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being skinned alive and left to bleed to death with salt poured on your open wounds for maximized pain. ugh. i wouldn't wish that upon anyone other than maybe king george II. |
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i think it would be the worst to die in some sort of embarassing way -- getting hit by a bus in front of lots of people maybe? that is how you will be remembered. |
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buried in a coffin alive... |
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but it's all about the sheer amount of suffering involved when it comes to the worst way to die. i think that getting hit by a bus in front of a huge crowd of pedestrians would be an incredibly humorous way to go - an absurd end to an absurd existence! and besides, it's not like it matters much how you'll be remembered once you've kicked the bucket - or so one would presume. |
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ok, let's say you get hit by a bus and you dont die right away and everyone is crowding around you and chuckling, like, fool, she should have looked both ways. |
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Being slowly impaled by a telephone pole through the abdomen. At a rate of about 1 inch per 5 seconds or so. |
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- starving to death 2 inches from a feast - eaten by bugs in your stomach - getting your eyeballs pushed into your sockets |
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Eaten by a shark, whilst swimming in the sea |
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Or maybe being slowly pressed between two walls, a little sloooower. |
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i have read that they tortured people in the east in almost the same way in the past. They locked them into a bambus(sp?)-field, and when the plants then grew an inch a day, they pierced through the bodies |
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Actually, crucifixion by being tied to a cross, not nailed. By nailing Jesus, they would have saved him a lot of pain because he would have passed out from blood loss in the first day or so before he suffocated to death over 3 days. If you are just tied, your muscles become more and more fatigued with each breath, as each breath is let out, each breath in becomes more and more shallow, until you are too weak to breath in again and you suffocate. |
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Yeah I read that.....grizzly stuff |
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sick |
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Falling from a plane face first without a parachute onto some forest or somewhere, where you'd get impaled - ouch! |
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God it must be weird to jump off of a tall building and hit the pavement |
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"SPLATTTTTTT!!" |
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sledgehammer to the balls RRRREAAAAAALL FUckin hard. ooww |
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Seen Jackass? Johnny Knoxville has had that happen! :D |
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that's when, using whatever remaining energy you can muster, you produce a the most devilish grin possible and with blood spewing from your mouth you look at the crowd with the a demonic glee in your eyes, laught maniacally and finish off with "i'll see you in hell, suckers!!! booohahahahaha!!!" - and in such a way you literally get the last laught as everybody looks at you in bewilderment and fear. |
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that was a to reply mimi, btw. just proving that getting hit by a bus in front of a moronic crowd doesn't have to work against you! hehe! =) |
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oh ya but he was wearing a cup! i'm talkin an all out wind-up, nuts-on-the-table type spplat haha it hurts to think about |
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*cringes* As fucking awefull as that'd be, you'd survive wouldn't you? |
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haha your avatar fits to that so well.. you look like you're just about to get that nuts-on-the-table--splattt treatment :) aw man.. it already hurts to think of it .. :\ |
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Apparently if you break your little finger like (dont worry people it's just a black and white sketch, no gorey photo) you have a good chance of dying because the shock of the pain causes cardiac arrest. That has to be the worst thing that can happen....:((( |
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Apparently if you break your little finger like (dont worry people it's just a black and white sketch, no gorey photo) you have a good chance of dying because the shock of the pain causes cardiac arrest. That has to be the worst thing that can happen....:((( |
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fuck....didn't mean to post twice.....the MB told me I was posting too frequently, still it posted my message :\ |
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I wouldn't think that was the worst way though! I wouldn't think that was the worst way though! :P |
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what would they write on your tombstone? "he was a valiant and chivalrous man who died of a broken pinky" |
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shut up! shut up! :P |
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lol :D |
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Except it would be written in dutch! Hehehe |
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oh well, at least it won't be as bad when you, like people mentioned in the "best way to die" thread, die during and orgasm. What would be on your tombstone then? "He was a valiant and chivalrous man but couldn't handle the excitement." :P |
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"a man known for his stiffness, in his final hours he got stiff and in parting with this world, he stayed stiff" |
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worst way to die: execution because of Internet Piracy in the year 2024... |
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LMFAO!!!! |
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I think it will happen sooner than that! :D |
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being slowly digersted over a thousand years by some sand-loving desert giant-mouth thing like in Star Wars. Did it inject ya with elixar type poisons to keep you concious for 10 centuries? Nastry fucking shit! |
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yeah meybe .... execution because of Internet Piracy in the year |
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haha! believe it or not, you may not be too far off the mark on that one - if those right-wing republican nut-o's who get bankrolled by the RIAA have their way, we may find ourselves victims of our PCs exploding in our faces all because we happened to have 1 britney spears tune on our harddrive. |
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well this is just lovely |
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slowly |
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dieing from any amount of pain would be the worst. |
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shot in the arse. |
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to be placed on top of a rapidly growing bamboo-stick and have it make it's way through your body, with a climax as it exits your left eye. sounds like a jolly good time |
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i've seen pictures of that.. except the bamboo came out of the mouth. that would be insanely painful. |
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yeah, seen it too - it's grotesque anyways, I read somewhere that dying is a very personal thing and that most people want to be alone, or in the company of their closest friends and relatives when they pass away, as it is very humiliating. |
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humiliating? i don't find it as such. if you would be humiliated dieing.. then it's too bad for you. you shouldn't be embarassed by nature... |
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it's just something I read though. But I would like the idea of having the whole world wathing me as I die. Just like I don't want people to marvel at my beauty when I take a dump.. |
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errrm, wouldn't like... |
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wathing??? Sounds sexy :| |
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