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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:11 [#00721074]
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Life is like being constantly beaten over the head with a lead pipe. :(
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:13 [#00721077]
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If ive learned anything... its that life throws alot of curveballs, fast balls, and knuckle balls... and its all just about learning how to swing and hit a homerun.
Keep up that batting average!
O_O
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:14 [#00721082]
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well, currently I'm being bombarded with goddamned baseballs! :D
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:16 [#00721084]
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the moment you get out of that mindset, is the moment you see life for all its power and beauty.
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:16 [#00721085]
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hehehe
too bad there is no umpire (sp?) to step in...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:20 [#00721091]
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I'm feeling better now actually! MY funks are bad but brief!
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:22 [#00721095]
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hey, do you think Big Bird is in Sesame Street to make kids unconciously wary or paedophiles, and to avoid them?
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:23 [#00721097]
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you do have to: -change your underwear daily -use q-tips in your ears daily -brush teeth, morning and evening -appreicate and tell the wifey you appreciate her -try and smile in your avatar (nevermind i just saw it) -post more great information at www.xltronic.com
bye.
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:24 [#00721099]
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i dont know... but im pretty sure that dude who lived in the trash can was liberal hippy propaganda to make kids like and help out homeless people
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:26 [#00721102]
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let's turn this depressing thread about life into a light-hearted discussion about Sesame Street! i LOVE elmo! and I think I look like ernie!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:27 [#00721103]
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-marlowe-your question made no scense
trivia question, they had on sunday morning, last sunday, DUH !! a little segment about the the most famous, un-famous person in television (big bird). he is an older man mid-60's, he talked about playing the part and also.....playing the voice of "the dude who lived in the trash can" oscar the grouch
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:28 [#00721104]
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ever see the Family Guy episode where he cant sleep... and he was talking about how at 4 am all the shows start blending together
"Todays homicide is sponsered by the letter H!"
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:30 [#00721108]
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im not one for stuffed animals, thats the wives job, but i found a tickle me elmo a little while later after they hit the market, he is wearing a button of the kmfdm album (symbols)
when the local kiddies come over or the cousins come to the house, everyone loves tickle-me elmo
one touch on belly, hehehe that tickels two touches on belly, hahahah thats funny three hits on belly, and that little bastard spazs out four hits on belly, yet another shake and spay -repeat-
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:31 [#00721109]
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thats funny.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-05-30 11:32 [#00721112]
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no, but my brother has a DVD of family guy - I'll ask him if he has that episode :D
I used to always want to be a songwriter for sesame street - I just LOVED their songs!
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-30 11:36 [#00721115]
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there is a band called Smart E's, they have a cd single that has 4 fun, techno, kiddie remixes of Sesame's Treet.
you might get a chuckle out of it, check ebay.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-30 11:46 [#00721121]
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overall I think life is pretty great!
I've had some crappy periods, and real low points in my life, but seriously, at this point all I basically have is fond memories of everything that has happened in my 20 short years... and the future is always an exciting thing... who knows where I'll be next year... I love that!
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 11:51 [#00721125]
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the only comparison i found satisfying enough about life it that it's like a swamp... sometimes it stinks, sometimes something disgusting creeps on you, but sometimes also it is beautiful... there is a lot of things going on in it, but it can also seem monotonous... and you can always put the boots you want, you'll always get wet somehow! just more or less...
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-30 12:00 [#00721134]
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Life is unvaluable, the most precious thing there is. If you don't like life, you've just not understood that yet; that it can't be valued.
Some people make life shit, but thoose haven't understood shit either. so fuck them.
bring joy and peace to the world, greedy fuckers shall die in advance.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-30 12:02 [#00721135]
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an important part of my life occured yesterday.
i've graduated from high school yesterday, and i feel a new sense of freedom.
to me, life continues to remain ever the more uncertain.
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 12:08 [#00721143]
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pachi > congratulations... and i wish you much courage and motivation from afterwards!!!
i miss high school.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-30 12:10 [#00721146]
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thank you =)
infinitely many opportunites lie ahead.
