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ACT ONE
 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 17:56 [#00712040]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



ACT ONE:

Curtains open. Int. small Study. It is very dark. The only
illumination comes from what may be a spotlight in the
ceiling. Not
much of the room Can be seen. There is a large circular rug
in the center of the spotlight, with an oversized leather
chair.
To its right, a small side-table. On it are a tall glass, a
small answering machine (message light blinking, signifying
some missed
calls) and a telephone. Barely able to be seen in the dark,
to stage left, is a large stone fireplace. Caller 1 climbs
down and out
of it, and begins dusting himself off. There is a slight
pause, before Caller 1 paces the room, dragging his feet in
a sluggish
fashion. He appears to be unnerved by his surroundings.
There is a long pause, as Caller 1 stands in absolute
silence in a far corner. His head is upturned, slowly
mouthing something inaudible, occasionally using both hands
and
pulling hair back with wide eyes. Most of this is in
silhouette, due to the lack of light, but he eventually
comes to rest in front
of the large leather chair. Looking down reluctantly, Caller
1 takes a seat. After a few fretful breaths, he notices the
answering machine.

Caller 1: (quietly, in a somewhat detached manner) “eleven
messages.”

He waifishly presses the play button. After the perfunctory
discharge of static and garbled crackle, it begins to play
Its first message. Caller 1 sits motionless throughout.

Caller 2: (through rough tape hiss and muddled tones, as if
recently and/or on the verge of crying) are you there?
(silence for about ten seconds, then a slight whimper)
well, if you get this… (slightly panicked breathing for
about five
seconds, then a short moan and a click. After about ten
more seconds, the line is dead.)

Caller 1 quickly shuts the machine off. He quietly gets up
from the chair and crosses the room into darkness. He
returns with
a small bouquet of surprisingly healthy white roses. They
are very bright, even in the darkness. There is a small tag
attached.
Caller 1 returns to the chair, laying


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 17:57 [#00712043]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



Caller 1 returns to the chair, laying the bouquet on his lap
and looks at the tall glass of water sitting on the table.
After a
moments hesitation, he timidly picks up the glass, and
whilst thumbing the tag open, takes a steady drink. After
reading the
message, he returns the glass to its proper place. He then
begins delicately arranging the roses in the glass. Smiling
briefly,
Caller 1 takes a deep, bittersweet breath; placid for a
moment.

The phone rings.

Caller 1 stares at the phone, completely motionless until it
stops (after about 20 rings). He bites his knuckles in
terrible
anticipation of the ringing to begin again. After a few
tense moments, Caller 1 gets up and walks over to the
chimney.
He reaches behind a brick and, eyes looking up into his
skull, produces a small brass key. Caller 1 then walks into
the shadows
again. We hear a lock opening and something being opened,
then shut. Caller 1 returns, this time carrying a small
picture frame
and a revolver. We cannot see the image in the frame, but it
has an obviously strong hold over Caller 1, as he sits in
the chair
and begins weeping over it. Caller 1 abruptly pulls himself
out of this trance, and sits the picture on the small table,
staring at it
all the while. He then reaches for the phone, eyes never
leaving the picture, as if to call Caller 2. His actions are
cut short by
a hard pounding at the door. Startled, Caller 1 looks at the
revolver and then looks at the door. He quickly hides the
revolver in
the drawer of the small side-table. He sits the frame
facedown on the table. Again, the harsh pounding.

Caller 1: (in a very panicked manner): “Wh… Who’s
there?!?”. (after a period of silence) “Hello?!?”

Still more silence. Caller 1 gulps hard and squirms in the
chair a bit. He then slowly reaches for the side-table. Just
as he is
About to reach the handle on the drawer, we hear the loudest
pounding yet. Three large slams. WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Caller 1
jumps in fear and lets out a ghastly shriek, like a woman
being raped. Then silen


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 17:58 [#00712047]
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Then silence. Caller 1 clumsily opens the
Drawer and shakily grabs the revolver. He rises to his feet
and gathers up some courage.

Caller 1: (in a commanding tone) “Look… I
don’t know who you think…”

He is cut short by a blast of sound beyond adequate
description. It is the voice of Death itself, come from Hell
to feed.
It is loud and furious. It is violent and terrifying. It
lasts only 5-10 seconds. Caller 1 collapses in a heap. Once
it is silent
Again, he crawls back to the chair and climbs up, crying
hard. He puts the revolver to his head and moans loudly. He
throws
the gun across the room and huddles in a fetal position on
the chair. He bawls hard into his folded arms. He reaches
out and grabs the receiver of the phone. He tries to gain
composure and dials Caller 2. After a few rings, Caller 2
answers.

Caller 1: (shakily) “It’s me.”

Lights dim out. Curtains close.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-23 18:01 [#00712051]
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They say you are what you eat, so I strive to be healthy
my goal in life is not to be rich or wealthy
cause true wealth comes from good health, and wise ways
we got to start taking better care of ourselves


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 18:04 [#00712055]
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beg your pardon?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-23 18:08 [#00712058]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to tibbar: #00712040



So caller one is Santa?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 18:11 [#00712062]
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sorry. no presents.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-23 18:13 [#00712065]
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So caller two is Eugene Ionesco?


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 18:14 [#00712067]
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hahahahahaha i dont know who that is.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-23 18:23 [#00712072]
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Then we find out caller 1 as played by Bruce Willis is
really a ghost. Surprise!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-23 18:30 [#00712081]
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nope.

and he would have to be played by someone who can pull off
neurotic well (NOT woody allen)


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-05-24 00:00 [#00712413]
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that is well dark

'land of the dying' ?


 


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