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PART ONE Ever since I had first become aware of my superior music creating skills, I had understandably been trying to hatch a plan to force my huge fanclub of moronic listeners to buy my music instead of sharing it on file sharing programs. Sure, you could argue that nobody shares my music on file sharing programs anyway, but that is not the point. In fact it is completely irrelevant, irreleokant even. HEY LOOK, ELVIS! *tries to quickly confuse and distract you by changing the subject... after not finding Elvis you return your attention to me with a vague recollection of what I was saying thereby forgetting minor details such as that nobody shares my music on filesharing programs* *ahem*I shouldn't just give away something this good for free. *pinches both nipples making a sizzling sound* So here is my plan: Collective Bidding, which I shall henceforth abbreviate as "CB". The first letter stands for "cruphenyte" and the second letter stands for "broggenswashulk". I am kidding, and I apologize for this. Ok, seriously now, Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!, *whew* What a hilarious off-topic detour. The first letter, for real this time (let’s not start making up extremely silly words again, for I fear the hilarity would cause me to laugh until chocolate milk came out of my nose... and that would be embarrassing.) stands for "collective" and the second letter stands for "bidding". |
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$5.33 |
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do you accept cash? |
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PART ELEVENTWENTY Hello, and welcome to part eleventwenty of w M w's June 24th 15:52 post! Everyone knows that eleventwenty comes chronologically and mathematically right after one, and of course it is always underlined instead of in bold when used as a heading. I very much hope you enjoyed reading part one and I will do my best to make part eleventwenty entertaining for you folks out there tonight! Ok, I remember I was talking about the nipple stretching contest. Now *shuffles papers* oh, I'm sorry, that is my post for tomorrow. Ok, so mentioning it wasn't an accident... it was a teaser. Prepare for a fantastic post tomorrow about "the nipple stretching contest". I'll let your craaaaaaazy imaginations do the rest. Okay, on to the topic of CB. Using this economic experiment, I will be selling many units consisting of one dollar's worth of potential that I will release my next song. The catch is that I will only release it if the grand total ever reaches 500,000 dollars (I am keeping the target amount low this time since it is only an experiment). In the meantime, the track will be completely isolated away from the public... completely unlistenable (the horror) until the target amount is reached. Using this experiment, the track will naturally nestle down into it's true economic value (which is predicted by me to be millions of dollars). Anyone can offer to pay any amount and your bids will be kept secret! I'm sick of typing now. Not really. |
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ohh, you got me all curious now i'll ask my 28.745 friends if they want a copy of this come on people, do some advertising and bring some of your friends into this experiment |
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brevity is the soul of wit |
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it's a shame some of your topics fizzle out. it's like throwing good pizza face down on the rug. |
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good description. ill give you a half eaten cookie if youll post your music. |
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so it's uhhh..kind of like. uhmm.. 26 w M w's For Cash, no? |
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LAME! |
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although you may not have been serious... (and get yer head outta the gutter). |
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I would pay for an album... but not for just one track.... I just do that with aphex |
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Here are some tidbits of important information that I forgot: tidbit 1) Everyone will be refunded their money if the target amount is never reached. But we all know this will never happen given the high demand for my music. tidbit 2) I suspect there will be an inclination to troll in the bidding process. For example, someone could, through sheer amusement, bid 10,000 dollars with no intention to truly pay. This is why I will be selling my 1 dollar units of potential that I will release my song on ebay (if you want to buy many units, say 10,000 dollars worth, simply change the quantity to 10,000) Now if a person fails to pay, they will be reprimanded by ebay and possibly no longer be able to use that service. tidbit 3) half eaten cookies are not accepted currency. |
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that's pretty conscious |
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