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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-07-17 01:47 [#00782729]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job
with a better company someday.

2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
due to budget cuts.

3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your
rent.

4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -
they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably
has a scapegoat.

6. If at first you don't succeed - try management.

7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
altogether.

8. Never quit until you have another job.

9. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!

10. Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an
incompetent slacker.

11. Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to
work for free.

12. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.

13. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like
their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-07-17 02:33 [#00782752]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



I think King Missile put it best when they said: "Steal from
work!"


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-07-17 06:18 [#00782898]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Co-existence: #00782752



have you seen the movie Office Space?


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-17 06:30 [#00782915]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00782898



im living it right now :0)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-07-17 06:32 [#00782918]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
due to budget cuts.

lol! :D


 


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