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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-07-17 01:47 [#00782729]
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1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
6. If at first you don't succeed - try management.
7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
8. Never quit until you have another job.
9. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
10. Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
11. Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
12. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
13. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-07-17 02:33 [#00782752]
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I think King Missile put it best when they said: "Steal from work!"
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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-07-17 06:18 [#00782898]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Co-existence: #00782752
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have you seen the movie Office Space?
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-17 06:30 [#00782915]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00782898
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im living it right now :0)
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-07-17 06:32 [#00782918]
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2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
lol! :D
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