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i was at my uncles birrthday parrty last night, and damn i was borred. so i had a coupke of can's, then anotherr couple then anotherr couple etc.. and i was fine, i was having a laugh now that theirr insults neverr hurrt me until... i got in the carr (not drriving btw) and suddenly i felt SICK, i'm not norrmally the type to puke, but i did, i puked rright out of my parrents carr window, and all overr the carr. i felt stupid. but that was that. anyone else looked stupid in frront of theirr family alcohol wise? i need to know to rrest my fearrs, that i am the only one. |
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yourr avatarr alone tells the storry |
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lol it does |
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heh yes when i was a kid i got ditched in the city after puking on a train.. anyway i was lucky to be found by someone who knew me, who called my folks and saved me from the hospital or a prison cell :) that was after falling over the top of an escalator and banging my head on the ground.. and getting knocked doubly unconscious :] |
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lol damn, its not nice and i have yet to face herr you have made me feel lot betterr btw |
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My cousin was found lying face down in the gutter in a pool of his own vomit by some paramedics, who brought him home to his parents at 7.00am on a Sunday morning!! |
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now thats just fucked up :o poorr lad |
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do NOT diss Bonnie Prince Billy or face the Wrath of God. |
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It's often tempting at social events with alcohol if you don't know/get on well with many people to just get absolutely steaming. Sometimes it's okay, but it depends on the company, I'd probably not do it with family. |
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lol, no, i won't in the futurre saying that it was damn borring |
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Went to my uncle's wedding. Bought a new suit for the occasion. Got complements from my family in the chuch (I'd just shaved my long hair off too). Went to the dinner, had 8 pints of stella at the bar. Sat down for dinner, drank 2 bottles of red wine. Played frisbee with my little sisters, chucked it up a tree, climbed up to get it, fell out. Puked. Shouted at my mother to fuck off. Went to walk home (15 miles) - got lost, talked to a cow in a field for a while. Found my way home, ran into an old friend. Said he'd never seen a human in such a state. Woke up, died of shame. |
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that cow was me |
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And of course there was the time I got steaming and fucked my mother's best friend while she hurried upstairs |
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You have lovely ears Nacmat :) |
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While she hurried upstairs? What? |
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My mother that is. She came in the room and saw me with my hand up her mate's skirt and made a sharp exit |
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:/ .... :/ Well, I asked! |
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oh my goodness, yavo. you are quite the wild one. |
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OOO YEAH I'm a wild one! /me loves Billy Idol |
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did your mother ever say anything about the "incident" to you? |
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Never, ever mentioned it - I made a veiled reference to it once and the look I got suggested I should shut the fuck up straight away :D |
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HA HA!! great.. :D |
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At parents party one year, all in the garden about midnight, I stepped off the patio and staggered about 8 feet into the hedge, had a real job getting back up again. Mum saw me and just shook her head. Jar= haha! |
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well see, my family lives in a box, and one time when I got REALLY hammered, I stood up too fast and tore through the ceiling of the box... it was a real shame, because we had one of those nice refrigerator boxes, you know, the real big ones... you don't see those too often... anyways, we had to go a long time before we found another one... :( |
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my little cousin threw up all over my lap once.,.. but he wasnt drunk , he was car sick |
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Jar - hahahahahahahahaha to both yourr storries. Well my mam got home and i had been saved the pleasurre of cleaning sick out of all the little nook's and crrannies in the carr. Damn that was low point in my life. I had only a plastic knife and a needle. |
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I met up with an old old kinda crazy friend and we got drinking and talking. Hit a bar, went to his place and drank, came to my place and drank. Somewhere along the way I had a nip of somehting he called "zoom juice" that may have contained any of the following: echinacea, maple syrup, garlic, cranberry juice, and something hallucinogenic and very powerful. I was absolutely totaled. Old crazy friend left, another friend dropped by and left in disgust. I ended up trying to hide my complete drunken (and possibly stoned) state from my mother and girlfriend, which didn't go over too well. Ever tried to act all cool and calm while the entire universe is looping in slow ovals? Good God my girlfriend was mad at me for getting myself into such a state. |
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I once got drunk as a skunk at a masceurade. My dad came to pick me up. There i was passed out on a park bench in the middle of the winter dressed out as a arabian terrorist with guns and everything hahahhahaha!! (i even had a fake butchers knife hanging from my belt , and a big fake mustach) Jihad motherfuckers!! hahahhaa! I wish someone had taken a picture =) |
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