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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-09 14:40 [#00691859]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular



My watch battery has broken. To save money I am going to
purchase a male and female mouse. I shall breed the mice
until I have a continual supply of mice. I shall purchase a
cheap suitcase, and I shall cut small holes in the side of
the case, the circumfrence being no bigger than a mice head.
I shall fill the suitcase with mice before I leave the
house. It takes one minute to suffocate a mouse. Every
minute I shall remove a mouse from the case and hold it
inbetween my two hands and restrict it's breathing. After
one minute the mouse will die. I will continue this over
time. After sixty mice are dead I will know one hour has
passed. I could keep a tally chart in order to establish how
many mice are dead. And shade in an outline of a mouse every
time an hour has passed. I could also push a wheel barrow
around in order to store the dead mice until I got home
after a days work. Some may find this cruel, a solution does
exist. Forward this to those responsible for producing and
selling watch batteries. This may change thier mind.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-09 14:45 [#00691864]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



Yes, I think you are being cruel to those responsible for
producing and
selling watch batteries.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-09 14:48 [#00691871]
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I love your inventions wizard's teeth. When are you
publishing blueprints to more of your musical instruments?


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-09 14:50 [#00691872]
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I am finished university for a while in five weeks. I will
be publishing them soon. I am in the process of writing a
book. I will keep you in formed when it is going to be
printed.

Teeth


 


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