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IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day. AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK ... you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet. AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat. IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required. AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK .. . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK ... they are called managers. |
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AT HOME ... you sit on your ass all day eating walnuts and playing Nintendo. Quit your job and mooch off your parents for a few years until the world discovers your brilliance. It worked for me. |
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I live 1000km away from my parents, in a different country than them |
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I'd laugh, but the truth hurts. Work is hell and I'm going to be burning in it this summer, most likely. I'm a professional moocher, I've even considered ''throwing'' my job interviews this summer, unless I get some nice offers. |
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"you don't have to be locked up to be in prison, look how we living." -dead prez dp have some really profound songs about physical and mental prisons. i highly recommend the album let's get free. |
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Nevermind, I thought you lived in America for some reason. I don't know what to tell you. |
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you all should rent office space again, and if you havent seen it, well its about time to see it dont you think? |
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Great movie... there's another similar one called Clockwatchers or something... anyone seen it? I want to, movies about us stupid zombie worker bees interest me now that I've gone through it. |
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Dude, you should drop blotter and watch Office Space to Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven. Hit play when the Arabic guy is banging on the steering wheel.. Fucking harrowing. |
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i saw it 2 days ago ;) may explain the sudden rush of "I-hate-my-job"-syndrom |
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didnt you get that memo? |
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you know...the best part of that movie is when they take the copier out into the field and samir does that inverted heal kick...i laugh so hard when his leg goes up all high lol |
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and then of course his arabic breakdancing in the scene right after ...classic |
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Die motherfucker! Die motherfucker! Die! |
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i also like how Michael Bolton's jockin' the rap in his SUV at the start... it's the kind of thing that must happen constantly all across north america, but we seldom get to see the young white office fellow, let out that beast MC inside of him... |
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true true... but at work it's less risky to drop a piece of soap |
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wow, sounds like you're having fun at your work... |
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I dont currently have a job, that being because I told my previous boss where to go. I'm gonna look for a job in the next few weeks, but I can guarantee I'll hate it. Well if I can rob things then its ok. My buddy works for Dominion and he robbs so much food. Half the stuff in our fridge wasnt paid for! |
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