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What's the funniest reviews you can find? I was just browsing and found this person's reviews... you have to check this out... |
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dunno bout that, but on ebay, i've seen someones soul for sale, and an air guitar with a free plectrum. har |
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Man vs Machine, December 26, 1999 Reviewer: ringtail@hotmail.com (see more about me) from Knoxville I have been listening the self-titled Autechre CD, and I think I've figured out what its about. "Autechre" (LP5) is the story of a scientist who was near-fatally wounded in an accident at a secret government lab. Because his intellect was so important to the project, they rebuilt him as a robocop-style cyborg, enhancing his brain with alien computer technology. At first, he thinks this is pretty cool, as he is now capable of doing millions of calculations per second in his head, perfoming amazing feats of logic and deduction. He revels in this newfound power, as is evident in the funky sound of the first couple tracks (1: "acroyear2" and others). However, he soon finds that he is losing his humanity. The computerized parts of his brain are overriding any irrational or emotional decision. The Machine is slowly taking over, and the harder he fights it the harder it fights back. This results in a near-complete split of his mind into Man and Machine. In a moment of clearity (8: "corc") he realizes that he must defeat the Machine or be lost forever. He turns himself inward (9: "caliper remote"), and attempts to subvert the Machine, hacking his own brain to regaining control of his mind. The Machine fights back with its driving, relentless logic (10: "arch carrier"), leading to the final, epic battle. War is waged within his psyche (11: "drane2") as Man fights Machine to the bitter end. The mechanical bouncing machine noises combat the desperate yet vivacious background rhythms (is that a banjo playing Detroit house?) as a lonely trumpet sounds. His fragile brain is devastated by the battle, but in the end he emerges triumphant - a Pyrrhic victory. But does he truly win? The final, reversed note makes us wonder. Are the electroblips of the "secret" track 10 minutes later the sound of his mechanical mind being reactivated, sans humanity, by government scientists? |
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those reviews arent funny, they're dumb. Probably done by a 12 year old, or an american |
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my god you couldnt make that shit up could you? . the end result of too much phone texting and inbreeding "IF U HAVE NT SEEN IT AND THINK THAT IT LOOK GOOD THEN U SHOULD GO AND GET IT CUS IT IS." my gawd.... |
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Amazon reviews are great. I love their book reviews. |
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this thread made my day I just hope nobody finds the 2 or 3 reviews I made at amazon |
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this thread is off the chain. |
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damn phresh i was gonna say that! :) |
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haha, I've read one or two by you!! :) I've actually written 64 reviews... and I'm actually ranked!! I'm the 10694th best reviewer babee!!!! :) |
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hehe, I was just looking at some of my reviews, and I've definitely dished out the hyperbole when I've reviewed there... I think my average rating is like 5 stars... hehe... |
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i made the reviews...hence me being american. |
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well, thats just great javo |
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hehe... she likes her movies/music... except for maybe 10 items... I don't understand why she only gave "The Others" 3 stars... but on to the point... One of her funniest reviews, is the one for "", you can read it below... Anaconda (1997) DVD ~ Jennifer Lopez List Price: $14.95 Buy new: $13.46 You Save: $1.49 (10%) Usually ships in 24 hours 5 of 5 stars GOTTA C THIS MOVIE, February 28, 2003 I LOVE THIS MOVIE U JUST HAVE TO SEE IT. THE WHOLE SNAKE IN THE WATER THING HAD ME GOING. I WAS LIKE DANG THE SNAKE DOING ALL THAT TO EVERYBODY. IF IT WAS ME I COULDNT OF PLAYED IN THAT MOVI BEACUSE IM KIND OF SCARD OF SNAKES AND I WOULDNT OF BEEN SCARD EVEN THOUGH IT WAS FAKE. THIS MOVIE U GOTTA GO AND SEE IF U HAVENT. funny, wasn't it =) |
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oh damn, thats funny. The funniest part is, if you go to the "about erica" section she says she's in the 11th grade. WAY TO GO AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM! |
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Here is another gem. this girl erica is a frikkin poet. ** I Don't Wanna/Come Back ... [IMPORT] ~ Aaliyah Out of stock THIS IS A SAD SONG. February 23, 2003 I DONT WONNA BY THE BELOVED AALLIYAH IS REALLY SAD. I HAD DID THIS SONG IN SIGN LANGUAGE AND AT THE END I HAD CRIED BEACUESE SHE REALLY GONE AND I GUESS I REALLY DIDNT THINK BOUT IT BEACUSE IT DIDNT SEEM TRUE. NOW THATS SHE GONE ITS LIKE DAMN A NOTHER ONE WE'VE DONE LOST. IF U HAVENT HEARD THIS SONG THEN U SHOULD GO OUT AND GET IT. |
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I bet she gets straight A's in english class!! |
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