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the "nostalgia channel"- they play anything that is old and gives a feeling of nostalgia, such as whose the boss and transformers. the "pictures and sound don't match channel"- All of the sounds have a time lag of five hours relative to the pictures |
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all emergency broadcast test channel |
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reminds me of that conan o'brien bit the tony tempura channel |
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noel edmonds tv 24 hour non-stop swap shop followed by noel's house party. oh bliss. |
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The Porn Channel...! |
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Public Execution Television Everyday, one person is randomly selected to DIE, and they do a 23 hour documentary on their pathetic like and then kill them on the 24th hour... a different way each day. |
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The Enamel Channel: Continuous coverage of all things enamel. |
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random? can't i choose instead? |
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WatchPaintDryTV |
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we already have that, its called bbc1 |
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Well... I suppose they could get viewers to vote... but it'd be fun to just yank some guy off the street and chop his head off though. |
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good thing i don't get that channel, then |
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what sort of commercials would play to advertise to the target audience of Public Execution Television? hmm... "Hi this is Jim Procosnoz, and I'm here to tell you about... the exemption ticket! That's right, the exemption ticket! For a low low price of four thousand dollars, you can be one of the proud, rare and elite owners. With this ticket, you are exempt from the random executee selection process for ONE WHOLE MONTH! You can upgrade your ticket each month for ONLY HALF THE PRICE. That's right folks, only two thousand dollars. Be sure to buy yours today. Call now." the "simpsons" channel- nonstop simpsons |
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Ads for Rotten and Ogrish.com... and firearms and shit. And Dr. Phil. |
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what about a channel that is purely devoted to advertising advertisements? like commericals about other commericals? |
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Warp TV, run by David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Alex Rudderford and Chris Cunningham. |
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the "iron chef channel"- nonstop iron chef *drools |
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Aaah another great invention topic!! The "reality channel" This is a channel that send nothing else then the booring reality show about people running a tv channel , the "reality Channel" The "prank" channel A channel with the goal of fooling the easily fooled. The news are fake and the comercials are for products that isn't even real. Fantasy weather reports and very important but fake public anouncements and warnings. Many senior citizens love this channel , they haven't and never will find out the truth. The "plant channel" Each day you get to follow the lives of a couple of typical house plants. How much have they grown today? |
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the 70's crime programs that are on before cbbc channel ironside, murder she wrote, quincy, diagnosis murder, columbo.... |
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I think it would be nice to have a show, or even of whole channel, that was live and completely unscripted. Several people could be allowed onto a regular sitcom or movie set and be free to improvise whatever story they felt like at the time with no planning ahead. It would be pretty fun to watch if there were some imaginative people on it. |
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The "reality channel" will be a reality soon |
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A show about the people doing the show about the people doing the show? |
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The "Plant channel" can be like "the truman show" We will learn to love these plants like they where our own. Tv is amazing ! |
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in the uk there is a reality channel on cable tv |
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dvd extras channel - to save you forking out loads of cash for dvds only to find the extras are complete shit |
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the nature channel. i don't like it just sitting in the dark when listening to music, so i sometimes turn on the tv. it would be cool if for example there would be movies shown o that channel, for example 1 hour of an empty beach... or 1 hour just watching the sky. or maybe someone could record his aquariium with fishies in it. that would be cool expecially for saw II. i magine listening to grass and watching a movie where you see an endless grassy field in scotlad or anywhere else... |
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IDMTV...They play IDM videos all day, and if they can't think of any, they bring in random people from the street and force them to dance to it, even if it's some crazy shite like autechre, they just have to dance to it.... |
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"The Viking Channel" Vikings who go around the world in boats to rape and kill 24 hours a day . Sometimes its realtime and sometimes they show highligts (like when Svein Redworm killed four German tourists with one single swing of his axe) The comic effekt is amazing when surpriced people all over the world see angry and armed norse men charging towards them , 99% procent think its a joke or some sort of happening at first and start clapping their hands and cheering but soon they realise how wrong they are and run for their lives. They attack places where people are not likely to wear fire arms , churches and small villages is a popular target. On each boat is a reporter with his camera crew. The channel also has a daily weather report that is mainly covering the wind and sailing conditions , and on the mornings betwen 7-8 there's a heathen ceremony with human sacrifices and everything . The very lucrative channel is sponsored by the vikings pillaged goods! |
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"invent yer own" threads are a wonderful new artistic medium indeed. I plan to make at least two more fairly soon, and then later reply in all of them at the same time so they're all at the top of the messageboard. |
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When (... indeed, if) people start getting bored of the viking channel, they could pull people back into watching it by having themes during certain weeks... such as crossdressing viking week where they all do the same thing, but wearing lipstick and women's clothing... or lightsaber week, similar to this messageboard's lightsaber theme... vikings armed with light sabres... does entertainment get any better than that? It'd be equally entertaining really, regardless of whether they were real light sabres or fake toy ones, heh heh. |
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animal mating habits channel - for those who wanted to know all about the birds & the bees but were too afraid to ask! |
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the "i'm afraid i have some bad news" channel - nothing but the bleakest of news 24/7 - death, destruction, murder, mayhem, rape, mutilation, torture, economic collapse, major job cutbacks, crime-galore, cannibalism, fatal car accidents, genocide, war, pestilence, etc. etc. .. but oh wait, it's called FOX NEWS! haha! ... or any other newscast on any american tv network! |
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I welcome your "invent your own" threads with open arms! =) Yeah lightsabers! It will be like when you download patches and skinns to PC games , like you can have your character in QUAKE run around shooying in a ballerina dress. HEY!! theres a thought! Maybe in the future the media technology will be so advanced that you can download patches and stuff to your favorite movies and tv shows. Imagine Robert De Niro running around with a piece of cheese instead of a M-16 riffle in HEAT or all the characters in the good ol soap opera Dallas is replaced by afro american actors . And on your favorite sport event maybe you could replace all the athletes with elephants ? |
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*shooying=Shooting |
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