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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-09 14:40 [#00691859]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular
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My watch battery has broken. To save money I am going to purchase a male and female mouse. I shall breed the mice until I have a continual supply of mice. I shall purchase a cheap suitcase, and I shall cut small holes in the side of the case, the circumfrence being no bigger than a mice head. I shall fill the suitcase with mice before I leave the house. It takes one minute to suffocate a mouse. Every minute I shall remove a mouse from the case and hold it inbetween my two hands and restrict it's breathing. After one minute the mouse will die. I will continue this over time. After sixty mice are dead I will know one hour has passed. I could keep a tally chart in order to establish how many mice are dead. And shade in an outline of a mouse every time an hour has passed. I could also push a wheel barrow around in order to store the dead mice until I got home after a days work. Some may find this cruel, a solution does exist. Forward this to those responsible for producing and selling watch batteries. This may change thier mind.
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-09 14:45 [#00691864]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular
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Yes, I think you are being cruel to those responsible for producing and
selling watch batteries.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-09 14:48 [#00691871]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag
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I love your inventions wizard's teeth. When are you publishing blueprints to more of your musical instruments?
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-09 14:50 [#00691872]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular
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I am finished university for a while in five weeks. I will be publishing them soon. I am in the process of writing a book. I will keep you in formed when it is going to be printed.
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