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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-17 14:02 [#00783774] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | i got an early start on the int0rweb.  :) 
 
 
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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-17 14:02 [#00783775] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Followup to recycle: #00783768 | Show recordbag
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 | http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&stor yID=3102047
 
 
 
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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-17 14:03 [#00783779] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag
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 | hey epohs, i have some candies over here in my van... please come help yourself to them
 
 
 
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         |  tolstoyed
             from the ocean on 2003-07-17 14:04 [#00783780] Points: 50073 Status: Moderator
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 | some young people here seem really mature for their age... 
 but basically i have it figured out...if one likes prefuse
 73 he/she is 20 or younger (or american hehe)
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-17 14:04 [#00783781] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | i'm not asposed to. 
 
 
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         |  Murray
             from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 14:04 [#00783782] Points: 4891 Status: Lurker | Followup to Nexus 6: #00783771
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 | I hope you realize that my "and the most sarcastic remark award goes to..." was amied at Bill Hicks, not at you.
 
 Why are you thanking me? Have i done anything? I'm
 confused...are we there yet?
 
 
 
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         |  Nexus 6
             from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-17 14:04 [#00783783] Points: 3221 Status: Lurker
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 | epohs WHY YOU LYING TO MEEEEEEEE!? 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-17 14:07 [#00783791] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to Nexus 6: #00783783
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 | ok, i guess i'm busted.  i'm really 46. 
 :)
 
 
 
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         |  DJ Xammax
             from not America on 2003-07-17 14:08 [#00783794] Points: 11512 Status: Lurker
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 | I'm 15 and a half. 
 
 
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         |  Nexus 6
             from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-17 14:08 [#00783795] Points: 3221 Status: Lurker | Followup to Murray: #00783782
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 | Well, when I think of cheers, I think of men raising their glasses, making a toast to life and saying: CHEERS! I
 thought it'd be nice if I'd give you a respond.
 
 
 
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         |  Nexus 6
             from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-17 14:09 [#00783798] Points: 3221 Status: Lurker | Followup to epohs: #00783791
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 | well, I figured, you're a friend of pomme's and pomme's not 13. So either pomme's a dirty old man or you're lying.
 
 
 
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         |  Murray
             from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 14:09 [#00783799] Points: 4891 Status: Lurker
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 | Aww how nice of you Nexus 6 
 DJ Xammax: Word Up home slice, what up?
 
 
 
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         |  Netlon Sentinel
             from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-17 14:10 [#00783802] Points: 4736 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #00783780
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 | eh! i'm 23 an far from american :| 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-17 14:10 [#00783806] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to Nexus 6: #00783798
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 | actually both are true 
 
 
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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-17 14:13 [#00783812] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Followup to epohs: #00783806 | Show recordbag
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 | wtf.. you told me you were 13?!?!? 
 *gathers receipts for game cube/games gift*
 
 *dumps rohypnol down sink*
 
 
 
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         |  danbrusca
             from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 14:44 [#00783865] Points: 4570 Status: Lurker
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 | I'm 3. 
 
 
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         |  pachi
             from yo momma (United States) on 2003-07-17 14:48 [#00783874] Points: 8984 Status: Lurker
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 | check my profile 
 well, not like it matters =)
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-17 14:59 [#00783897] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to pomme de terre: #00783812
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 | raping children is funny. 
 
 
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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-17 15:00 [#00783898] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Followup to bill_hicks: #00783897 | Show recordbag
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 | not as funny as wiping your bloddy dick off on their teddybear
 
 
 
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         |  bill_hicks
             from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-17 15:03 [#00783903] Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to pomme de terre: #00783898
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 | i find that comment extremely offensive and i think you should be banned, you disgusting low-life pervert. i'm going
 to e-mail phobs. This is not a time for joking about things
 like that.
 
 
 
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         |  RobE
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 15:03 [#00783905] Points: 1608 Status: Regular
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 | I'm 33 and damn proud of it. Now that probably makes me the oldest board member,but I
 don't care.
 
 I'm wiser,richer and still look bloody fantastic.
 
 You will all now bow down and kiss my cyber feet.
 
 Now.
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-17 15:04 [#00783906] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to bill_hicks: #00783897
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 | bill_hicks, a mystery wrapped in an enigma.  is he an asshole thru and thru, or does he have a sensitive side,
 that's concerned about the well being of others?
 
 we may never know.
 
 
 
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         |  pomme de terre
             from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-17 15:05 [#00783910] Points: 11943 Status: Moderator | Followup to bill_hicks: #00783903 | Show recordbag
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 | alright 
 
 
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         |  eXXailon
             from purgatory on 2003-07-17 16:30 [#00783974] Points: 6745 Status: Lurker
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 | 19.25 years old......precisely today 
 
 
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         |  Jedi Chris
             on 2003-07-17 16:34 [#00783977] Points: 11496 Status: Lurker
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 | 31 
 *hobbles on walking stick*
 
 
 
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         |  RobE
             from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 16:37 [#00783978] Points: 1608 Status: Regular | Followup to Jedi Chris: #00783977
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 | heehee...Just one stick? 
 It kinda gets to you when old ladies offer to help you
 across the road....
 
