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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 10:21 [#00688070]
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the "nostalgia channel"- they play anything that is old and
gives a feeling of nostalgia, such as whose the boss and
transformers.

the "pictures and sound don't match channel"- All of the
sounds have a time lag of five hours relative to the
pictures


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-07 10:24 [#00688073]
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all emergency broadcast test channel


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-05-07 10:24 [#00688075]
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reminds me of that conan o'brien bit

the tony tempura channel


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-07 10:25 [#00688076]
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noel edmonds tv

24 hour non-stop swap shop followed by noel's house party.
oh bliss.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-05-07 10:27 [#00688082]
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The Porn Channel...!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-07 10:35 [#00688089]
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Public Execution Television

Everyday, one person is randomly selected to DIE, and they
do a 23 hour documentary on their pathetic like and then
kill them on the 24th hour... a different way each day.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 10:37 [#00688093]
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The Enamel Channel: Continuous coverage of all things
enamel.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-07 10:39 [#00688098]
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random? can't i choose instead?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-07 10:39 [#00688099]
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WatchPaintDryTV


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-07 10:40 [#00688100]
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we already have that, its called bbc1


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-07 10:41 [#00688103]
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Well... I suppose they could get viewers to vote... but it'd
be fun to just yank some guy off the street and chop his
head off though.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-07 10:41 [#00688105]
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good thing i don't get that channel, then


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 11:11 [#00688136]
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what sort of commercials would play to advertise to the
target audience of Public Execution Television? hmm... "Hi
this is Jim Procosnoz, and I'm here to tell you about... the
exemption ticket! That's right, the exemption ticket! For a
low low price of four thousand dollars, you can be one of
the proud, rare and elite owners. With this ticket, you are
exempt from the random executee selection process for ONE
WHOLE MONTH! You can upgrade your ticket each month for ONLY
HALF THE PRICE. That's right folks, only two thousand
dollars. Be sure to buy yours today. Call now."

the "simpsons" channel- nonstop simpsons


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-07 11:12 [#00688138]
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Ads for Rotten and Ogrish.com... and firearms and shit. And
Dr. Phil.


 

offline DiaZoHeXagoN from The city of angels (United States) on 2003-05-07 11:17 [#00688142]
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what about a channel that is purely devoted to advertising
advertisements?

like commericals about other commericals?


 

offline Komakino from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2003-05-07 11:17 [#00688143]
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Warp TV, run by David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Alex
Rudderford and Chris Cunningham.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 11:28 [#00688151]
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the "iron chef channel"- nonstop iron chef

*drools


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-07 12:10 [#00688206]
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Aaah another great invention topic!!

The "reality channel"

This is a channel that send nothing else then the booring
reality show about people running a tv channel , the
"reality Channel"

The "prank" channel

A channel with the goal of fooling the easily fooled. The
news are fake and the comercials are for products that isn't
even real. Fantasy weather reports and very important but
fake public anouncements and warnings. Many senior citizens
love this channel , they haven't and never will find out the
truth.

The "plant channel"

Each day you get to follow the lives of a couple of typical
house plants.
How much have they grown today?


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-07 12:32 [#00688222]
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the 70's crime programs that are on before cbbc channel

ironside, murder she wrote, quincy, diagnosis murder,
columbo....


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-05-07 13:00 [#00688253]
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I think it would be nice to have a show, or even of whole
channel, that was live and completely unscripted. Several
people could be allowed onto a regular sitcom or movie set
and be free to improvise whatever story they felt like at
the time with no planning ahead. It would be pretty fun to
watch if there were some imaginative people on it.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-05-07 13:10 [#00688272]
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The "reality channel" will be a reality soon


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-07 13:12 [#00688278]
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A show about the people doing the show about the people
doing the show?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-07 13:13 [#00688282]
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The "Plant channel" can be like "the truman show"
We will learn to love these plants like they where our own.
Tv is amazing !


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-05-07 13:34 [#00688308]
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in the uk there is a reality channel on cable tv


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 13:37 [#00688310]
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dvd extras channel - to save you forking out loads of cash
for dvds only to find the extras are complete shit


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-07 13:50 [#00688329]
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the nature channel.
i don't like it just sitting in the dark when listening to
music, so i sometimes turn on the tv.
it would be cool if for example there would be movies shown
o that channel, for example 1 hour of an empty beach...
or 1 hour just watching the sky.
or maybe someone could record his aquariium with fishies in
it.

that would be cool expecially for saw II. i magine listening
to grass and watching a movie where you see an endless
grassy field in scotlad or anywhere else...


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-05-07 13:57 [#00688342]
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IDMTV...They play IDM videos all day, and if they can't
think of any, they bring in random people from the street
and force them to dance to it, even if it's some crazy shite
like autechre, they just have to dance to it....


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-07 14:04 [#00688349]
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"The Viking Channel"

Vikings who go around the world in boats to rape and kill 24
hours a day .
Sometimes its realtime and sometimes they show highligts
(like when Svein Redworm killed four German tourists with
one single swing of his axe)
The comic effekt is amazing when surpriced people all over
the world see angry and armed norse men charging towards
them , 99% procent think its a joke or some sort of
happening at first and start clapping their hands and
cheering but soon they realise how wrong they are and run
for their lives.
They attack places where people are not likely to wear fire
arms , churches and small villages is a popular target.
On each boat is a reporter with his camera crew.
The channel also has a daily weather report that is mainly
covering the wind and sailing conditions , and on the
mornings betwen 7-8 there's a heathen ceremony with human
sacrifices and everything .

The very lucrative channel is sponsored by the vikings
pillaged goods!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 14:22 [#00688375]
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"invent yer own" threads are a wonderful new artistic medium
indeed. I plan to make at least two more fairly soon, and
then later reply in all of them at the same time so they're
all at the top of the messageboard.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-07 14:50 [#00688426]
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When (... indeed, if) people start getting bored of
the viking channel, they could pull people back into
watching it by having themes during certain weeks... such as
crossdressing viking week where they all do the same thing,
but wearing lipstick and women's clothing... or lightsaber
week, similar to this messageboard's lightsaber theme...
vikings armed with light sabres... does entertainment get
any better than that? It'd be equally entertaining really,
regardless of whether they were real light sabres or fake
toy ones, heh heh.


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-05-07 14:53 [#00688427]
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animal mating habits channel - for those who wanted to know
all about the birds & the bees but were too afraid to ask!


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-05-07 15:03 [#00688435]
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the "i'm afraid i have some bad news" channel - nothing but
the bleakest of news 24/7 - death, destruction, murder,
mayhem, rape, mutilation, torture, economic collapse, major
job cutbacks, crime-galore, cannibalism, fatal car
accidents, genocide, war, pestilence, etc. etc.

.. but oh wait, it's called FOX NEWS! haha! ... or any other
newscast on any american tv network!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-07 15:03 [#00688436]
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I welcome your "invent your own" threads with open arms! =)

Yeah lightsabers!

It will be like when you download patches and skinns to PC
games , like you can have your character in QUAKE run around
shooying in a ballerina dress.

HEY!! theres a thought!
Maybe in the future the media technology will be so advanced
that you can download patches and stuff to your favorite
movies and tv shows.
Imagine Robert De Niro running around with a piece of cheese
instead of a M-16 riffle in HEAT or all the characters in
the good ol soap opera Dallas is replaced by afro american
actors .
And on your favorite sport event maybe you could replace all
the athletes with elephants ?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-07 15:04 [#00688437]
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*shooying=Shooting


 


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