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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:36 [#00736106]
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I'm strongly of the opinion that it should be legal to kill your step-father! After they inflict all this shit on you, I think you should be allowed a little payback!
Can I get an Amen!
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xceque
on 2003-06-11 04:56 [#00736135]
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I only have a regular father so I can't say, but I vote no! to killing them. How about simply putting those itchy seed things in their pajamas every night? I forget what they're called. You split them open and they're odd blocky yellow things with fibres and they itch like buggery; though I should point out that I have no idea how much buggery itches, or if it itches at all since I've never had the "pleasure", and fully never intend to.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:58 [#00736138]
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I admire your diplomatic stance, xceque, however I'm sure if you had had to endure a step-father you would leaping up and down hollering 'Kill 'Em' along with me!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 05:00 [#00736139]
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why the sudden burrst of angerr?
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:01 [#00736140]
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It boils up once in a while -- it's far too long, personal, and tedious for you all to go into.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 05:04 [#00736145]
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well you don't live with him orr everr have to see him. he can't send you to yourr rroom without supperr. which means no obvious motive. i say kill him.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:06 [#00736148]
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that's 2 AYES to 1 NAY!
he can still inflict psychic damage on me tho!
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xceque
on 2003-06-11 05:06 [#00736149]
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I understand, and I can empathise with you in so far as to understand how any one person can royally piss you off, especially someone who has (through no deed of your own) wormed their way into your life, seemingly with the express intention of royally pissing you off. However, that doesn't bring me any closer to remembering what those damn seed things were called!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 05:07 [#00736151]
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i'm trrying think this of the name of that Philip Larkin poem... damn mental block.
you may know it anyway...
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 05:09 [#00736155]
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them seeds arre grreat, therre is a huge bush with them on arround the corrnerr. and no i have no idea what they arre called anymorre.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:13 [#00736158]
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'they fuck you up, your mum and dad' one?
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manicminer
from Paris (France) on 2003-06-11 05:14 [#00736159]
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My mum's last "partner" was a tremendous pain in the arse (not literally. I too have never partaken in sodomy).
However, I didn't want to kill him. Just wanted to tell him to stop being an arrogant fuck and to chill out a bit.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 05:15 [#00736163]
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my dads ex-wife was a fat pie-eating slut with a huge arse and an addiction to mars bars. i hope she falls off a cliff
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 05:16 [#00736164]
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yes
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:16 [#00736165]
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hey, I think you'd appreciate the 'pigs in human clothes' thread, mc! :D
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 05:16 [#00736166]
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oh and those things are called ITCHY CUBES!!!!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 05:22 [#00736176]
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THIS BE THE VERSE
They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were sloppy-stern And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can And don't have any kids yourself.
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loopychoon
on 2003-06-11 08:01 [#00736366]
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Step mothers are worse, much worse.
Step fathers can be blunt-minded in their meanness, step mothers can be evil, wily, nasty pieces of work.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:03 [#00736371]
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amen. but my case is different, my step-dad was my scout leader, Jim is a good guy, but hes kind of a tool
amen.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 08:03 [#00736372]
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step motherrs lock u in the cellarr and don't let you go to the ball, and you develop mental prroblems and think you arre talking to mice and fairry gog motherrs with magical powerrs.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:10 [#00736378]
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I still have my original parents.
I just hate people who get married and have no idea what the hell they are doing. Then the marriage starts to get shaky so they think that having a kid will solve their problems, and of course it doesn't so the split up and they get married to some other asshole/wench... rinse and repeat.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:11 [#00736381]
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Although if it were legal to kill stepfathers, I'm sure the divorce/marriage rate would go down, so my vote is YAY.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-11 08:15 [#00736384]
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i hate that people 'just get marrrried' and its a hit orr miss deal. if it worrks out so be it, if not, they can always split up.
i don't plan on getting marrrried unless i know forr surre that no matterr how harrd times get i am going to fight thrrought it to be with that perrson.
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-06-11 08:21 [#00736390]
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I AM A STEP-FATHER! ..for crying out loud! And I'm cool...much cooler than the kid's real father who is an absolute bastard who never had any interest in the kid anyway..
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:34 [#00736413]
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if what you say is true, you are my new hero, and i shall have no others
you deserve the amen
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Co-existence
from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-06-11 08:49 [#00736439]
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Thank You! I have an excellent relationship with my step-son and I take pride in being a decent father figure for him. He is nine and we're buddys! :)
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:56 [#00736446]
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"GIVE ME BACK MY SON"
a little mell gibson humor :0)
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