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i am going forr a job interrview tomorrrrow. its not a job i rreally want, but i rreally want the money, and with commission, i can make quite a bit, so i'll put up with the crrapness of it. but i need some tips, i'm neverr the pick of the crrop at any interrview i go to and generrally i don't carre, but i need this... what can i do to put myself ahead of the competition? |
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Tell them that you think the job is crap, but you need the money. Oh, and if you don't get the job, find the boss' car and shit on the hood |
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"Tell them that you think the job is crap, but you need the money" i don't want to seem cheeky Polynomial-C, but i don't think it will worrk. |
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Or impress them by telling you got a 4000+ rating on Xltronic.... |
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now that... may just worrk |
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Well I've no clue what to tell you but all the best anyway! |
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thanks,,,,,,,,,,,,, aww i hope i get it. |
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Tell them you previously worked in an illegal whore house in the (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-08 |
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its on my CV, so... |
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I use to pass interview in my office. one word = be yourself and honest. Don't give bullshit or talk too much of things you don't know. Be confident and imagine you'll work maybe with the interviwer. another question ? feel free... |
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oops ! ...a couple of words :P |
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how should i drress, should i go all out? i don't want to seem OTT though. |
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be sure and ask where the snak machine is if you get a tour of the office.. get a snak from it. but dont eat it right there in front of them.. open it and begin consuming right as you leave. this will work. i have forseen it. |
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at the end of the interview, ask "What did the last person do that made them good at this position?" and ask for some documaentation about the job so you can brush up before you start if you get it |
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thank you will i will put it ALL into prractice, the rresults should be interresting |
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You can even perform a hot carl for them hahahaha |
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dont be nervous, be yourself , first 15 seconds , words and moves are most important , usually after 15 seconds subliminal tells another person everything about you... |
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i couldent prreforrm in frront of a rrroom full of people, otherrwise... hahaha omg, just the idea of it hyakusen > i'm a bit of a shit (rreally as Polynomial-C alerrted me to), so i think i am going to have to be someone else |
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you just have to think they need you. Not the other way around. It might give you some confidence. |
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i'm gonna pop my collerrs and go in therre all guns blazin, and if they don't want me, i'm a gonna kick ass. |
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not good , you will be someone else , they will pick you to job and what then? still pretending ? |
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narr, i'll become me, but they can't sack me forr not being me when i was employed |
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i think it is cheating yourself , it's no good to be someone else , this cant aford you trust of others |
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anyway guys thanks forr the advice, c ya laterr, i'll tell u how it went |
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going to sleep? nice dreams , and keep up on interview |
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well i went and i have to go back, therre was no point in worrrrying AT ALL. |
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.......and finally how was it ? |
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:D Congrats. |
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so i went, and told em to stick it. it was shit |
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i dont get it, what's with the double r's? |
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Don't speak with double r's. |
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i don't speak with double rr's |
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1. Speak the industry lingo 2. Mirror the tone and enthusiasm level of the interviewer. 3. Show knowledge of the company and its products. 4. Do not spit out your answers in short rehearsed soundbytes. 5. If you know the answer to a technical question, pad the answer with a bit of context to show the depth of your knowledge. 6.Set sail for dick Ask stupid Questions : "How does a typical day in your company look like" "Do you mind if I suck your dick" |
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to late Monoid, i got in therre and rrealised i diden't want to play theirr games. thanks anyway, next time ey. |
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I do... |
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well don't |
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