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 12:10 [#00721148]
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life is unvaluable, yes - quite undefinable also.
for the simple reason that the life we're living is all we've got and all we really know... so we've got nothing to compare it to, except things we know through itself...
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 12:12 [#00721150]
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you're welcome! : ) ( infinitely? you're optimistic! ; ) )
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-30 12:16 [#00721156]
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yeah well. It is really impossible to value life. One might be able to say 2 lives are obviously more valuable then one life, but that is not the issue here. The thing is, if you have a life (I mean like if you are alive) you don't need to be alive, cause you can't be double alive.
And if you're not alive, dead or something, you cannot do anything to become alive yourself.
Thus is life precious, and should be handled with care. My life is not worth anything more than your life, or any other persons life.
However personalities - we can all have subjective opinions about thoose.
well. I hope everybody understand the point I'm trying to make.
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 12:20 [#00721163]
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i still hope someday i'll live my dreams, in another life... i'd like it to be possible for everyone...
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2003-05-30 12:36 [#00721188]
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LIFE SUCKS AND THAN YOU DIE !
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 12:51 [#00721201]
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^ thought of the day! ^^
i love you Monoid ; )
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-30 12:57 [#00721204]
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Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-30 12:58 [#00721207]
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..
AND THEN YOU DIE!!!
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2003-05-30 12:59 [#00721209]
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Shakespeare ?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-30 13:04 [#00721213]
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almost. Monoid.
oh you were talking to pomme.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-30 13:07 [#00721217]
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No, the garbage man told me that this morning..
Of course he was paraphrasing Shakespeare, who said I believe, "Life is pretty kooky, with all sorts of hubub to distract you, and it doesn't really amount to much.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-30 13:15 [#00721229]
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wow. an endless quote.
in fact, this is part of what Shakespeare wrote!!
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arse. ha.
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2003-05-30 13:16 [#00721231]
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We all know that Shakespeare plagiarized Monoid, anyway. It's obvious in one of his lesser known plays called "I LVOE CHEESE!!"; Act I, Scene 3 :
-Bob : A/S/L??!! -Bobby : LOL!!
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And then I die.
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uzim
on 2003-05-30 14:17 [#00721275]
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could have been worse... could have been:
Bob7854: A/S/L????!!!!!111 LOL!!!!!111 :)))) Bobby658484: LOL!!!!1111 :)))))
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-30 20:36 [#00721561]
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shakespeare is overrated!
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-05-30 20:36 [#00721562]
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damn this overrated crap. who cares.
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korben dallas
from nz on 2003-05-30 21:04 [#00721581]
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's like a box of chocolates
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-30 21:10 [#00721589]
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The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
that is life.
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jenf
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-30 23:28 [#00721668]
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i hate baseball.
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-30 23:39 [#00721669]
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The Game of Life! :)
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-31 00:15 [#00721678]
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play it along with a delicious meal to experience life to its fullest!
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Donutman
from Perth (Australia) on 2003-05-31 00:28 [#00721679]
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That's exactly how I feel/relate to life. I've never been very good at that game, just like life, but there are definitely people out there who have spend some time studying all it's rules and plays and usually win the game.
I think there are people out there who see life as a competition, and people who just choose to enjoy it, realising that not everything can be understood.
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DaWeeze
from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-31 00:30 [#00721680]
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Mmmmmm...now I got a "Lust For Life"...
;)
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2003-05-31 00:41 [#00721684]
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or something like it
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uzim
on 2003-05-31 06:10 [#00721820]
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whoa... cereals called 'life'. great. are there any called 'death'? i want to taste that!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-31 06:17 [#00721826]
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:(
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dempefka
from Hobart (Australia) on 2003-05-31 12:11 [#00722119]
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exactly. you choose it (and i mean everything... those decisions we're aware of and not)
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rarndaraki
from from from from (United States) on 2003-05-31 12:16 [#00722128]
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life is being sick for two months, going to see three different doctors, having them all say the same thing, test my blood, its okay, and the same bullshit. I guess I just have to believe that one day my lymph nodes will not be completely swollen and my spleen will not leave me in pain for the next week just from running up the stairs. this sucks.
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