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And the story goes on…. This is first part of my story , you can call it whatever you want but it is realy called “Do monkeys realy likes banananananas? “ Chapter 1 “ABOUT MONKEYS” So there was one monkey in this ZOO , called The Best ZOO, and monkey was veeery sad, cause monkey was lonely…any other monkeys were killed by mad director…every time when mad director was going to the ZOO one animal died…and that was (in alpha order) : -hipopotama – killed by smashing in head by big apple - some bugs from terrarium , they was buried alive - lion – now he is squeezed into candy , like snickers - panthera – she was killed at night , poisoned and many others….. And now there was few birds , (they can’t be killed , not yet cause mad director haven’t got a ladder… )few dogs , one wolf , and monkey…very sad monkey. So , the monkey was playing with herself many times, she was small , you know that stuff… And the night came Chapter 2 “SPOOKY DARKNESS” It was quiet and very dark since monkey went to sleep…and someone was walking very quietly in ZOO , step by step, step by step……monkey was sleeping very strong ,as monkey’s do usually. And steps were closer…and closer… Suddenly monkey wake up , and she was very frightened…you wouldn’t? She was waiting to see who is walking so quietly… Suddenly ….. Well this is end of first 2 chapters of this book…. Wait for rest Any comments will be taken as an advice Feel freee to write another chapters , i think it will be fun ... |
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Chapter 2 “SPOOKY DARKNESS” haha.. |
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as i said : Feel freee to write another chapters , i think it will be fun ... |
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oh come on people, dont be such lazy |
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fuck i will talk to myself to have this topic on first site.... i cant believe that nobody is interested in monkey stories.. |
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26 cookies for person who will write best third part of story of monkey |
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you mean 26 mixes for cash?;) |
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no no , cookies i said , is this so hard to believe? |
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read this !!!!! |
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chapter 78: and they lived merrily ever after. That is, until they died of monkey AIDS. |
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no no and what about all chapters in side? i really want to make biggest virtual story on this board !!!!! |
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Chapterr 3... suddenly a biggerr money came into the rroom and they both made love, sadly the big monkey was just afterr a shag and once he had came, he left. the littlerr monkey shed a monkey tearr and then went to sleep, the next morrinng she found out that she was prregnant so she thrrew herrself frrom a trree, she did not want a child and aborrtion in money land is illegal, oh the poorr monkey :( but then she met an ant, a small ant and they made a baby and set up a home and got a morrtgage... but they neverr kept up theirr payments... duh duh duh derrrrrr |
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chapter 3 , version 1 recall... ....and the ant was alcoholic , he was drunk all the time and finally monkey said : okey you slimy little bastard , now i have enough !!!!! And she..... |
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...masterrbated, and was spotted by a porrno dirrectorr and became a big hit. she was given money forr brreast implants, but one of them burrst... |
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...and this was right time to take her to hospital to city of ... |
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....to city of CIBOLA...where sun is shining in blue... |
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-waterr, killing all the fish and turrning them into half fish half ice crreme type crreaturres with no gils just big noses and then when you think they arre going to crroak it turrn into whales and eat otherr whales who in turrn eat otherr whales and then all whales arre gone and the whole way the sea has been worrking is disturrbed and soon otherr animals grrow legs and take to land forrceing humans to take to the sea and setting up an underrgrround networrk, and soon we all have gils and then starrt to melt and all eat each otherr and now the worrld is know as fish planet... |
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...but one fish survive , one fish that .... |
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