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this place is amazing, wow, i love it its spanish orr something so its annoying forr me... but still... |
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if u look about its worrth it |
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if u look about its worrth it |
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i won't click anything out of fear of like...signing my soul away for some porn. just not my style. |
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im to late, ive been drawn into world of anus_presley, but only for 3 seconds |
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its not porrn |
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aber sie ist sehr schon. (with little dots above that o.) |
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hmm, i don't know about you people, but i was never too big on pinups - it's just too "child's play" for me - it either ought to be tasteful erotica or genuine pornography, but not some mushy MAXIM crap - god, i hate that mag! basically COSMO for men, pretty well! both are shite and both make it more difficult for the two sexes to get along - two words: unreasonable expectations! |
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yeah but this is morre sexy. i'm eitherr porrn orr not porrn, but the girrls arre so damn hot, i have to look |
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porn makes me sick. i actually find women to be much more attractive with their clothing on. *shrugs* |
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ok, that was a little better, agreed! but still, it's no artsy black & white erotica (which doesn't even necessarily have to involve full-on nudity) - still run-of-the-mill swimsuit issue stuff, methinks! that said, i think that girl wants me! (or i'm just hopelessly delusional, probably) |
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aww she is cold |
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well...in their underoos, anyways. =/ |
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now now boys, we're not in gradeschool anymore! it's time to reach for something from the higher shelf: ... you know you're an electronic fanboy loner geek when ... i need to stop the wankery and get myself a girlfriend! |
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i wouldent jack off to these pic's they arre just nice |
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i actually clicked on that... =P |
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me 2, was he joking orr did he fuck the link up |
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i'm not falling forr that |
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again :( |
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nyuk nyuk. |
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is that frrench |
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i see |
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sorry, i fucked that up actually! here it is again: |
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yuck. |
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haha! i think you'd be amazed at the number of people directly or indirectly involved in porn! i find it all pretty amusing, actually! |
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i go therre alot to the asian overrflow section |
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i hate all the fat he/shes pissing on horrses while shitting into a carrtoon gay guys face. thats the prroblem with that place, u have to fliterr the shit to get to the good stuff |
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the hun's overflow owns! i wanna start my own porno empire, now that Hugh Hefner will probably soon kick the bucket and Larry Flynt ain't gettin' any younger! |
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can i join you, i need some capital behind my amazing money spinning ideas |
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as a team we will be unstoppable |
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Tonigh A&E presents the rise of the infamous pornographer [ manticore ] (my actual nick is with squaqre brackets, fellas!): ... and to think it all started with: "wanted: attractive young ladies for a caledar shoot!" hehe! |
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all you need these days is an el-cheapo digital videocam, a laptop with, say, final cut pro installed on it for editing, an ad in the paper looking for "adult female models" and preferably living in a university town (like mine! hehe!) with lots of cash-starved females willing to do anything for cash. |
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can i help oversee the actual filming and photo shoots just to make sure that it's as 'tasteful' as porn can get? i'll help usher in a new era of porn. the kind that doesn't...uh...gross me out. |
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can i have a parrt ? |
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actually, if i were to ever venture into porn, it would definitely have to be on the artsy, if not alltogether surreal side - more erotic than pornographic, but with an arthouse cinema sort of flair - none of the hardcore anal penetration closeup crap! |
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don jeremy the second i'll be known as |
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anus: you can be the guy that comes in at the end to mop up the mess - that will be included as additional footage on the DVD release! |
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ron* |
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awwwww what, thats not on |
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don jeremy actually sounds better - like a porn mafia godfather! but just before we get flack from the female members of the messageboard for discussing filthy porno on here, let me just mention that girls are no better! witness my female friend jamie who thinks gay porn is hot! ... and here we are getting crap for looking at girl-girl pics! talk about hypocrisy! |
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good typo, i kinda like don jeremy, that is now MY new porrn name whats odd is that women go on about porrn yet 1000000000000000's of women appearr in the movies |
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anyway, i'm off now manticore, good chatting |
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ay, yes! i've written enough about porn for a single day! cheers! |
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thats not spanish... that is brazilian or portuguese |
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