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offline uzim on 2003-05-27 16:03 [#00717072]
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if you were to die soon, what would your last will (and
testament if you want) be? : )


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 16:04 [#00717076]
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I would want to throw a party at my house with me playing
live and tell all my friends and family how much they mean
to me


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-27 16:06 [#00717081]
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err... no, sorry, i meant... AFTER your death.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 16:08 [#00717086]
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oh right.

I'd want someone to kick my year four teacher in the face.
She's never ever happy, only when people are in pain, she
sucks.

I'd want people to listen to my music. And for all my
college friend to attend the funeral


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-05-27 16:09 [#00717088]
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Dunno, !? Does it matter !? I am dead


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-27 16:09 [#00717089]
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i'd like... to be incinerated and not have a grave, and i'd
like people to spread flowers everywhere, in town, in the
forest, in the sea, etc. everywhere they could, for one day!


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-27 16:13 [#00717098]
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Monoid > nah, it doesn't really matter... well, it depends
on your point of view, what you think there is after death,
your religion if you have one, etc. but just for fun...


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-27 16:13 [#00717100]
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uzim you make the most morbid posts on this board... carry
on


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-27 16:14 [#00717104]
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Probably soemthing to do with a certain drug and a certain
person(s).


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-05-27 16:15 [#00717106]
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i want to be frozen and shot in space far far away


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-27 16:17 [#00717113]
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titsworth > really?

...well i'm not even making it on purpose!! ^^;


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-05-27 16:21 [#00717125]
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i want to be placed in an obscene pose, stuffed, and dumped
at a random spot in the street


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-27 16:35 [#00717166]
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i know you don't! hehe... that's why i said carry on being
yourself


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-27 16:37 [#00717172]
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man, the board's really depressing today!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-27 17:06 [#00717187]
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id like to be Buried with a 6 cd changer sterio that runs on
everlasting batteries, so i can listen to my fav tracks in
heaven no wait ...hell


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-27 17:23 [#00717203]
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i want to be processed and fed to McDonalds Beef cows. then
i will be eaten by the billions served and thus reincarnated
amongst the masses of obese americans.

that or i would like to be painted up and


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-27 17:24 [#00717204]
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made to dance around for my family


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-27 17:58 [#00717221]
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I want to be decapitated, I DON'T want to be buried with a
head on my shoulders. I want someone to do something
interesting with head, too... throw it into a large crowd or
roll it down a hill or something.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-27 18:13 [#00717227]
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i want people to go bowling with my head


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-05-27 18:18 [#00717229]
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after death i want large insects to eat out my guts in
public, then i want some random woman to impale my sexual
organ with a stick and throw it into a fire, or a large bowl
of dangerous jellyfish.
and then i want a fat man to crack my skull while the
townspeople are chanting.
then he would stuff my brains into his nose and throw up on
my chest.
after that i want to rest in peace.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-27 19:33 [#00717278]
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I want to be minced & used to choak varius people of my
choosing to death. Then the left over portions can be used
to rear mentaly unstable humans like myself for experimental
purposes & aplied to synths/drummachines/filters/flams/bams
& auto cue's in a dingy reserch centre in the basement at
Roland HQ or in the south pacific depending on how you spell
it!?!?1/!?1sdrgsoduhgasl;sgeo


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-27 20:11 [#00717321]
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taxidermy..:)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-27 20:51 [#00717352]
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i call murrays thing except dead with sunglasses on and
people moving my arms

hella weekend at bernies stylezzzzz


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-27 20:54 [#00717354]
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bleed everywhere, on everything, for everyone


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-27 21:25 [#00717381]
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yeah!
me too. no matter how i die, i hope it leaves a huge mess.
blood and chunks and fecal matter floating around in vomit
and bile.


 


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