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offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 14:03 [#00719847]
Points: 189 Status: Addict



i want to be dissolved by acid dripping from my alien
girlfriend's mouth

or not mouth


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-05-29 14:05 [#00719852]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



I wanna die when I feel I've done everything (which is most
likely to not happen), or when I just feel ready to die,
cause I'm old (not that I am sick or tired or anything, but
simply cause I've lived a long time)...
yepp. would be my dream.
die healthy would be lovely.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 14:11 [#00719857]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



Quatch > poor girlfriend! =,(

i want to... err... dunno.
drowning is poetic, no?


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 14:12 [#00719859]
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or just - disappear and be forgotten. just like i'd never
have existed.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-29 14:13 [#00719860]
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i want to be blown up, so that no smart-arse coroners can
look at my body and say 'pfft im bigger than that'


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 14:15 [#00719862]
Points: 189 Status: Addict | Followup to uzim: #00719857



heh, well have you seen drowned people? the bodies look
terribly when they're not found for long


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2003-05-29 14:25 [#00719870]
Points: 1780 Status: Regular



forget the hearse cause i'll never die


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 14:27 [#00719872]
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Quatch > well i don't want my body to be found!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 14:27 [#00719873]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



I really don't wnat to be murdered or die in a car
accident.

I'd prefer a plane crash since that's one of my ultimate
fears...


 

offline dempefka from Hobart (Australia) on 2003-05-29 14:28 [#00719874]
Points: 37 Status: Regular



few years ago the idea was to get blindly drunk, hose my
self down and pass out in a cold room. but maebe i'd prefer
nowdays to be jumping out of a plane and laughing alll the
way down.


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-05-29 14:30 [#00719875]
Points: 794 Status: Regular



quick and painless would be nice


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 14:30 [#00719877]
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or die from too much nitress oxide...


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 14:30 [#00719879]
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nitrous... or however you splel that shit


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-29 14:35 [#00719890]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



I want to die after I took a hit of a deathray while saving
the universe. At the end-scene where I sit down and watch
the sunrise at the antient ruins(like the symbolism in the
end of darkness), I'm ready to die...


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 14:35 [#00719891]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular | Followup to wilcoooo: #00719875



that's a creepy avatar you got their kid... jesus


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-29 14:37 [#00719895]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Quickly, painlessly, and soon, ahahahaha! No but really,
being vaporized would do just fine.


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-29 14:48 [#00719916]
Points: 1790 Status: Lurker



i wanna die floating thru deepspace, that or getting head ;P


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-29 14:50 [#00719921]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



without agony is my only request.

please


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-29 14:52 [#00719926]
Points: 1790 Status: Lurker



imagine if you knew now how you would die? then imagine if
you knew you were going to die alone and without anyone?
which would lead you to know that you couldnt take your own
life now?

thats a horrorble thought


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 15:01 [#00719949]
Points: 189 Status: Addict



now everyone answer this:

would you rather die from

HEAT

or from

COLD

?


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-29 15:03 [#00719952]
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cold, definately cold thanks


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-29 15:05 [#00719956]
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both are bad quatch


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 15:05 [#00719957]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



Heat.. forsure. Cause you'd eventually pass out from heat
exhaustion.. with cold you'd get super painful frost bites
and stuff..


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-05-29 15:05 [#00719958]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular | Followup to Quatch: #00719949



COLD


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-29 15:06 [#00719960]
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what if you were set on fire?
then you'd burn alive


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 15:06 [#00719961]
Points: 189 Status: Addict



me: cold


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 15:06 [#00719963]
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is that the question?


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-05-29 15:08 [#00719964]
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i think its just a statement - trying to argue your decision


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-29 15:08 [#00719965]
Points: 1790 Status: Lurker



is it?
well fire=hot recon

i just assumed heat=burned alive

if heat = desert heat then yeah i'd rather die in heat i
guess


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-05-29 15:09 [#00719968]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular | Followup to corrupted-girl: #00719963



ugh sorry - i wasnt reading your post right - im very tired


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-29 15:09 [#00719969]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW, IN THIS WONDERFUL THREAD!!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-29 15:09 [#00719970]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



ya, see i saw it like that... being either in a super cold
place or a super hot place...both to the extrem of death


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-29 15:09 [#00719972]
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haha yeah, morbid huh


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 15:19 [#00719993]
Points: 189 Status: Addict | Followup to qrter: #00719969



i'd like to die among domestic plants... or jumping off a
plane, falling asleep in the sky...


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-29 15:24 [#00719999]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



i dont want to die


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-05-29 15:26 [#00720000]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



cant something be so cold it burns you anyway


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-05-29 15:27 [#00720001]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



can you die from a pro-lapsed arse


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 15:27 [#00720002]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



cold or hot?

hard question =/
both are a little uncomfortable if you ask me.

but i'd rather be burned alive if that counts in death by
heat, so my body will turn to ashes!!
yay! ashes are cool!! classier than decaying corpse : D


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 15:30 [#00720003]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker



during my sleep

or to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stopped
beating


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 15:35 [#00720005]
Points: 189 Status: Addict | Followup to aquagak: #00719999



you'd want to die underwater while listening to gak


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-29 15:44 [#00720009]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker



One day when im very old and im sitting in my wheelchair on
the way to the toilet at the old folks home the grim reaper
will be standing at the end of the hall.
He will come in the form of DARTH VADER!!
No one else is around and the air is almost electric with
all the dark force.
I will say "Im ready master" and he will slowly raise his
black glowed hand and as he clenches his fist i suffocate
like im being strangeled.
The last thing i hear is his slow mechanic breathing.
When im dead i travel at hypersped thru the universe , the
stars turn in to stripes and my final destination is the
forest moon Endor where a shiny new scout bike is waiting
for me. I put on a Scout trooper uniform and start my
speeder.
I load the guns.
"Now where is those motherfucking Ewoks?"

Im such a huge nerd hahahha!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-29 15:46 [#00720010]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



i want to die messily. I wanna leave a huge throbbing pulpy
gooey heap so that when my body is found, it is unclear
whether or not i was even human. I want the hair mass
tangled into my bone fragments and bits of brain and teeth
to be splattered about like the fruit and seeds of a
watermellon that collided with a tile floor. I want my
juices to soak into any pourous material within a few feet
of my corpse. I want the bile and vomit to eat away at the
floor and i want it to stain permanantly in suggestive yet
ambiguous amorphous shapes.

I want witnesses to run away screeming, their mental
stability forever shaken, and their memories rendered
permenantly scarred by the images so forcefully and
unexpectedly burned into their retinas.

and i want to eat some chocolate cake before this happens
because i like cake.


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 15:55 [#00720017]
Points: 374 Status: Regular



i'd like to die blissfully unaware whilst on copious amounts
of ketamine


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2003-05-29 16:00 [#00720027]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-29 16:37 [#00720102]
Points: 189 Status: Addict | Followup to evolume: #00720010



huge and enormous respect to you for writing that


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-29 16:43 [#00720110]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



thanks, i just wanted to make a self-reference with the
phrase "huge throbbing pulpy gooey heap" in at least one
post today.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 16:49 [#00720122]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



let us all wish merry deaths to each other!

MERRY DEATH TO YOU ALL!!! (and to me!!) =)


 

offline Tab from manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 16:51 [#00720125]
Points: 374 Status: Regular



yes indeed, have urself a good un


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-29 16:51 [#00720127]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



Sido Dyas you might like this


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-29 17:04 [#00720140]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



Have yourself a merry little funeral


 


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