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offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-26 04:18 [#00714981]
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Check it out... sounds like his best gig ever!

HEE HEE


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-26 04:22 [#00714985]
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hehe yeah i read about his noisy performance already
despite all the comments i would've loved to see it though
(some say he played those noise tracks from his new
smojphace release)


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 04:25 [#00714987]
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Best gig of the year by the sound of it. :)


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-05-26 05:34 [#00715050]
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Hillarious!!!!!

"Last night was my first Bjork gig and to say I was excited
would be
putting it extremely mildly. Upon arrival we were told that
a "DJ
Smorgface" or something similar would be playing from 7.30
til 8.30, and
Bjork would perform from 9 til 10.30. Instead, we were
battered by an
incessant cacophany of screaming, swearing, white noise,
machine gun fire
and what sounded like the inmates of a deranged monkeyhouse.
Until 9.20,
with no respite and no damn let-up. I almost went mad from
the noise,
people around me had coats over their heads and generally I
think that we
were all very upset by the lack of a live band and simply by
the sheer
crude violence of it....
/pixiepants14"

:D


 

offline Sanguine from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-26 05:44 [#00715064]
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The funniest thing about that post is it was made by someone
with a handle of "pixiepants"


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-26 05:53 [#00715069]
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does anyone know which tracks he played? (From the
descriptions I'd say he played Whitehouse)


 

offline map from mülligen (Switzerland) on 2003-05-26 06:03 [#00715078]
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From the absolute horror that came from the beyond appalling
support DJ (I am all for art but that offensive noise does
not constitute it in any form, it sounded more like a live
feed from the Iraq battlefield!)


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-26 07:06 [#00715101]
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That man is evil =)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-05-26 07:12 [#00715102]
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Haha, impressive! :D


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-26 07:18 [#00715103]
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Yeah im impressed too hahaha!
He knows everyone in the room wants to kill him after ten
minutes.
Does he quit ?
Noooo , a good 2 hours should do it =)


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-26 07:24 [#00715107]
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Yeah.. most of the messages mention "noise" etc but i bet
we´d recognise a few killer tracks in there. Snares,
Pushah, Whitehouse, Hrvaski etc


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-05-26 07:39 [#00715112]
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Ha ha, brilliant!
I'd really love to hear this.

"...excruciating..."
"...offensive..."
"...noise pollution..."
"...torture..."
"...sheer pain..."
"...a blow to the human sense..."

I wonder how much he got paid.


 

offline joakimlinden from Skövde (Sweden) on 2003-05-26 07:40 [#00715113]
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Did anyone record?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-26 07:42 [#00715114]
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I wonder how much he got paid.

id pay them to do that...


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 08:21 [#00715134]
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i've never been a fan of bjork but i salute her for having
aphex as her supporting act.

on to her fans. what a bunch of narrow minded pussies. words
fail me.

"As can be seen from many of the other reviews here Aphex
Twin caused a lot of distress with two hours of what I can
only desrcibe as audio torture.

Was the purpose of this act to make the audiance feel
agressive and un-loved?

No matter how well Björk performed last night I woke up
this morning feeling very angry and confused about what
happened. I need to know what it was all about."


 

offline Komakino from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2003-05-26 08:27 [#00715136]
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i would love to piss off that many Bjork fans in that
way...genius, fucking genius.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-26 08:29 [#00715137]
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Ha ha, one fan thought AT was Matmos and described the
tracks as "autrocities" (sic) >:D


 

offline MachineofGod from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-05-26 08:29 [#00715138]
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awesome! I really hope this ep is noise material, Id love
that, I hope he releases lots and lots of noise!


 

offline Jedy from dublin (Ireland) on 2003-05-26 08:29 [#00715139]
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these bjorg fans are a bunch of idiots



 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-05-26 08:46 [#00715147]
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You're right; McEnroe was always better.


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-05-26 08:46 [#00715148]
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Ignore this.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-26 08:52 [#00715158]
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:D


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-26 09:09 [#00715174]
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Better then Björn Borg ?
No i don't think so.
More entertaining tho.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-26 09:15 [#00715179]
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"More entertaining "

its a shame there's no players like him anymore...i loved
his hair style - looked great with his attitude
:D


 

offline childkiller from santiago (Chile) on 2003-05-26 09:23 [#00715194]
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ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha

genius, pure genius.


 

offline childkiller from santiago (Chile) on 2003-05-26 09:25 [#00715197]
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man....smojphace needs to come out quick

☻_☻


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-26 09:30 [#00715202]
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i wouldn't equate playing noise with fucking someone..


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-26 09:36 [#00715208]
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i bet it wasnt noise at all...its just that those bjork fans
are used to more profound sounds like harp and violins


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-26 09:39 [#00715212]
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it's all noise.
the only difference is in the intention and method of
getting the noise..


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 11:30 [#00715326]
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i only just found out it was Aphex Twin who opened for
bjork, it was really funny cos he pretended to stop and when
people thought he had finnished he carried on! Cant believe
i saw Bjork and Aphex at the same concert!


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 11:32 [#00715327]
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Bjork was amazing btw, especially the remix of "its in our
hands"


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 11:37 [#00715335]
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when is smojphace out anyway?


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 13:10 [#00715449]
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it wasn't all noise, some of the first stuff he played
reminded me of Mira Calix and Angelo Badalamenti, its slowly
got weirder with Jungle samples, later on the noise started,
with screams and singing "do you like the way you look, do
you like..." etc etc (don't remember much of the lyrics
though).

