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offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-05-31 12:38 [#00722179]
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Laura: I'm gone, James. Long gone like a turkey in the
corn...

James: A turkey's one of the dumbest birds on earth!

Laura: Gobble... gobble, gobble.


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2003-05-31 12:39 [#00722182]
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Who controls the spice controls the universe!


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2003-05-31 12:40 [#00722184]
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Dune is a great film!!!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 12:50 [#00722199]
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'i have a dream that we will be able to transform the
jangling discords of our nation ...' ... no wait, thats
something else


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-31 13:09 [#00722220]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



Shelly:" Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?"
Chief Gordon: "YES I WOULD MISS JOHNSON. AND A PIECE OF
PAPER AND A PENCIL. I PLAN ON WRITING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT
THIS GORGEOUS PIE!!!."


Chief Gordon played by Lynch is my favorite character i
think.
He suffers from a "ninety-nine persent hearing loss"
hahaha!
He reminds me of my dad who is deff on one ear.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-31 14:01 [#00722248]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Mr Eddy: This is where mechanical excellence and
one-thousand four-hundred horsepower pays off!

---

Mystery Man: Call Me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
[Fred dials the number and the Mystery Man answers]
Mystery Man: [over the phone] I told you I was
here.
Fred Madison: [amused] How'd you do that?
Mystery Man: Ask me.
[Fred remembers the annoumous video tapes]
Fred Madison: [angrily into the phone] How did
you get inside my house?
Mystery Man: [over the phone] You invited me.
It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.
Fred Madison: [into the phone] Who are you?
[Both Mystery Men laugh mechanicaly]
Mystery Man: Give me back my phone.
[Fred gives the phone back]
Mystery Man: It's been a pleasure talking to you.

---

Alice: ..you''ll never have me..


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-31 16:10 [#00722338]
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lmfap: "where we're from, the birds sing a pretty
song, and there's always music in the air"

"she's full of secrets"
"that gum you like is going to come back in style"

and last, but certainly NOT least...

"LET'S ROCK!"


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-31 16:30 [#00722354]
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I'm not an elephant, i'm a human being


 

offline blobula from BElgraDe on 2003-05-31 17:35 [#00722422]
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the man with the camera:

"her name is rene! if she told you that her name is alice
she's lying.and your name...WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR
NAME?????!!!"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-31 17:36 [#00722423]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Cooper: But it is Laura Palmer? Are you Laura Palmer?
Laura: I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms
bend back.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-31 17:38 [#00722426]
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Cooper: Gentlemen, when 2 separate events occur
simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry, we
must always pay strict attention.


 

offline ashbrg from Interzone (Spain) on 2003-05-31 18:00 [#00722448]
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in heaven, everything is fine.
in heaven, everything is fine.
in heaven, everything is fine.

you've got your things
and i've got mine


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-31 18:39 [#00722469]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



Dan: I just wanted to come here.
Herb: To Winkies?
Dan: This Winkies.
Herb: Okay, why this Winkies?
Dan: It's kind of embarrassing.
Herb: Go ahead.
Dan: I had a dream about this place.
Herb: [sarcastic] Oh, boy.
Dan: See what I mean?
Herb: Okay, so you had a dream about this place. Tell
me
Dan: Well, it's the second one that I've had, but
there're both the same. They start out that I'm in here,
except that it's not day or night. It's kind of half-night
you know. But it looks just like this, except for the
daylight. And I'm scared like I can't tell you. Of all
people, you're standing right over there, by that counter.
You're in both dreams. I get even more scared when I see how
scared you are and then I realize what it is, there's a man
in back of this place, creating this fear. He's the one
that's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see
his face. I hope that I will never have to see that face
ever outside of a dream. That's it.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-31 18:40 [#00722471]
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silencio


 

offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-05-31 20:20 [#00722584]
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Doc Hayward: You boys aren't drinking and driving, are
you?

Mike: Well, we're, uh, pretty broken up about what happened
today sir. Besides, Bobby's doing most of the driving.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-31 20:23 [#00722587]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



"and i'll see youuuuuuu... and you'll see meeeeee.... under
the branches that bloooooooooow..... under the eaves....
under.... the syccamore treeeeeeeeees...." *weird acoustic
guitar strumming*


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-31 20:28 [#00722592]
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i am as blank as a fart.


 

offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-05-31 20:32 [#00722593]
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"Diane, my recorder is on the table. I'm unable to reach it
at this time. I can only hope that I inadvertently pressed
the voice activation button.

I'm lying on the floor of my room. I've been shot. There is
a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood. Fortunately
I was wearing my bullet proof vest last night per bureau
regulations when working undercover. I remember folding the
vest up trying to chase down a wood tick. If you can imagine
the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from
the height of about nine feet, you might began to
approximate the sensation. All things considered, being shot
is not as bad as I always thought it might be. As long as
you can keep the fear from your mind. But I guess you can
say that about almost anything in life. Its not so bad as
long as you can keep the fear from your mind.

