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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:36 [#00736106]
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I'm strongly of the opinion that it should be legal to kill
your step-father! After they inflict all this shit on you, I
think you should be allowed a little payback!

Can I get an Amen!


 

offline xceque on 2003-06-11 04:56 [#00736135]
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I only have a regular father so I can't say, but I vote no!
to killing them. How about simply putting those itchy seed
things in their pajamas every night? I forget what they're
called. You split them open and they're odd blocky yellow
things with fibres and they itch like buggery; though I
should point out that I have no idea how much buggery
itches, or if it itches at all since I've never had the
"pleasure", and fully never intend to.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 04:58 [#00736138]
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I admire your diplomatic stance, xceque, however I'm sure if
you had had to endure a step-father you would leaping up and
down hollering 'Kill 'Em' along with me!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:00 [#00736139]
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why the sudden burrst of angerr?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:01 [#00736140]
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It boils up once in a while -- it's far too long, personal,
and tedious for you all to go into.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:04 [#00736145]
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well you don't live with him orr everr have to see him. he
can't send you to yourr rroom without supperr. which means
no obvious motive. i say kill him.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:06 [#00736148]
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that's 2 AYES to 1 NAY!

he can still inflict psychic damage on me tho!


 

offline xceque on 2003-06-11 05:06 [#00736149]
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I understand, and I can empathise with you in so far as to
understand how any one person can royally piss you off,
especially someone who has (through no deed of your own)
wormed their way into your life, seemingly with the express
intention of royally pissing you off. However, that
doesn't bring me any closer to remembering what those damn
seed things were called!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:07 [#00736151]
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i'm trrying think this of the name of that Philip Larkin
poem... damn mental block.

you may know it anyway...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:09 [#00736155]
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them seeds arre grreat, therre is a huge bush with them on
arround the corrnerr. and no i have no idea what they arre
called anymorre.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:13 [#00736158]
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'they fuck you up, your mum and dad' one?


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-06-11 05:14 [#00736159]
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My mum's last "partner" was a tremendous pain in the arse
(not literally. I too have never partaken in sodomy).

However, I didn't want to kill him. Just wanted to tell him
to stop being an arrogant fuck and to chill out a bit.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 05:15 [#00736163]
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my dads ex-wife was a fat pie-eating slut with a huge arse
and an addiction to mars bars. i hope she falls off a cliff


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:16 [#00736164]
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yes


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-06-11 05:16 [#00736165]
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hey, I think you'd appreciate the 'pigs in human clothes'
thread, mc! :D


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-11 05:16 [#00736166]
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oh and those things are called ITCHY CUBES!!!!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 05:22 [#00736176]
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THIS BE THE VERSE

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were sloppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can
And don't have any kids yourself.



 

offline loopychoon on 2003-06-11 08:01 [#00736366]
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Step mothers are worse, much worse.

Step fathers can be blunt-minded in their meanness, step
mothers can be evil, wily, nasty pieces of work.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:03 [#00736371]
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amen.
but my case is different, my step-dad was my scout leader,
Jim is a good guy, but hes kind of a tool

amen.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 08:03 [#00736372]
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step motherrs lock u in the cellarr and don't let you go to
the ball, and you develop mental prroblems and think you
arre talking to mice and fairry gog motherrs with magical
powerrs.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:10 [#00736378]
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I still have my original parents.

I just hate people who get married and have no idea what the
hell they are doing. Then the marriage starts to get shaky
so they think that having a kid will solve their problems,
and of course it doesn't so the split up and they get
married to some other asshole/wench... rinse and repeat.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:11 [#00736381]
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Although if it were legal to kill stepfathers, I'm sure the
divorce/marriage rate would go down, so my vote is YAY.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-11 08:15 [#00736384]
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i hate that people 'just get marrrried' and its a hit orr
miss deal. if it worrks out so be it, if not, they can
always split up.

i don't plan on getting marrrried unless i know forr surre
that no matterr how harrd times get i am going to fight
thrrought it to be with that perrson.


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-06-11 08:21 [#00736390]
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I AM A STEP-FATHER! ..for crying out loud! And I'm
cool...much cooler than the kid's real father who is an
absolute bastard who never had any interest in the kid
anyway..


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:34 [#00736413]
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if what you say is true, you are my new hero, and i shall
have no others

you deserve the amen


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-06-11 08:49 [#00736439]
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Thank You! I have an excellent relationship with my step-son
and I take pride in being a decent father figure for him. He
is nine and we're buddys! :)


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-06-11 08:56 [#00736446]
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"GIVE ME BACK MY SON"

a little mell gibson humor :0)


 


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