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READ BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN FOR THE ANSWER, OR LAME FACT FOR THE DAY! If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. NEXT ONE@@#% It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. LAST ONE@^$^&^ Can you imagine working for a company hat has a little more than 500 emloyees and has the following stistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Can you imagine working for a company hat has a little more than 500 emloyees and has the following stistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud |
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It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. |
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This doesn't mean a thing. Besides, Hitler never had a wife, he had a mistress. TOW! HAHAHA!11111 |
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I don't like that first one about Beethoven, it's fundamentalist anti-abortion propoganda. |
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Thats bullshit about Hitler being a teetotaller. The guy was a phookin speed freak man. He was oot his nut aw the time |
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Yes, I've heard he did amphetamines also. |
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i like it......especialy the beethoven one |
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mc_303_accounts? or am i mislead |
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if you dont have a wife how can you have a mistress?......just wondering.... what a crap day this is gonna be... |
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did'nt beethoven turn out def in the end? |
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dont they all? |
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*French accent: ah!....but of coarse |
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