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smokehammer
from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 21:08 [#00688802]
Points: 1463 Status: Lurker
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diagnose me please....
haven't eaten for 3 whole days. not hungry. bit tired. bit wobbly. thats all.
i've ruled out sars, and the plague. don't want to see a doctor as he'll charge me $80 and give me a strepsil.
thanks for your 'professional' guidance ...
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-07 21:10 [#00688804]
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I think you have leprosy... please stay away from people, and say good bye to your limbs!!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-05-07 21:11 [#00688805]
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You need some fish and potatoes and some hot choclate.
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smokehammer
from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 21:14 [#00688808]
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i think i'd prefer the strepsil ;)
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catharsis
from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-07 21:51 [#00688822]
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stop the drugs for a bit - they kill your appetite ;) Here - get some ginseng tincture, and smoke a joint - your appetite will come back lickety split.
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-05-08 03:29 [#00689037]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to smokehammer: #00688802
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it seems you have 3 options... 1 leeches 2 an enema 3 calpol...its for under 5's but its delicious any age!
(ps <4000 points, woot!)
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-08 03:30 [#00689039]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker
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calpol intro? har-de-har-har!!!!!!
seriously, you got 3 days...
bye.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-08 03:33 [#00689042]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker | Followup to smokehammer: #00688802
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How are your stools?
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Bob Mcbob
on 2003-05-08 04:07 [#00689072]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular
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-all i can pescribe is bedrest, anything else will be a placebo.
-here do we get there placebos? mabey theres some in this truck...*knocks over truck of killer bees, eats a bee*...im cured! i mean, ow!
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-08 05:00 [#00689110]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker
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those ladyboys, man! They don´t keep clean cocks!
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