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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 08:58 [#00786091]
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Eh? Eh?!
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2003-07-19 09:00 [#00786092]
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the force is far beyond draculas means of fighting control
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wilcoooo
from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-07-19 09:01 [#00786093]
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i would bet on Darth Vader. Dracula has to sleep, i never heard of Darth Vader taking a nap.
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2003-07-19 09:04 [#00786095]
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hmmm... Dracula does have many techniques such as turning into fog and flying... and i think that a lightsaber would be useless on the undead - so imma vote for DRACULA
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:05 [#00786096]
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darth vader cos of all the protective armor and the power of the force.. DUH
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:08 [#00786097]
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Yeah, but does he have a wooden lightsaber? Does anyone in the Star Wars galaxy even remember what wood is?
Okay, maybe on Endor. So if Dracula goes to Endor, you must acquit.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:10 [#00786100]
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no contest, Darth would be all up on Dracula.
wood? I thought you needed silver, in bullet form? Either way, the force will suffice I'm sure.
don't be a vadar hater
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 09:11 [#00786102]
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silverbullets are for werewolves!
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wilcoooo
from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-07-19 09:12 [#00786104]
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haven't you seen blade?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:14 [#00786105]
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Hahaha, another one who has never seen Love at First Bite.
"No, Van Helsing, ze silver bullets are for ze werewolf."
Now the thing to remember is, if Dracula wins, Darth Vader becomes a vampire. That's why I'm rooting for Drac. That would be so cool
*gak*
:: chokes to death on his nerdiness ::
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-19 09:15 [#00786106]
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darth would slay draccy dead as a dodo
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:15 [#00786108]
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Uh oh, now we got rival vampire mythologies duking it out.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:18 [#00786111]
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this is like the bear vs. shark thread, it's all subjective.......
UNTIL you realize darth vadar is a fucking jedi, and he would own some dood in a cape with fangs ANYDAY!
jeez
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-19 09:19 [#00786112]
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yeah, Dracula is pretty much helpless during the day, so I'd pick darth vader!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-19 09:19 [#00786113]
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yeah, his nice solid plastic armor!! ;)
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:22 [#00786116]
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I just don't get why you loons think Darth Vader never sleeps.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-19 09:23 [#00786117]
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he would sleep yes, but he can go outside in the day or night... dracula can only be active during the night...
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:25 [#00786121]
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That isn't so in the original Bram Stoker novel, is it?
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2003-07-19 09:29 [#00786124]
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*HELLO* there is no night or day in space
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 09:30 [#00786125]
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well "blade"... hm, I have actually seen it... but I think the "official" thing still is : silverbullets for the werewolfe (how do you spell that?), and that sunshine/pole in the heart for the vampire...
anal is like a day without sunshine*, so I guess a pole in the ass is for the girls ;)
* according to google.com
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:31 [#00786127]
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"anal is like a day without sunshine*, so I guess a pole in the ass is for the girls ;)"
whoa.......what wher'd that come from?!!?
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 09:34 [#00786131]
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well... the sunshine and pole in the heart was for the vampires.
according to google.com (http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=anal&type=1)
anal is like a day without sunshine, so a pole in the ass (instead of in the heart) is for the girls, or for the boys of course, who might also enjoy it (but as far as I know it's not as common)...
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2003-07-19 09:42 [#00786136]
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you guys are fucked.
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spent
from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:10 [#00786210]
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in the ass
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-07-19 11:13 [#00786211]
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depends whose Dracula you mean.
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spent
from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:14 [#00786212]
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haha... "bush is the antichrist"
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spent
from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:23 [#00786220]
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if it's that old geezer with the greasy hair and white face paint, he's getting his ass kicked
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-19 11:28 [#00786223]
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darthvader uses his mind to hold dracula in place untill he finds a wooden stake
i mean damn
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spent
from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:31 [#00786224]
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If it's that old geezer with the greasy hair and white makeup I'd say Vader, but then there's the disadvantage of not having a head anymore
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spent
from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:38 [#00786230]
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damn, thought the first one didn't post.
One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, vol-au-vents, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps descend on him from a great height and knock him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath.... "It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-07-19 13:21 [#00786342]
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Dracula could turn into a cloud that vorsened vaders asthma.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-07-19 18:07 [#00786635]
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hahaha
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 18:26 [#00786679]
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also... if dracula (a vampire) is female, well then the pole in the ass might do more good than harm... or was it the othe rway?
kinda drunk...