Most of it was great though probably did drag on a bit for
some people, I enjoyed it though and can't wait for the ep


 

offline bird from New Zealand, but in (Switzerland) on 2003-05-26 13:16 [#00715457]
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if aphex is the sun then björk is the moon!!!!
i really hope smojphace comes out sooon!!!!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-26 13:19 [#00715459]
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aww bird is rhymin'..

anyway, i think RDJ was a bit rude to play whitehouse and
other stuff before a bjork crowd. it's disrespectful. i'm
not saying it's not good music.. some of my favorite artists
were probably in that set. it just wasn't appropriate. he
could've easily catered his set to that crowd and played
melodic material. why he didn't is beyond me. how cruel.

but some aphex production on the new bjork album would be
something else huh? :)


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 13:22 [#00715461]
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"how cruel"

i dunno... i thought it was kinda funny :)


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 13:24 [#00715463]
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"but some aphex production on the new bjork album would be
something else huh? :)"

well one of the new bjork tracks was very noise inspired
with distorted vocals and merged into pluto, it was one of
the highlights of the concert, can't wait for her new album,
i think its gonna be one of her best.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-26 13:26 [#00715466]
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i might've too but put yourself in a non-noise fan's shoes..
especially most bjork fans ("sophisticated sissies").. RDJ
was being a tad mean there no matter how much 5% of the
audience liked it.

did they do the new bjork song where matmos use rubber
bands? or one of the songs from the bjork.com previews?


 

offline bird from New Zealand, but in (Switzerland) on 2003-05-26 13:33 [#00715475]
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if you make music to cater for your 'fans'..... then you'd
be like... umm i dunno... britney aguilera or something no?

come on! god, even just the thought of that gig happening
makes me nervous and excited!! they are wicked!!!!!! (björk
and aphex up a tree, making music one two three!)
can't wait to see them at sonàr*****


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-26 13:36 [#00715476]
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i'm talking about his live gig, who said anything about
making music to cater to people? richard did a DJ gig he
could've easily catered to the audience; isn't that the
point? why aggrivate when you can inspire or entertain? it
just wasn't appropriate.


 

offline bird from New Zealand, but in (Switzerland) on 2003-05-26 13:47 [#00715483]
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well, i wasn't there. But obviously björk chose him as the
support act, and knew what to expect.
As for the fans.... well, from some of those reviews... i
don't know what to say. I would've at least repected björks
choice of support act, and not booed!
i'm a huge björk fan. I'd like to think also, that i like
music, and music likes me.... yeah, maybe thats impudent...
but anyways, woohooo!!!!!!!!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-26 13:52 [#00715489]
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I think he would have played the same set for his own fans
(us) , only difference is that 99% of us would have got an
errection (the other 1% being female)
Why should he change his style just because he is playing
for Björk fans?
Sounds like he was promoting Smojphace EP and maybe trying
out some new stuff .


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-26 13:59 [#00715495]
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i don't know if bjork knew he'd play that kind of set. all
of you know he has many different styles he uses when he
dj's and plays live, so let's not act like AFX is some kind
of noise artist. even though she personally enjoyed it, i
doubt she was happy most of her fans hated it.

all i'm saying is that as a support act and as a veteran DJ
and musician, richard should've been nicer to the audience.
if he was there to promote he could've made thousands of new
fans having played music that's more like the albums he's
released. that's just one idea, many other things would've
went over well.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-26 14:21 [#00715509]
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i don't think richard cares about getting new fans


 

offline bird from New Zealand, but in (Switzerland) on 2003-05-26 14:25 [#00715515]
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yip! i disagree~

disgust is a wonderful thing. i think the people that saw
aphex's set last night, will be thankful in the long run!


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-26 14:26 [#00715520]
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i enjoyed it, I really don't care wether thousands of people
I don't know enjoyed it or not.

I doubt Richard is gonna create a set to get new fans, he
probably doesn't care, he just played stuff he wanted to
play which is fine by me, especially as it was new material.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-26 14:30 [#00715526]
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what do you have against bjork fans? they're/we're good
people, and believe it or not, have great taste in music. so
what if they don't like noise or jungle?!

maybe i can try an analogy here.

if you were a guitarist and were paid $100 to entertain old
folks, would you do a folk set or a death metal set? for the
sake of this analogy, assume you're equally capable of both
and enjoy doing both.


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-26 14:36 [#00715538]
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If Napalm Death was booked as a suport act to Hank Williams
would they go Country n Western ?

I have nothing against björk fans , i enjoy björks music
myself.

But still this was soooo incredibly Aphex Twin'ish of him
that i can't help smilling.


 

offline bird from New Zealand, but in (Switzerland) on 2003-05-26 14:39 [#00715542]
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haha, exactly! a boring person like george bush would play
folk / wield guns to entertain the old.

i think people that have come this far (ie. listen to björk
/ aphex twin) deserve a 'challenge', or real entertainment!
not just mind-numbing, brainwash, tv, crapdesign, bullshit!




 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-26 14:39 [#00715544]
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but that's different because Napalm Death never change their
style, they're always metal. whereas you and i both know the
variety of music richard has released AND dj'd live (ie: his
selection of other people's music). i just find this
disrespectful; i totally "get it" and maybe if i didn't like
bjork so much i wouldn't mind. i mean if he were opening for
n'sync this would fucking rock. but for a peer it's just
kind of rude and snobbish for him to just say "fuck you all"
and do a noise set. anyway, i respect your opinions too
because i see what you all are saying and i agree on a
fundamental level.


 


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