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1. He is 100% porcelain. 2. He has no kidneys. 3. He is related to Elvis. 4. His legs are not his own. 5. His jeans are painted onto his body (have you ever seen them rip whilst he kicks a man in the throat). 6. One day (due to attrition) his face will appear on mount Rushmore. 7. He penned the majority of Moby’s Play album, i.e., he wrote the lyrics rather than herded the songs into a purpose built pen. However this may have also occurred, as Chuck Norris often dresses as a sheep dog, and I once seen him taping transcripts of each song onto the back of ten sheep. The sheep that was herded into the pen first had the lyrics to track number 3 of the Play album stuck to its back. Maybe Chuck Norris used this method a celebratory ritual upon finishing writing the lyrics, similar to those who smoke a cigarette after having sex. |
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From what I remember of my experience with the substance, porcelain seems to have different molecular properties than Chuck Norris. But what do we really know about porcelain. It remains a possibility, for our science can tell us nothing for certain. |
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isnt chuck norris that karate guy? |
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did you guys also know that Chuck Norris is the real-life name of a certain member on this board? its true. and im not telling you who it is. |
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chuck norris is a fucking tool. |
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did chuck have a fight with bruce lee i think it was the same one as when he fought with a baskeball star (bruce lee that is) |
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recycle is going to yell at you for not replying to your own thread again. he will, I swear |
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yes, he fought bruce lee. it occured in the movie "return of the dragon". in the movie "game of death" (bruce lee's last film by the way, with some very poor matte work of bruce's face done over another actors body) bruce fights kareem abdul jabar, a basketball player in real life. |
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