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         |  nobsmuggler
             from silly mid-off on 2003-07-17 16:40 [#00783980] Points: 6265 Status: Addict
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 | 23yrs old 
 there is a lot more young people on this board than i ever
 expected
 
 man i feel stupid
 
 
 
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         |  fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-17 16:42 [#00783981] Points: 18042 Status: Lurker
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 | Well I'm glad to see some of you are old doddering fucks like me.
 
 tolstoyed, I like prefuse so that blows your theory out of
 the water.
 
 corticalstim, I like the way you wallow in your youth.
 That's right kiddo, enjoy it while you can get away with it.
 :D
 
 pomme de terre: for guessing at my age, to you I say "   "
 
 Chronologically I think I'm older than earthleakage, but
 psychologically I'd put him at about 54 and drunk and
 cranky. :D
 
 
 
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         |  warpphex
             from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-17 16:42 [#00783982] Points: 1372 Status: Lurker
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 | 25 years old feels like 50. 
 
 
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         |  xceque
             on 2003-07-17 16:55 [#00783990] Points: 5888 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag
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 | I, too, am 31. I don't have a walking stick though. I can't use it easily or my catheter falls out.
 
 
 
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         |  nacmat
             on 2003-07-17 17:37 [#00784056] Points: 31275 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #00783780
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 | I am not under 20 and not american... what am I doing wrong then?
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-17 17:59 [#00784102] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | ok, really and truly, i'm 25 years old.  i've just been joshin' you guys.
 
 <-- peep my profile 4 teh truth.
 
 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-18 15:32 [#00785577] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | bloody students 
 
 
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         |  REFLEX
             from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-07-18 15:34 [#00785578] Points: 8864 Status: Regular
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 | 20 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2003-07-18 15:48 [#00785582] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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 | i am 6500 days, 17 hours and 53 minutes old. 
 
 
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         |  uzim
             on 2003-07-18 15:48 [#00785583] Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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 | erm, now 6500 days 17 hours 54 minutes. 
 
 
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         |  Ctrl Alt Del
             from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-07-18 15:58 [#00785589] Points: 2190 Status: Lurker
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 | i share the same birthdate as Ghandi. (year subject to change without notice)
 
 
 
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         |  earthleakage
             from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-18 16:04 [#00785600] Points: 27859 Status: Regular
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 | i am the same age as at least 3 other people on here 
 
 
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         |  Jarworski
             from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-18 16:08 [#00785603] Points: 10836 Status: Lurker
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 | 25 doesn't feel old. I feel the same, pretty much, as I did at 20. I thought I'd be at least semi-adult by now.
 
 
 
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         |  evolume
             from seattle (United States) on 2003-07-18 17:28 [#00785621] Points: 10965 Status: Regular
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 | i'm still 27 
 
 
 
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         |  fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-18 17:33 [#00785624] Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to evolume: #00785621
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 | That phrase is only ever uttered by people over 40. 
 
 
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         |  deepspace9mm
             from filth on 2003-07-18 18:09 [#00785661] Points: 6846 Status: Addict
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 | 16 
 
 
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         |  manticore
             from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-07-18 20:24 [#00785791] Points: 651 Status: Addict
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 | i'm an 85 year old bald, hairy, fat perverted bastard, which would make me by far the oldest member of this board ... but
 i feel like i ought to be 23 come September 1st!
 
 
 
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         |  fleetmouse
             from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-18 20:25 [#00785792] Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to manticore: #00785791
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 | If you're still hairy at 85 you must be simply dripping with testosterone you luscious manbeast you!
 
 
 
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         |  manticore
             from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-07-18 20:28 [#00785796] Points: 651 Status: Addict | Followup to fleetmouse: #00785792
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 | well, once you start getting ear hair, it's all downhill from there.  the older you get, the fatter and more hairy
 you become - the curse of old age, i suppose - not to
 mention having your hearing completely wrecked by listening
 to 'confield' a tad too loudly one too many times!
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-18 20:31 [#00785800] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | i'm completely bald on my head, but i comb my extraordinarily long ear hair over, and it does a
 surprisingly good job of covering my age.
 
 i'm 137, but don't look a day over 94
 
 
 
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         |  manticore
             from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-07-18 20:34 [#00785804] Points: 651 Status: Addict | Followup to epohs: #00785800
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 | i'm going against everything i've just posted here, but i can guarantee you that once we're old, wrinkly, fat, hairy
 and bald, it won't all seem so funny any longer. =(
 
 at least i can still look forward to my fantasy of being a
 disgruntled old grandpa sitting in a rocking chair on the
 front porch with a rifle, shooting at teenagers while
 yelling "get the fuck off my lawn, ya cunted good for
 nothin' rascalz!"
 
 
 
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         |  epohs
             from )C: on 2003-07-18 20:40 [#00785813] Points: 17620 Status: Lurker
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 | old - check wrinkly - not quite yet
 fat - getting there
 hairy - moreso every day
 bald - nope
 
 i'll be surprised if my heart holds out til i'm old enough
 to consider myself an 'old man'.
 
 
 
 
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         |  nacmat
             on 2003-07-18 21:17 [#00785828] Points: 31275 Status: Lurker | Followup to evolume: #00785621
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 | lol... I am still 27 too... I didnt grow up since last time I posted here
 
 
 
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         |  mimi
             on 2003-07-18 23:44 [#00785904] Points: 5721 Status: Regular
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 | i am eighteen...i think most everybody's ages seem right on with what i would have expected.
 
 
 
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