Oh my god... my ring is gone.

At a time like this, curiously, you began to think of the
things you regret or the things you might miss. I would like
in general to treat people with much more care and respect.
I would like to climb a tall hill. Not too tall. Sit in the
cool grass. Not too cool. And feel the sun on my face. I
wished I could have cracked the Lindbergh kidnapping case. I
would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I
had genuine affection for. And of course, it goes without
saying, that I would like to visit Tibet. I wish they could
get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return. Oh I
would like that very much. All in all, a very interesting
experience."


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-31 20:36 [#00722597]
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"oh, i'll sit down... but not a one of us is going to start
eating until Laura here washes her hands... WASH YOUR
HANDS!
"


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-05-31 20:47 [#00722608]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker



not a quote, but could someone tell me if Lost Highway makes
sense, or is just me that is confused, though it is an
awesome movie.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-31 20:56 [#00722611]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



um, yeah... all his movies make sense, in a large majority
if not in entirety.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-31 22:24 [#00722652]
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from 'the cowboy and the frenchman':

slim: "now pete! you an' dusty git on up thar an' see
what the hell that thing is comin' down off the mountain!"
pete: "right! an' i'll take dusty up there with me,
too!"
slim: "that's just what i said!!!"
dusty: "im'a go on up there with 'em, slim!"
slim: "now look... i'm only gonna tell it to ya' one
time boys, an im'a tell it to you plain: get on up there an'
see what that thing is comin' down off the mountain!!!"
pete: (turns to dusty) "let's do it, and let's do a
DANG good job of it."
(they turn to leave)
slim: "and watch out that dang thing don't strike out
atcha, boys!!!"


 

offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-05-31 22:56 [#00722653]
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OK, tibbar's the PIMP for quoting 'The Cowboy and the
Frenchman' :)


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-31 23:18 [#00722656]
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Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-01 00:41 [#00722665]
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more 'cowboy/frenchman':

slim: (about brokenfeather) "i reckon somethin's
still botherin' him"
dusty: "hell! i couldn'ta guessed what!"
pete: "did you pay him that twenty bcks you owe
him?"
dusty: "hell! shucks! land o' gosh, i guess not!"
(pulls out wad of crumpled bills) "an' jus' so there's no
hard feelin's, here's twenty-five!!!!"
brokenfeather: "did not want to say anything...
thought you either drank or smoked it all, wasn't sure
which. thought: must be one or other, but not sure. thanks,
feel much better now"


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2003-06-01 02:48 [#00722682]
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The Cowboy: "If you do good you'll see me one more time. If
you do bad you'll see me twice."


 

offline hobbes from age on 2003-06-01 03:45 [#00722693]
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"its no longer your film!"

........from mulholland...i love the way that guy says
that phrase....and his look....and then badalamenti and his
expresso...lol


 

offline Cfern from Sacto (United States) on 2003-06-01 04:07 [#00722702]
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Hienikin? fuk that shit

pabst blue ribbon



 

offline mimi on 2003-06-01 10:39 [#00722929]
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you were too late cfern :)


 

offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-06-01 11:29 [#00722999]
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"It's DADDY shithead! Where's my bourbon?!"

best opening line ever (Frank Booth in BV)


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-01 14:05 [#00723088]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



paul: "my name's paul"
jeffery: "i'm jeffery"
paul nods head in an "ok, you check out" kind of way.


 

offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-06-02 16:20 [#00724564]
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Surrounded by a huge mob of thugs, Sailor light a
cigarette, looks up and says...


"Whadda you faggots want?"


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-06-02 17:21 [#00724617]
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"This is the girl !"


 

offline Clipper from in a cave with my two friends (United States) on 2003-06-02 17:52 [#00724624]
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"you think i'd let my lula be with a piece of s-h-i-tut like
you?"
"i'm telling you...i had a boner with a capital O"
"the big N-O"
"...and don't drink all the coke!"
"no...you're not thinkin'...you're to busy bein' a smart
alec to be thinkin'"
"my dog barks...some"
"those are dummies...you dummy"


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-06-02 17:55 [#00724627]
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"I'm gobbly"
"I'm gobbly wobbly"
"I'm so cootchy cootchy coo"
"I'm so cootchy cootchy coo too"
"gulp"
"bong"
"deng"
"woppa"


 

offline MrGerbik from United States on 2003-06-03 00:02 [#00724878]
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"Had enough, asshole?"

"Yes I have. And I'd like to apologize to you boys for
referring to you as homosexuals, and thank you for teaching
me a valuable lesson. LULA!!!"


 


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