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I agree with surrounded. I'd much rather see a girl with a few pounds too much than a few pounds too little. The latter lack female curves. |
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don't no one want to fuck no pointy bitch |
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"i wanted to state the same thing, but it seems like you peeps have far less trouble with saying what you're thinking :)" haha, thanks! I try, but i'm almost never happy with my posts :-p I always feel like i can't put what i want to say into words well enough... i must say, it's nice to see you disagree ;-) "no i had to type my ass of and still i had the idea most people didn't get the message " I thought what you was saying was perfectly clear though. That thread was just wrong. "you guys are so phat " lol! |
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"I'd much rather see a girl with a few pounds too much than a few pounds too little. The latter lack female curves." Yes! Exactly. That painter Rubens always knew what i was talking about ;-) |
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Yeah, he was cleft. weatheredstoner - my icon is from |
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WOW!!!!!!!!!! those pics are hilarious and more than awesome!!! i love'em!!! :DDD |
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I just bumped so more people can enjoy the pretty art. |
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No but rreally close this thrread. |
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as arre you. |
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i used to be fat |
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I'm fat right now, but I'm trying to be thin so Marlowe will love me. |
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i'm sorry = / don't take it personally. he's a Shaolin expert. |
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Shaolin my ass. I'm a open a can of whup ass on his pasty white frame. Oh wait, that's not whup ass, it's beefaroni! :: eat eat eat :: |
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ha ha.. |
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btw, fleetmouse.. I particularly liked this one.. "Monkey poops" |
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That monkey is clearly the victim of violent sodomy. He's going to need a drawstring in his anus to hold it closed. |
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hahahaha adorable animals taking craps are always amusing. |
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THis is called time lag I think in evolution. When we were hunter gatherers, any time we perchanced upon something tasty like chocolate pop tarts (these were a common foraging item back then) it was to our benefit to eat it always. evolution didn't predict that we would have such abundant supply of such junk/sweet food toady. |
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so the Junk/Sweet Food Toady was a prehistoric type of processed food? |
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That isn't poop. They are cookies. The junk/sweet food toady was a giant toad that prehistoric people worshiped I think. |
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nah. the junk/sweet toady lived on the chocolate pop tarts. it got quite mad at all the humans foraging his food, so they would attack them. but being very tiny, the humans would just eat them - they were seen as a delicacy - tasting like highly concentrated chocolate pop tarts, although quite heavy calorie-wise. |
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"It is bad but people with beer guts are ok coz that's the kind of fat that only comes from HARD FUCKIN WORK." God. That sentence sounds like it needs to be on the back of a stupid fucking t-shirt you'd buy at the mall. An airbrushed one at that. Yeah good think everyone but you seemed to realize it was a joke, ha. |
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wow! it is fascinating that hunter-gatherers had a religious idol in prehistoric times. i'm surprised this hasn't been brought to attention by anthropologists. |
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it is untrue. that's why not. and btw, all monkies poop cookies. where do you think cookies come from? |
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i thought the junk/sweet food toady made cookies, or at least made the ancestors of the cookie. |
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NO NO NO!! please reread my post #00738652. it really explains all really. |
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I'm already tired of counting and it's only 00302709... could you please repeat yourself |
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oh.. very well then... *sigh* I quote myself: "the junk/sweet toady lived on the chocolate pop tarts. it got quite mad at all the humans foraging his food, so they would attack them. but being very tiny, the humans would just eat them - they were seen as a delicacy - tasting like highly concentrated chocolate pop tarts, although quite heavy calorie-wise." |
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I'm confused. did the humans attack the poptarts or the toady? And were the pop tarts tiny, or the humans? |
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oh dear. *sigh* LOOK. its pretty simple, OKAY? the humans went out foraging for the chocolate pop tarts, which were a common foraging item back then. these humans were of a normal size, maybe a few centimetres smaller than us, we just don't know. we just do not know this and we have to accept our hiatus in knowledge. we have to let go and move on. the junk/sweet toady lived on those very same chocolate pop tarts. and YES! the junk/sweet toady was a very tiny toady. NOT AT ALL a large toady. NO! now. when the humans would come a-lookin' for the chocolate pop tarts, the junk/sweet toadies would get miffed, to the point they actually got angry. they tried attacking the humans. to clearify: the humans were MUCH, MUCH larger than the toadies. MUCH. the attacks by the toadies were pointless, being that they did no damage at all to the humans. the humans saw the toadies and ate them. just like that. life is a bitch and then the toadies died. the toadies were quite delicious - tasting of concentrated chocolate pop tarts, seeing as they exclusively ate chocolate pop tarts. that's it. move along now. |
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Jeez, some people really do have an inability to read -- where did I say I liked skinny people? I said I liked a woman to have curves. Once again, we have people assuming if people don't like one extreme, then they MUST like the other: example: people assuming that because I dislike Obese persons, I MUST like skinny ones, even tho I already said I didn't... and the time I said I was anti-capitalist, and immediately got set on my some (american) rednecks calling me a communist. And on the 'getting offended' issue, people are ALWAYS going to get offended by things, different things... if you're so sensitive that being down on obesity offends you, then that's your problem, not mine -- this hyper-sensitive society is wracked with insecurity, guilt and other psychologically damaging complexes... when people lose the ability to inject humour, even harsh humour, into serious subjects, then that's just too bad - personally, I side with Bill Hicks on this one - if you get offended, tough fucking luck -- use it as a tool to mend your hypersensitive ways. |
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"when people lose the ability to inject humour, even harsh humour, into serious subjects, then that's just too bad - personally, I side with Bill Hicks on this one - if you get offended, tough fucking luck -- use it as a tool to mend your hypersensitive ways." in a way, I agree with you. but its pretty hard to see on a msg board when someone is just fooling around or being serious. and as you yourself said in the other thread, it was half serious replies and half joking ones. now you're letting it sound like it was all just fooling around. thats a bit too convenient, I think. |
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not at all - that thread was half serious and half silly humour - even some of the silly humour disguised serious points, as comedy is famed for. I'm not for one moment saying that thread is pure silliness - but, it should be pretty evident when I'm being silly and when I'm making a serious point (or even both at the same time). Here's a hint for future endeavours - check how many '!!!'s I use in a post. That's USUALLY a good indicator |
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Whew, thanks for your rigorous clarifications on the history of the pop tart toadies. I guess the main confusion I had was that I thought of "the" toady as a single toady, perhaps some sort of monotheistic god. I did not realize that there were many toadies, as you did not refer to them in plural until later. |
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you are right. I am sorry for that omission. but I am glad things are cleared up now - it is one of the few things I actually know anything about, my dear friend. |
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paul, lets leave it at this. :P you made your point, I hopefully made mine and if not, WELL FUCK 'EM ALL!!!! ha. btw, have been listening to your first ep "will he nill he" - nice. :) I particularily liked the first 3 tracks - like how I'm not sure where one track begins and where another one ends. haven't listened very well yet, though, so more coming up! :) |
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OH! forgot to say, about "will he nill he", "soup" is a great opener - really kicks in. |
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hey thanks, alex - I've been very unsure of my relationship to that first ep - glad you like it - I just made a new track yesteryday, my first in a while - I think it may be my best yet - can't wait to get it off my PC and share it with y'all! it's called Chogo Ri, so you know it when it finally can be shared |
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