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Riddle: How many Ceri JC's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Perhaps, just perhaps, if one trillion Ceri JC's were augmented by one billion years of evolution, then maybe, just maaaaaaybe, they could have obtained the cognitive ability and hand eye coordination to accomplish the task of screwing in one lightbulb. Currently however, no amount of Ceri JC's can accomplish this feat. In fact, adding additional Ceri JC's to help solve the problem subtracts rather than adds from their ability because each additional Ceri JC exponentially increases their net ineptitude. Using this data, it may actually be possible for a negative number of Ceri JC's to screw in one lightbulb, but this has not been tested (it is calculated that the negative number would have to be less than 35 for the ineptitude of the Ceri JC's to finally wear off, but no one has ever found a negative Ceri JC, or even knows for sure if they exist, so alas such an experiment can't currently be done). |
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I'd suggest a knitting course for you. |
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testing the boundaries eh? |
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riddle: how many w M w's does it take to make a decent joke? answer: more than one |
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you upstaged him pete |
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let Ceri JC fight his own battles. Afterall, he is man enough. pffff! |
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ceri wouldn't have to change his own lightbulbs, he has millions of women who are glad to do it for him, stretching provocatively in front of him *snaps out of her own little fantasy* |
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no! he's an icle boy who needs 24 hour surveilance. thanx for your time. |
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it is more than clear at this stage, that I wasnt that wrong |
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hahaha :D |
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LOL at dobbin......damn you are RIGHT on!!! *trips PoGo in her fantasy and in MY FANTASY runs off with Ceri in tow* muahhahaha |
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whoa, wtf did I miss? why would you waste bandwidth hating on a mod??? |
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pOgO and LeCoeur I feel disgusted that you're wasting all this love on Ceri when it's clearly ME that is the better! ;) |
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yeah, but you're too easy LeCoeur and I like the chase ;o, |
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Ouch! =) |
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Oi woman, my mail isn't working properly, sort it out for me. |
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prepare to share. |
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we are currently experiencing problem with our mail servers. This is an intermittant issue which are engineers are working on. Unfortunatley, there is no fix time as yet just keep trying babe =o( xxx |
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Who said I was easy? Were you talking to Vicki?????! |
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hehehe I can smell it on you >=oD |
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Alright. Bring me home some chips and coke. Sorry for the interference in this magnificent topic, everyone :D |
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lets have a pizza instead =oD I'll mail you on your hotmail k xxx |
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:O I didn't even notice you sniff me! |
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Oh come on! I'm dying for a witty, knife sharp remark from Ceri here! The suspension is killing me! :D |
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well. yeah. i can imagine being suspended upside down for long enough all the blood would all rush into your head making it burst all over the groud below you. |
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kinky man |
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hahahahahahahaha |
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The answer is, it only takes one Ceri JC to change a lightbulb. It does however also take two chairs from the living room balanced on top of each other and me standing on tip toes on top of them to reach the lightbulb. No, I'm not a midget- the ceilings in my flat are just unbelievably high- no room is as wide as it is high! As to pOgO's fantasy, I have actually seen a naked woman straining to replace a lightbulb so you're not far off :D ("I don't remember telling you about a..., what's the fantasy?") wMw: So, thought you'd let it die down for a few days after the appreciation thread, eh? Well, don't worry- I'm very thick skinned, so long as insults or abuse are directed at me rather than other people or disrupting the board in general I'm not bothered about it. Can't say the same for the other mods and webmasters though... |
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bravo |
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Very mature...I would have responded with "at least I can afford a place with electricity" or "ya ma's a slag" or sommat like that. |
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or i'll just hire some poor dumb twat with letters instead of a proper underground name to do it for me 'cause he inevitably needs the money 'cause he's not making any $$ off his shite music (caution, heavy sarcasm used, not intended for younger readers) |
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it'd be instant banning gratification for me ;) |
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The CeriJC I know....would probably get the landlord to fix them for him. Claiming that it his responsibilty - therefore the answer is 'Zero CeriJCs' :D |
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haha :D |
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jesus chris!, i mean- JEDI chris, WTF is up man? i haven't seen u in aaaaaaaaaages |
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Predictable :P |
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or ever actually... but for some reason i assume you look like anakin skywalker... |
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no jesus. |
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i don't think you can, in good conscience, call anyone predictable, rich |
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I haven't left this place.....I did come here a lot less last Autumn but I'm posting regularly now....and have been for a few months! |
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OMG. Man, you need medication. YOU ALL NEED MEDICATION. I AM NOT RICH |
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no harsh feelings but its funny |
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wow dude, you got some balls. nice knowing ya |
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ouch.. |
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dobbin's name is Pete!?? *faints, resulting in some kind of semi-humorous kerplonkk sound* |
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interesting theory... |
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i like ceri. he tolerates my crap but then again so do all of you :) |
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you ASS |
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The best way to insult w M w here would be to point out that you do not use apostrophe's in plural's. |
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i love ceri, man. he never did me nothin but right. maybe its because i respect him as a person, who knows. |
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