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A godamn bird just attacked me !! *opens a beer , tries to calm down* I was walking to the grocery store to do some small inqueries when suddenly i felt the wind from a large bird like 5 cm above my head. I looked up and it was this angry bird flying in circles over me and kind of talking , he looked very upset. It looked like a seagull but not as large. He/she was stalkin me all the way to the store and now and again it would dive in on me very fast and very close. What the hell had i done to it to cause this behaviour ??? Is this normal ? I couldn't have gone near the nest cause i was walking on a sidewalk all the time and it is a neighbourhood with cars and everythin passing by ? When i came out from the shop i was praying it would have fucked off but noooo! it stalked me all the way home too. It was like the Hitchcock movie , other birds started circling over me too but they didn't attack . I had to clapp my hands very loud everytime it came close , other people walking by wondered what the hell i was doing i guess hahaha! Damn crazy bird ,what the hell was his problem ? im afraid to go outside now. |
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that must have been one stressed bird... i get attacked by insects usually |
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Did you remember to was the birdseed out of your hair? |
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it usually works for me |
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*Slaps forehead* DOH!! |
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the whole time, i was imagining bill murray as you though. so it was kinda funny actually. |
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Theres obviously something about you that caused a problem to it,as birds are very territoral. Some birds shit on its victims when they feel threatenedso consider yourself lucky. |
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What? *checks clothes* I was wearing all black clothes and a black baseball cap , even black shoes. Could that have something to do with it ? |
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I hate birds now. They are bullies!!! I seriously hope this was a one time thing cause i walk the same way to the buss in the mornings. I need to get myself a gun or some pepper spray or something hahahaha! Its me or him =) |
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you prolly just got too close to it's nest. it was only protecting it's wee ones. |
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anyone like the movie? |
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maybe the bird fancied you but just had a strange way of expressing that? |
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Yeah but like i said i was walking on the sidewalk all the time and people and cars drive thru there all the time . Why would it nest there ? there are plenty of other areas with no people ? |
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Reminds me of the time that my friend got shit on by like 12-15 seagulls at the same time. And it was just him no one else! :D |
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come to think of it, I've had girls react that way to me. *wait a minute.......!* |
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kinky little man you are! :D |
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beats me, but birds do stuff like that. I know color plays a part, but I wouldn't think black would. Hell, maybe you got too close, and the bird thought you were a big crow. Crows always fuck with nest, so yeah, big crow...... |
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birds are nature's comedians. He probably just did it because he knew it'd be funny. |
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shit...scary shit...sci-fi action...haha!!!! |
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"ah snakes, natures quiters" |
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Hell, maybe you got too close, and the bird thought you were a big crow. Crows always fuck with nest, so yeah, big crow...... birds are nature's comedians. He probably just did it because he knew it'd be funny. Two valid theories =) |
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the later is more interesting, but I think the former has more merit. alas........ |
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Stupid bird , since when did Crows grow 195 cm's tall and weigh 93 kg's ? =) You could be right tho. I shall ask my dad , he knows all kinds of useless information on animals , nature ...and stuff. |
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hehehe...same height and same weight as me :) |
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Really ? =) *high five* |
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well, I don't know if city birds like that have great vision, so I imagine the bird is always on edge, watching for predators and shit. big black thing moving this way, better safe than sorry if you're the bird. and it did work didn't it? You got mad, and wouldn't go near that nest again for all the tea in china. |
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Yeah youre probably right. I was more scared then mad tho . I am city folk and not very in touch with nature , these kind of things scare the shit out of me hahahaha! If a horse sneaze in my precense i shit in my pants. |
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Eww |
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It was probably freaked out by the music blaring from your house ealier.... |
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UPDATE:: SIX times have i been attacked now!! Not in the mornings when i go to work , apparently it is sleeping then or something but when i come of the bus and walk the 100 meters something to my home the same scene repeats. Im even nervous when i step out on my balcony now hahaha! I bet he knows on what floor my apartment is. Its not just one tho , its a whole gang of Kamikaze birds circling over the area spreading terror. I talked to my dad about it and he said the birds where probably some sort of Tern and they are known for being agressive and building nests at the most stupid places like on someones parked car or in the middle of a noisy construction site. Still they seem to igore other people but me. The ONE person who is actualy scared of bird attacks hahaha! They smell the fear! Bastards!! |
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