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offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-14 00:11 [#00697311]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



IN PRISON ... you spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON ... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK ... you only get a break for one meal and you have
to pay for it.

IN PRISON ... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK ... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON ... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.
AT WORK ... you must carry around a security card and open
all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON ... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON ... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK ... you have to share with some idiot who urinates
on the seat.

IN PRISON ... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK ... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no
work required.
AT WORK ... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.

IN PRISON ... you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.
AT WORK .. . you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.

IN PRISON ... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK ... they are called managers.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:21 [#00697316]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



AT HOME ... you sit on your ass all day eating walnuts and
playing Nintendo.
Quit your job and mooch off your parents for a few years
until the world discovers your brilliance. It worked for
me.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-14 00:26 [#00697319]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to Cabbog: #00697316



I live 1000km away from my parents, in a different country
than them


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-14 00:38 [#00697324]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



I'd laugh, but the truth hurts. Work is hell and I'm going
to be burning in it this summer, most likely.

I'm a professional moocher, I've even considered
''throwing'' my job interviews this summer, unless I get
some nice offers.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:39 [#00697325]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



"you don't have to be locked up to be in prison, look how we
living." -dead prez

dp have some really profound songs about physical and mental
prisons. i highly recommend the album let's get free.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:40 [#00697326]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to Junktion: #00697319



Nevermind, I thought you lived in America for some reason.
I don't know what to tell you.


 

offline listentoparka from Fisherman's Cove (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:41 [#00697327]
Points: 266 Status: Lurker



you all should rent office space again, and if you havent
seen it, well its about time to see it dont you think?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-14 00:44 [#00697328]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Followup to listentoparka: #00697327 | Show recordbag



Great movie... there's another similar one called
Clockwatchers or something... anyone seen it? I want to,
movies about us stupid zombie worker bees interest me now
that I've gone through it.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:45 [#00697330]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to listentoparka: #00697327



Dude, you should drop blotter and watch Office Space to Lift
Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven. Hit play when
the Arabic guy is banging on the steering wheel.. Fucking
harrowing.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-14 00:47 [#00697332]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker | Followup to listentoparka: #00697327



i saw it 2 days ago ;) may explain the sudden rush of
"I-hate-my-job"-syndrom


 

offline listentoparka from Fisherman's Cove (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:48 [#00697333]
Points: 266 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00697332



didnt you get that memo?


 

offline listentoparka from Fisherman's Cove (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:52 [#00697337]
Points: 266 Status: Lurker



you know...the best part of that movie is when they take the
copier out into the field and samir does that inverted heal
kick...i laugh so hard when his leg goes up all high lol


 

offline listentoparka from Fisherman's Cove (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:52 [#00697338]
Points: 266 Status: Lurker



and then of course his arabic breakdancing in the scene
right after

...classic


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:54 [#00697341]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



Die motherfucker!
Die motherfucker!
Die!


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2003-05-14 01:03 [#00697343]
Points: 5437 Status: Regular



i also like how Michael Bolton's jockin' the rap in his SUV
at the start... it's the kind of thing that must happen
constantly all across north america, but we seldom get to
see the young white office fellow, let out that beast MC
inside of him...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-14 01:21 [#00697353]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to Junktion: #00697311



true true...

but at work it's less risky to drop a piece of soap


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-14 01:24 [#00697355]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to Junktion: #00697311



wow, sounds like you're having fun at your work...


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-05-14 01:26 [#00697357]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



I dont currently have a job, that being because I told my
previous boss where to go.

I'm gonna look for a job in the next few weeks, but I can
guarantee I'll hate it. Well if I can rob things then its
ok.

My buddy works for Dominion and he robbs so much food. Half
the stuff in our fridge wasnt paid for!


 


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