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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-07-17 01:47 [#00782729] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker
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 | 1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
 
 2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
 due to budget cuts.
 
 3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your
 rent.
 
 4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -
 they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
 
 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably
 has a scapegoat.
 
 6. If at first you don't succeed - try management.
 
 7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
 altogether.
 
 8. Never quit until you have another job.
 
 9. Hang in there: Retirement is only 30 years away!
 
 10. Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an
 incompetent slacker.
 
 11. Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to
 work for free.
 
 12. Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
 
 13. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like
 their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
 
 
 
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         |  Co-existence
             from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-07-17 02:33 [#00782752] Points: 3388 Status: Regular
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 | I think King Missile put it best when they said: "Steal from work!"
 
 
 
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         |  Junktion
             from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-07-17 06:18 [#00782898] Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Co-existence: #00782752
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 | have you seen the movie Office Space? 
 
 
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         |  recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-17 06:30 [#00782915] Points: 40933 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00782898
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 | im living it right now :0) 
 
 
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         |  virginpusher
             from County Clare on 2003-07-17 06:32 [#00782918] Points: 27325 Status: Lurker
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 | 2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
 
 lol! :D
 
 
 
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