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-19 19:35 [#00786865]
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okies.......well dracula has a MAJOR disadvantage that automatically will mean SURE and sudden death.
aiaiaiaiaiia the LIGHT!
darth would kick ass, even with his helmet off! =0)
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Dozier
from United States on 2003-07-19 19:46 [#00786889]
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I don't know why you guys seem so bent on Darth. All he basically has is telekenesis and saber fighting skills. He's still human (cyborg). Dracula (the father of all vampires) has super human speed, super human strength, can change form, mind control abilities, extremely high regeneration, and can only be killed a few certain ways. The speed alone might--might--be sufficient.
However, I could see it going either way. I just think yall aren't giving Dracula enough credit.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 20:43 [#00787013]
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whoa, how do you know that much about vampires?
a better question, do you really want to answer that?
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-19 20:50 [#00787020]
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dang i forgot about the whole super speediness of drac.......it'd be a GOOD fight, but we all know who'd WIN!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-07-19 20:52 [#00787021]
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darth vader doesn't exist, but Dracula does, so the count wins by default !
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-19 21:01 [#00787028]
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depends if its light or day - obviously
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-20 20:30 [#00787821]
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Dracula will come to Vader in his dreams and stop his heart. And his pacemaker, and his respirator... and his backup respirator... ah hell I'll just show up and bite him.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-07-20 23:04 [#00787909]
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Darth Vader's ''Force'' (or FARCE as I affectionately call it, ho ho) wouldn't stand a chance, obviously. David Prowse is a big guy though. Off camera, he could kick Bela Lugosi's ass no prob.
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-07-20 23:05 [#00787911]
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Vader would KILL
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-20 23:11 [#00787914]
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Hello! Vader has a LIGHTSABER! LIGHT!....LIGHT! LIGHTsaber!!!
What does powerful light do to vampires? SLAYS THEM! LIGHT + DRAC = DEAD AS DA DODO!
Darth in a smidge of time...Case Closed!
;)
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-20 23:35 [#00787933]
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see Weezey thats EGGACTLY what i thought!!!
*sings*
'blinded by the light....'
where are the pic's of ZOE!!!!
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-20 23:40 [#00787936]
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Haven't gotten around to it...I'll explain via e-mail tomorrow...
BTW, you're a very happy semi-circle!
;)
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LeCoeur
from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-20 23:47 [#00787940]
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blar......zoe shouldn't be kept WAITING!!
thank YOU for the tape....twas received and viewed =0)
and btw.....it's MR. HAPPY....one of the MISTER MEN (famous in the UK)
go hear to see the whole d00d www.mistermen.com wish i knew someone who could animate that for me as an avy......perhaps SIDO DYAS......hummmmm *gets ideaRs*
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-20 23:59 [#00787946]
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Have Simon's head pop in and out of it's mouth.
;)
Glad you enjoyed the tape. I'll see about cat pictures...
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Xanatos
from New York City (United States) on 2003-07-21 00:26 [#00787954]
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"anal is more pleasureable than the other positions because of my disability"
... this is quite cool
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-07-27 08:52 [#00795355]
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Dracula and Vader has kinda allredy fought in EP 2 , Dracula won the first round but i bet in EP3 Anaking goes home with the sith graduation diploma =)
Ehm...Christopher Lee...*cough*..
Seriously!! Dracula wouldn't be motivated enough to do anything whicked with his powers cause Vader has a thick metal collar around his neck , he would fuck off before the fight starts and look for a easyer meal.
Draculas mind tricks would hardly work on a master like Vader .Fog ha!And then what ? Should he turn into a wolf or a bat ? Vader would laugh. The only thing D got going is his super speed wich would be a bit of a hassle even for Vader with his slow but powerfull fighting style , he would say "Impressive...most impressive!" but i think the Jedi reflexes and ability to see things before they happen would show result in the end.
Bye bye head!!
Still tho , i think Dracula and Vader would shake hands and disscus mind bending techniques over a cup of blood.
I think GLs inspiration when creating Vader was not only samurais but also i see a bit of Dracula thrown in there .
Remember Vaders black oxygen meditation chamber ? Reminds me of a vampires need for a kasket .
Also vaders black cape , tall precense , elegance and frightening dark voice makes me suspect George Lucas (just like Peter Jackson) has watched alot of Christopher Lee's interpretations of the famous blood sucker when he was a young boy and casting him for EP2 and 3 was hardly a coinsidense.
Also the grim reaper from Bergmans "The Seventh Seal" (1956) comes to mind.
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nacmat
on 2003-07-27 09:31 [#00795374]
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I prefer vader
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