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AlbertoBalsalm
from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-13 01:12 [#00738882]
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"i would rape my own mother to get a un-released copy of SAW3...
eh thats sorta nasty maybe i wouln't go that far... but i'd
do some crazy sheeiot" -narkotic / 2002-02-06
your turn to quote :D
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:14 [#00738887]
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hahahaha, I have a whole list, let me dig around for it
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AlbertoBalsalm
from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-13 01:15 [#00738889]
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k00L bring it on then! :)
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:16 [#00738890]
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these are the memorable ones that I've copied down. I like these little bits.
“The UK, graveyard of ambition”
"dreams, I walk with you"
"...and when it lands, will my eyes be closed or open?"
--------- i like those
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:17 [#00738893]
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oh, and here is one more along the lines of what you're prolly looking for
“...i was telling the truth you fucking plank”
------- hahahahaha *4000 posts, sweet action*
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Ctrl Alt Del
from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:17 [#00738894]
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"im sitting here naked" -The Funkmaster
think that pretty much sums up the whole xltronic ideal.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:20 [#00738897]
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bwahahaha, fucking classic
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-06-13 01:21 [#00738898]
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"Autechre is pretty lame really."
thats right innit?
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-13 01:22 [#00738899]
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skyfarmer youre either incredibly manipulative or a hipocrate beyond the boundaries of human comprehension
bryce_berny
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:30 [#00738904]
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hahaha, this is the best board ever
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neetta
from Finland on 2003-06-13 01:32 [#00738905]
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neetta, are you really that cute in real life or are you just photogenic?
-clipper
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:35 [#00738906]
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pahahahahahahahahahaha
wow. what a quote.
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AlbertoBalsalm
from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-13 01:46 [#00738915]
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these two quotes are taken from the don't masterbate.... thread
"man i halft to start using my outher hand, my dick is curved
now" -dave / 2002-03-07
"ummm, but I gotta masturbate... I just gotta... I love cats
and all, but I need masturbation!!!!! :)" -The_Funkmaster / 2002-03-07 ...this can easily be taken out of context haha :)
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Ctrl Alt Del
from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:48 [#00738918]
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morton gets double thumbs up and princo gets a finger. i stand defeated!
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-06-13 01:50 [#00738919]
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alberto - HAHAHALOLZ!
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diablo
on 2003-06-13 05:47 [#00739115]
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"My brother tried it once and said that when he heard me talk he thought
is was ten rows of tiny white kittens running through ten tiny doors"
Cabbog
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-06-13 06:03 [#00739132]
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The Funkmaster quote IS priceless. Imagine if you had recorded him saying that. "I love cats, but I need masturbation." You could totally ruined his social life :)
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Shatterproof
from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-13 10:03 [#00739408]
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Have you ever listened to Aphex Twin while in the act of beastiality? It's great. Have you ever masturbated while Aphex Twin is playing? It's great. Have you ever had sodomised your father while listening to Aphex Twin? It's great. Have you ever had sex with a corpse while listening to Aphex Twin? It's great. Have you ever inserted your left fingered into your anus while listening to Aphex Twin? It's great.
Chimp Systems
I went to the zoo once and the monkeys THREW grapes at us!
The NERVE! wMw
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-06-13 11:43 [#00739489]
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Don't be rude to Mr Princo......foolish penguin!
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-06-13 12:58 [#00739571]
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"why don't you go eat a bunch of gross food from mcdonalds and a large bag of doritos and belch in his face?"
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uzim
on 2003-06-13 12:59 [#00739573]
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"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE!" -- Monoid
^^
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diemax
from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-13 16:14 [#00739698]
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i honestly doubt monoid was the first to say that
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uzim
on 2003-06-13 16:23 [#00739713]
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indeed...
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uzim
on 2003-06-13 16:26 [#00739719]
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*corrects*
"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE!" - someone.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-13 17:17 [#00739782]
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man, nobody is quoting me. i guess i have nothing priceless to say. its all just cheap talk.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-13 17:18 [#00739785]
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man, nobody is quoting me. i guess i have nothing priceless to say. its all just cheap talk.
evolume on not being quoted
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wayout
from the street of crocodiles on 2003-06-13 18:41 [#00739843]
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"man, nobody is quoting me. i guess i have nothing priceless to say. its all just cheap talk.
evolume on not being quoted"
-evolume
haha, thats priceless
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ziggomatic
from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-06-13 18:45 [#00739844]
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From the "What it feels like for a girl" thread created by Key_Secret....
Quoth from Lincoln (United States) on 2003-05-05 13:24 [#00685022]
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juices start flowing all around the body part...
you know what I beith talking about!
as for a woman though, the best I could think of to describe, would have to be the lyrics of "Reptile" - NIN :)
g'day
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-13 18:47 [#00739845]
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I like when someone had a cold and asked what he should do, and earthleakage says "perhaps you ought to take some medicine, I mean I'm not a doctor or anything"
lol rofl that's our dobbin
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-06-13 19:03 [#00739856]
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"sounds good to me, there nothing i'd like more than to get
and give a good seeing to by a sexy, mature lady who likes getting it while listening to Aphex."...
-PHIZ...
this one is WAY old, but its so funny even now...He couldnt have said it better:)
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