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offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 21:08 [#00688802]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker



diagnose me please....

haven't eaten for 3 whole days.
not hungry. bit tired. bit wobbly. thats all.

i've ruled out sars, and the plague.
don't want to see a doctor as he'll charge me $80 and give
me a strepsil.

thanks for your 'professional' guidance ...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-07 21:10 [#00688804]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



I think you have leprosy... please stay away from people,
and say good bye to your limbs!!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-05-07 21:11 [#00688805]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



You need some fish and potatoes and some hot choclate.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 21:14 [#00688808]
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i think i'd prefer the strepsil ;)


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-07 21:51 [#00688822]
Points: 836 Status: Regular



stop the drugs for a bit - they kill your appetite ;)
Here - get some ginseng tincture, and smoke a joint - your
appetite will come back lickety split.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-08 03:29 [#00689037]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to smokehammer: #00688802



it seems you have 3 options...
1 leeches
2 an enema
3 calpol...its for under 5's but its delicious any age!

(ps <4000 points, woot!)


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-08 03:30 [#00689039]
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calpol intro?
har-de-har-har!!!!!!

seriously, you got 3 days...

bye.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-08 03:33 [#00689042]
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How are your stools?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-08 04:07 [#00689072]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



-all i can pescribe is bedrest, anything else will be a
placebo.
-here do we get there placebos? mabey theres some in this
truck...*knocks over truck of killer bees, eats a bee*...im
cured! i mean, ow!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-08 05:00 [#00689110]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker



those ladyboys, man! They don´t keep clean cocks!


 


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