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offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:09 [#00718649]
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i have a hemroid. i went skating today and now it's
bleeding. i don't want to put cream in my butt. how long
does it take for one to go away on its own?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-28 17:10 [#00718651]
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egh

6 months


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-28 17:10 [#00718652]
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how old are you?

I don't even know what causes one, jeez, time for webmd.com


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:11 [#00718654]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



disgusting


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-28 17:19 [#00718662]
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dunno... if it bleeds to much try wearing one of
those things (how do you call them) ? dunno...

a hemorroid.... must be embarassing...
and painful =(


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-28 17:20 [#00718666]
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ewww


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:22 [#00718668]
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haha it is embarrassing! i actually wondered if i should
use a tampon.

.........that was a joke.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-28 17:24 [#00718674]
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so how old are you, and wtf brought this on?


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 17:26 [#00718675]
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this is disgusting butt i think i might have one too, i just
egnore it


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:26 [#00718677]
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im 17 and this is the 2nd time i've gotten one. i think
it's cuz i get a little to violent wiht "# 2". i'll be more
careful next time.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:27 [#00718679]
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thats what i have been doing, then it just decides to
freekin bleed! i can't ignore this any longer. it actually
make sme feel like jay lo.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-28 17:30 [#00718682]
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"i think it's cuz i get a little to violent wiht "# 2"."

what the hell does that mean?!?


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:32 [#00718686]
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hopefully you'll never have to know...


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:34 [#00718688]
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makes you feel like jay lo ? ? lol

whats all that about? is she into violent anal sex


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:37 [#00718691]
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no, my butt feels as big as hers.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 17:40 [#00718693]
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im 17 aswell butt it only bleeds on certain ocasians, i only
see drops of blood when i wipe my ass



 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-28 17:42 [#00718695]
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it's called a doctor.

you gross boys.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:42 [#00718696]
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dude, we need a support group!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 17:43 [#00718697]
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i thought i might have cancer or something, butt i aint got
time for cancer

this thread will be closed in 30 seconds


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:45 [#00718700]
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i think maybe you're just wiping too vigorously


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:46 [#00718702]
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or maybe using coarse bog roll


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:47 [#00718703]
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it's not the wipe that causes it.


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:48 [#00718704]
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anyway i hope you get it sorted mate, i'm sure it's easily
treated, as it's a common ailment


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:49 [#00718706]
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too common...


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:50 [#00718707]
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eat more fibre


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 17:52 [#00718710]
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i thought about that. don't worry! help has arrived! my
mom just got back from the store and she picked me up some
medicine. jesus christ, it was embarrassing having to tell
her. she kept making fun of me.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 17:55 [#00718715]
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eat more fibre, all i eat is cereal for breakfast lunch and
tea


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 17:57 [#00718716]
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is it a high fibre cerial though? or frosties


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 18:04 [#00718721]
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frosties suck same with coco pops and all those lolly
cereals

i like weat bix, sultana bran, just right, kellogs special k
all those bran ones ect


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 18:04 [#00718722]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



disgusting


 

offline dempefka from Hobart (Australia) on 2003-05-28 19:25 [#00718851]
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avoid sitting on cold floors as this can agrovate the veins
and cause all hell to break loose (don't sleep . pass out on
a cold floor if you can help it). seriously drink more water
everyday and change your diet. it won't go away instantly
when it flares up... patience.


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-05-28 19:49 [#00718912]
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this is the funniest fucking topic ever
you people



 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 20:35 [#00718983]
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iv had it since i was 13 im now 17 maybe i should get
checked out


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 20:39 [#00718989]
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you should or at least get some medicine for it.

this is what i did:
took shower,
shaved butt,
dried,
applied, (the medicine)
feelin satisfied


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-28 22:02 [#00719042]
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"applied, (the medicine)"

Oh, ok.. for a second there I thought you might have been
applying for a job or something after you shaved your butt.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 22:09 [#00719049]
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i would never apply for a job that had 'shaved butt' as a
prerequesit


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-05-28 22:13 [#00719052]
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..unless you become a spokesman for the hemeroid medicine


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 22:16 [#00719057]
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haha too bad i don't enjoy this anal cream enough to apply
for that job.


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-28 23:01 [#00719085]
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well if you were a gay hooker, a shaved butt might allow for
better penetration.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 23:24 [#00719098]
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it does. i don't consider that a job though. it's...'a
fantasy you once told me about. i don't remember talling
you about it. wha is it, what's the fantasy?'


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-29 00:24 [#00719125]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



some give this thread an award for being fecking hilarious


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-29 00:28 [#00719128]
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my bleeding rectum is no joke, but the little probe thing
that came with my medicine did make me laugh.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-29 00:33 [#00719131]
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the day my ass bleeds for any reason, I'm finding the local
bridge.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-29 00:36 [#00719132]
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hahahaha i thought about that after i told my mom i needed
medicine for my hemroid. she just kept makeing fun of me.


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-05-29 00:57 [#00719136]
Points: 12920 Status: Lurker



hemroid?... it's a dolorous problem man


 

offline dempefka from Hobart (Australia) on 2003-05-29 04:52 [#00719276]
Points: 37 Status: Regular



(this is still meaking me fall off mie chair with
laughter!)

hell, i hope it's alll beter now NeoEmnist! shaving butts
eh? hell i've never tried shaving THAT. it has it's ideals
though.... but i;ve got a such a hairy butt to begin with...
um.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 06:11 [#00719338]
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"i would never apply for a job that had 'shaved butt' as
a prerequesit"


> lol

i do have hemorroids too, quite often, but never so strong
that it would make me bleed, it just hurts in the toilet and
there is blood when i wipe... quite annoying yeah but it
doesn't bleed a lot at least.
i heard spicy food, pimentoes, can make hemorroid worse. but
i don't really care, i'll eat spicy when i want to, whatever
hemorroids may say!!

(sorry for the grossity but that's part of life too...)


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-29 06:18 [#00719352]
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btw, what did you shave your butt with...? was it difficult
(you can't really see your butt in the mirror when you have
your butt hair as well as your face when you shave your
beard)? i hate butt hair!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-05-29 06:27 [#00719366]
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haha


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-29 10:05 [#00719637]
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bwahahaha

i love this place


 


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