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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 13:19 [#00701328]
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For two years I have fought a quite vociferous battle with
my workplace about them banning smoking. Their only excuse
for doing so was because of this passive smoking nonsense.
Now we can begin to fight back. Power to the smokers!




 

offline tunemx from Budapest (Hungary) on 2003-05-16 13:22 [#00701332]
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still stinks


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-16 13:24 [#00701334]
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if some blows smoke in your face it means they fancy you.
front page of the sun tomorrow.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-05-16 13:24 [#00701335]
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GENERAL SURGEONS WARNING:
Being alive is potentially hazardous to your health.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 13:27 [#00701337]
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I'm going to sue those fuckers of a council that i work for
for making me stand out in the pissing rain and blowing wind
every fucking day. I'm gonna sue their fucking ass off.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:35 [#00701344]
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I don't buy it.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 13:35 [#00701345]
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This news will probably be endlessly and gloatingly
delivered by me to disapproving old cunts for weeks to come.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:36 [#00701347]
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Sorry but after a night of clubbing the next morning my
throat hurts and I get flem in it from all the smoke.. I
know it's no healthy do get second hand smoke.

It's disgusting.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-16 13:38 [#00701349]
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i liked smoking


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-16 13:38 [#00701350]
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so go clubbing in a park then


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 13:39 [#00701351]
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That'll be all the smoke machines pumping crap while you
dance to Abba


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:39 [#00701352]
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Im not complaining about it.. im saying it's not healthy to
get second hand smoke.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:41 [#00701354]
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I was dating this guy for about a year. I've never been a
smoker.. but he smokd about a pack a day. We would be
together everyday... so I would get a lot of second hand
smoke. The first few months I hated it.. would hurt my eyes
and make me feel sick. But then towards the end of our
relationship I noticed that I liked the smoke and kinda
craved it and felt good when he'd lit up around me. Even
second hand fumes are addictive.... it was strange..


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 13:43 [#00701355]
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Are you with me then Jarworski? Let's get smoking back into
the workplace. I'm penning another scathing letter to my
council at this very moment. I thought that they had me
beaten, but I'm going to have the last laugh.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-16 13:45 [#00701356]
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lol


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 13:47 [#00701359]
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I read in The Sun today that passive smoking isn't as
damaging as we all think.

But then again it was The Sun.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 13:49 [#00701360]
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The amount of grief I get sometimes for smoking in work
means revenge is most sweetly going to be on the cards. I
work for the council, I'll fuck em from the inside out!!!!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:49 [#00701361]
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I dunno excatly how damaging it is..or whatever. I guess it
depends on a lot of things. But wether you get cancer from
it or not.. it should still be a right of the people to
choose wether they inhale it or not.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 13:49 [#00701362]
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I'll give up smoking when you stop driving your cars. Deal?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:51 [#00701365]
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People should be more efficient with their cars too.

And we should all recycle.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 13:53 [#00701367]
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Your right,car fumes cause more cancer than anything.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:54 [#00701370]
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Is there proof on that? Im not saying it's wrong I was just
curious if that was a fact.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-16 13:54 [#00701372]
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im very effiecient with my car. i always take the racing
line.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 13:54 [#00701374]
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Fuck that shit. I have to sit in a room at lunchtime with
some of the sweatiest stinking people that you have ever
smelled. Then to top it all there's this one bible bashing
anti smoking cunt who always microwaves some disgustingly
smelling lunch and the stink lasts for hours. If all they
can complain about is the smell of the smoke then i can
complain about the smell of them. Make them stand out in the
pissing rain.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-16 13:56 [#00701376]
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live next to cellafield then tell me again


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-16 13:56 [#00701377]
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why arre people so fucking anti-smoking. we arre all going
to die anyway. if i was rrich i would smoke as many as i
could a day.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 13:59 [#00701382]
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Well if I worked in a building and it was legal for smokers
to smoke then I would go outside to eat if it bothered me.

I think things should be good for everyone. Smoking rooms,
smoking sections.. etc. There should be options of being
around smoke or not. you should have the right to chosoe and
not be forced to be around it.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:03 [#00701384]
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I'm not even allowed to go outside for a smoke, I have to
sit in a room just like Bill's. There's one in every office
building around the UK and they all make you want to plant
an axe in somebody's face.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 14:04 [#00701386]
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Well... it's like smoking crack... no one wants the fumes..
cause it's unhealthy.. maybe maybe some would.. lol... but
you know? you have the respect people's health. We all
should..


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:10 [#00701392]
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I smoke 20+ plus a day,and I'm a healthy chappie,I bike to
work,keep fit.

I always smoke outside because its polite,and I realise they
have a choice wether to breath in my shitty smoke.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 14:10 [#00701394]
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good!!! :)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:11 [#00701395]
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Haha I get to stand outside in the sunshine having a cig,or
joint.
I can go whenever I wan't.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:12 [#00701397]
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Tell you what I hate: those new health warning sigins that
cover half the friggin' packet!
What, you didn't think I knew smoking was dangerous? You
thought by plastering slogans like "smoking kills" and
"nicotine plays havoc with your gonads" I'd miraculously
conjour up enough will-power to quit?

Sell cigaretts in little coffin-shaped boxes, for all I
care.

*lights up*


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:12 [#00701398]
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Lunchtime I can stroll round back onto the seafront and
smoke a joint. But that's not enough.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:14 [#00701399]
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When I bike to work through the city,the car fumes choke me
more than when I'm in a smokey club or office.

Also tobacco smoke doesn't fuck the environment up like car
fumes do.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:15 [#00701403]
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I hate the new warnings,they make packets look so ugly,why
haven't they put warnings on Booze bottles and alike?


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:17 [#00701406]
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I try not to smoke joints at work to much because I work
with large amounts of cash,and I tend to fuck things up when
I'm mashed.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 14:18 [#00701410]
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I get the ones with the warnings that say "warning - smoking
may damage your unborn baby"

I've finally found my brand!

this joke is copyright bill hicks


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:19 [#00701413]
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I wonder what slogans they'd have on packets of cannabis
cigaretts ? if it ever became legal?

"WARNING: Smoking dope may encourage you to think a little
bit more deeply"

; )


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 14:21 [#00701416]
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They live is a cool film - by the way. Especially the fight
scene.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:22 [#00701417]
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Warning:Smoking dope makes things seem happy.

or

Warning:smoking dope.................what was I going to
write?Damn this short term memory loss!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 14:24 [#00701419]
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lol


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-16 14:25 [#00701422]
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It's all unhealthy and all your choice.

Whatever floats your boat.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:27 [#00701425]
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Yeah, cool film. But I think it could've been executed a bit
better than what John Carpenter did.


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-05-16 14:33 [#00701431]
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smoking supports your government


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-05-16 14:34 [#00701434]
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we have warnings on the packages of weed sometimes btw


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 14:41 [#00701444]
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I was quite amused when i bought my silver palm leaf pipe
and there was a warning on it saying "smoking tobacco can
seriously damage your health"


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-16 14:48 [#00701453]
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Thats for the legality of selling dope pipes.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-16 14:51 [#00701458]
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it's for smoking dope?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2003-05-16 15:05 [#00701482]
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i grew from a baby to adult in a house filled with second
hand smoke all the time. i have decreased lung function. you
know like that test where you blow the ball up the tube, i
can barely do that.


 


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