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offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-27 06:59 [#00759099]
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yeah, just think of it as your everyday peep-show


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-27 07:01 [#00759104]
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A*B = C

A= the amount of pain
B= time

the highest number of C is the worst way of dying.

A good example is from the movie "seven" (by Fincher)...
When somebody almost kills you, but then keeps you -just
above death-
you're almost dead, you have no power to do whatsoever but
just lie there and feel pain. This of course needs somebody
to keep you alive. But it's pure evil, and a horrible death.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-27 07:08 [#00759121]
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being killed by spoons.. you know... keep pushing untill
they come out at the other side...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-27 07:09 [#00759123]
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..instead, just try to realize the truth:
there is no spoon


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-06-27 07:09 [#00759124]
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yeah that would give a high C...
JAoren what were you doing on that photo were you wore that
Hawaii-shirt?


 

offline ezeh from montevideo (Uruguay) on 2003-06-27 08:56 [#00759329]
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put two pencils in your nostrils and then ram your face to a
table.

it works!


 

offline niun from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-27 09:00 [#00759335]
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it'd be quick though (unless you screwed up).

Being burnt at the steak would be a nasty one.


 

offline ezeh from montevideo (Uruguay) on 2003-06-27 09:04 [#00759340]
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if you screw it up it would be horrible.
did anybody see a list of the old medieval tortures? they
were all nasty as hell... like the iron maiden , the
original idea was to slowly close the door... people lasted
two days dying.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-27 09:05 [#00759342]
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It is alledged that some kid did that at the high school I
went to, in the middle of an exam.

Couldn't take the strain....

:(


 

offline ezeh from montevideo (Uruguay) on 2003-06-27 09:06 [#00759344]
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oooooooooooooooh fucking damn.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-27 09:11 [#00759348]
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I would not have liked to have witnessed that, thankfully


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-27 09:11 [#00759349]
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He he, that's a popular urban myth- kids offing themselves
by doing that instead of sitting the exam :)


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-27 09:23 [#00759357]
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1. put through a wood chipper
2. have a water hose jammed down your throat and then turn
it on full blast


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-27 09:26 [#00759362]
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have your hands tied behind your back and then being dragged
along the road at 100mph untill you DIE!...aaahahahah


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-06-27 09:29 [#00759364]
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because of stress...

physicaly worst - because of water slowly (really
slowly-some weeks or so) droping on top of your head -
ofcourse the head must be good fixated if you want this to
work


 

offline niun from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-27 09:33 [#00759367]
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Leaving a boil on your head untreated. It becomes infected,
flies lay eggs within the pulpy mess, maggots emerge and
begin eating their way through your skull and begin feasting
on your brains.

not a nice way to spend a Sunday.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-06-28 06:43 [#00760582]
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being boiled to death would be pretty bad...



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-06-28 06:47 [#00760586]
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wasn't that the human league?


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-06-28 06:51 [#00760587]
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most animals prefer to live out their final moments in
seclusion, and considering that humans are very much a part
of the animal kingdom (sorry folks, just because we have a
bigger brain than most don't make us any less a beast), it's
not all too surprising that most people prefer to die in
isolation or the close comfort of loved ones and friends -
it's as much an instinct as anything else

moving on though, getting impaled on a bamboo stick would be
a shit death twofold - first, the pain, obviously, but
secondly, your obituary in the paper would read "died by
bamboo impalement", which would probably make most people
smirk upon initial reading.


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-06-28 06:56 [#00760588]
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to make this topic all the more disturbing, the most
discomforting thing to think about is the fact that there
has been at least one person on this planet for every 'worst
case dying scenario' listed here so far. if you can think
it up, it's probably been done.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-06-28 07:00 [#00760590]
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aperently once some bloke on stag-do got handcuffed to a
lamp post naked and his mates run off when they were gone he
was raped and beaten to death

not only a harsh way to die but man i bet that fcked his
family right up as well


 


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