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....said "hey man, can I have a puff on that shit" I certainly was startled at the prospect but I passed him the Ventolin all the same. |
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this is the kind of posts the crazy night TALK thread could use... but the board is in need of good quality topics to =) |
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Did he look like this: |
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The other day, my toe was itching and something was moving around in there. I took my sock off, turned it inside out and there was a fucking SPIDER fell out! EEEEEgggggughhhhhhhhh!!!!1 *shudders at the horrible memory |
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weird stuff.. You wore your cowboy-boots? |
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yikes that sucks..the other day I was in a public bathroom and something bites my toe and it was an ant.......so today I saw two little bite marks. |
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''and there was a fucking SPIDER fell out! '' Apparently that spider injected me with ''Idiot Poison''. |
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how big was that ant???????? How can you notice thoose teethmarks? |
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haha |
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idiot poision....I knew it! Yeah Kay thats what I was thinking. 2 side by side red marks, I was scared! really scared |
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yeah sound like a poisonous bug in and-disguise to me. |
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I hope you fucked that spider up for taking a shit in your sock & wiping his ass on your toe nail. I wouldn't have taken my sock off, I'd of spun on my head & break danced that mother right out the toilet window, teach the sucka. |
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That would be funny if your toe swelled up to the size of a football and you couldn't fit it in your shoes. Heh. Actually... that would kind of suck. |
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hey you had a spider shit in your sock and wipe his ass on your toe nail.....stinky toe ! stinky toe! |
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dumb |
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bastard |
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asshole |
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I don't mind spiders, it's terrapins that get me eeuurrghh! I remember in a pet shop near where I live, some kid tripped over and smashed a case full of terrapins and they fell into the tortoise bit, it was a turtle disaster! |
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Your evil |
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Is it strong? Does it have radioactive blood? |
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dumb |
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bastard |
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troll(s) |
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trolls |
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sorry its really obvious |
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once i woke up and got into the shower, and as i leaned my head forward an ant fell out of my hair my room is easily accessable for bugs because of shitty windows |
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my bio teacher mentioned ventolin in class the other day, i was about to stand up and be like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" |
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He's not hurting us...or is he?? I just took off brown nail polish and now my nails are yellow!! damnit! |
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bastard............that spider crawled in my ear & bit my brain, thats gratitude for ya & to think he may never have made it in there if it wasn't for me & my trusty vento.........bastard |
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I wish we could crumple up this topic in some tissue paper and flush it down the toilet... |
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after masturbating onto this |
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Yeah, there's something not quite right is there? |
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Did it look like THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND?!! |
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WOW...........that looks wicked!!!! I love old B-movies, I've got loads on tape! *surfs off to meet THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND* |
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If you're into sexual debauchery masquerading as a B-horror flick, this is DEFINITELY for you! *'Barbara Valentine' shows up on screen* Crow: It's an anagram for 'a bra bra navel nite'. ;) |
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