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offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-03 13:56 [#00682766]
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what's your favorite?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-05-03 13:59 [#00682768]
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Whats better then a dead skyfarmer?

Well Ice Cream for example....


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-03 14:01 [#00682770]
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What's better than a living skyfarmer?

Catching AIDS


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-03 14:02 [#00682771]
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Why do dead skyfarmers have a soft sport in their heads? So
you can pick them up five at a time.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-03 14:04 [#00682774]
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How do you stop Skyfarmer from choking?

Take your dick out of his mouth.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-03 14:06 [#00682777]
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What's the difference between a dead skyfarmer and an
onion?

You don't cry when you chop up a dead skyfarmer.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-03 14:09 [#00682782]
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how many mods does it take to ban a skyfarmer?

1, so get on with it


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-03 14:23 [#00682790]
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how many dead skyfarmers does it take to farm the sky?
5..
1 to string up in the air like a marionette wielding
"skyfarming" tools
and and 4 to grind up and blast into the air as sky
fertilizer.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-03 14:32 [#00682794]
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wow

that was cold

>=)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-03 14:45 [#00682801]
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Hehehe yeah well he won't mind. He likes it when people talk
about him.

If he starts a "101 uses for a dead titsworth" thread I'll
post in that one too. ^_^


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2003-05-03 14:47 [#00682802]
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Whats the difference between Skyfarmer and a bag of dead
babies?

I don't have Skyfarmer sitting in my garage.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-03 14:48 [#00682805]
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YOU MEAN HE GOT LOOSE AGAIN!?!?


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-03 15:45 [#00682859]
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now this topic is the worst i've ever seen on this
messageboard... fucking vultures, you are the ones
acting like trolls now.

if you were to attack someone you consider to be your enemy,
you would not only kill him but also have sex with his dead
corpse and humiliate him by other ways?

what has he done of so grievous?? i don't think anyone on
this board deserves that, even the people i hate the most on
this mb.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-03 15:46 [#00682861]
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(maybe i'm a bit overreacting here... but wtf.)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-03 15:47 [#00682864]
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Oh relax uzzie. Tits posted this because sky's been gunning
for his woman. But sky can take as good as he gives.

He is... how you say... a sociopath? No feelings. Except he
enjoys a good laugh. Kick him in the nuts; he says it
tickles.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-03 15:49 [#00682866]
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uzim, reality check.... read "Lux"'s messages. of course, it
helps if you have context for them.. and know who he's
referring to and know better than to think he's just
kidding.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-03 15:50 [#00682867]
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Hmmm, I agree. Now he's been a pain in the butt at times,
but this is lame. Although it's true he's probably getting a
kick out of this, but do you really want to give him any
more attention? You're egging him on.

Hey Titsy
| ;-)
V



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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-03 15:50 [#00682869]
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Uzim, how do you write small?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-05-03 15:51 [#00682870]
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he puts his penis on the keyboard to press each letter


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-03 15:52 [#00682871]
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He'll be banned at the slightest slip-up, by me... or you
can ask Phob to jettison his ass now.

But we're stuck with him, really... I mean, what can you do?
We've done everything.


 


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