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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-26 06:52 [#00757610]
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Gantz Graf Autechre records are purchased solely by bald men in expensive anoraks who would masturbate to a car alarm if it was re-mixed by a German. This impenetrable curtain of misanthropic noise - released with an accompanying three-track DVD that features a squabble of hopelessly pretentious video "interpretations" - is typical of the menopausal electro-manglers' dogged refusal to bow to convention and produce anything of interest to anyone not either a) bald or b) German. It bleeps. It skronks. It krrraaaanks. But mainly, it blows like a ruddy awful hurricane. Remember, kids; if it sounds like a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank, it's because it IS a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank. Avoid as you would a bald German.
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-26 07:02 [#00757640]
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which frustrated moron wrote this? he probably rates Bryan Adams' albums 9.0
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 07:05 [#00757641]
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those nme guys are even worse than pitchfork sometimes... just because you dont understand it doesnt mean its wank
< /idm elite mode off ;)>
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 07:13 [#00757646]
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how dare they!!! sadistic kitty fucking hippies!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-26 07:18 [#00757651]
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NME arre my Enemy
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lizardfister
from rainy manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 07:22 [#00757654]
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that is actually quite funny. if a bit racist.
but then this comes from a magazine that so desperately needs to look 'cool' it gave the new white stripes album 10/10 even before they had heard it. that is the epitomy of SAD.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-06-26 08:08 [#00757740]
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That review was posted ages ago...it was written by some woman wasn't it?
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-26 08:10 [#00757743]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to ecnadniarb: #00757740
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it was frrom ages ago. i was just rreading an oldish NME paperr
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-26 08:10 [#00757744]
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fuck tha NME
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-06-26 08:10 [#00757745]
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Ah :D
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-06-26 08:12 [#00757748]
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Here it is online
It was a woman called Sarah Dempster. A woman reviewing Ae now that is asking for trouble. :)
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 08:46 [#00757794]
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Hey guys guess what I brought today? Die Car Alarm-Heinz Germanbloke. .........
oh....
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