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Message from the Knights of Bratwurst I just finished read some of the detestable comments made towards the consumption of meat, and its spurious claims of why it is unhealthy and immoral. Immoral to you malnutritioned hippies! I considered writing a lengthy post to debunk your claims by referring to research papers and medical studies that prove there are no health risks associated with a balanced diet that includes meat, and that there isn't any sound evidence that proves a vegan diet is substantially healthier; when in fact most research is in favor that it's unhealthy- especially to pregnant and older women. But rather than relay the facts personally, I'm just going to provide you with some relevant links and encourage you to do some research on your own. Also, I call for the assistance of some of my fellow, evil meat-eaters to take part in the... Adopt a Vegetarian Campaign. You too can help these poor misguided people by shoving your own subjective morals down their faces and popping the bubble of delusion so that they may see the error of their ways. All that is required to participate are 4 simple pledges described herein. I pledge to kill at least one animal for every vegan/vegetarian on the message board - every day. I also pledge to eat an extra serving of meat rich in essential fatty acids to cancel out the moral vanity of the vegan of my choosing. I do further declare that I will assist, and advise all or any Campaign agents, in any place where I should be, in Switzer land, Germany, Holland, Scotland, or America, or in any other kingdom or territory I shall come to and do my utmost to extirpate the heretical Vegetarian or Vegan Doctrine and to destroy all the pretended powers, hippy or otherwise. I do further promise and declare that I will have no op |
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opinion or will of my own or any mental reservation whatsoever, even as perinde ac cadaver, but will unhesitatingly obey each and every command that I may receive from my superiors in the militia of the counsel of the Knights of bratwurst. I do further promise that, not withstanding I am dispensed with to assume any morality heretical to the propigation of the Counsel of the Knights of Bratwurst's interest to keep secret and private all its agents' counsels from time to time, as they entrust me and not divulge, directly or indirectly, by word, writing, or circumstances whatever but to execute all that should be proposed, given in charge, or discovered unto me by the Counsel of The Knights of Bratwurst. Who is with me? |
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Maddox is humorous but otherwise a moron. Resist spreading his memes! |
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You're either with us, or with the vegans. |
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can you fit that into 1 line caus i cant be assed to read that... |
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EIN REICH!!! EIN SCHNITZEL!!! |
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Satan Kidney Pie |
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DOLL!!!!!!!!! |
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Apearently noone is interested in joining my branch of the food illuminati. :C |
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I am but I can't be arsed argueing with all these noodle armed veggies.. |
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ha ha, he's crrazy. but i rrespect both vegans - vegi's - meateaterrs. |
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POMME!!!!!!! |
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I hate salad shooters. Ron Popeil where are you? |
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Selling his fine rotisseries and foodsaver. |
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dont say no more, im getting wet of tears. |
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As long as I get to have a kitty cat salad |
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