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I saw this guy once he was WELL FAt i mean seriously he probbably was like, a really big fatty guy, and he had like loads of pies and cakes, and like cakes and stuff in his bag, im guesssssing thiss because fatty men likes pies innit yeah? alright so I bought a few and sold them on eBay what are you lookeing at? He wass so fat I was like mUmummumy why is that fat guys SUCh a pORker innit cause He likes to Munch On The Pies and nads and she was Like NAaaah I aint ya muum or your dannnn leave it alright...:'; Its what happenened alright? |
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yeah your a fat man, i've seen you |
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He has a charming turn of phrase, don't you think? |
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this is how every british guy ive ever met talks... |
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a truly stirring tale |
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ARSE MY KISS |
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Quality fucking genius. It's like overhearing a conversation in the pub. |
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I don't think i can keep up with his wackeeee sense of humour. Was he fat or not? |
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yeah mate he was well fatty, like dannn_ was trying to say he was fat and his mum didnt believe him yeah but innit he was fat and he liked pies and cakes and stuff that makes you really fat and dannn_ likes fat people cos he does though and i dunno why? |
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at last! Richard D. James, ladies and gentlemen! |
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Is this him? |
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is innit going to be your catchphrase? Because i think it could catch on. |
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You need to watch british TV |
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that sounds like the kind of thing george dawes (on shooting stars, a british comedy show) would say. |
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innit |
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No that pictures not him he was more of FattT man but with more Ears on his faCE and HANDS but less of a repLUSusive odour more of a bankmanager or EXECtutive kind ov vibe |
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yeah for real innit |
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hey dannn_ is that your mum your talkin about? |
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ears on his face and hands?!?! |
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No but I seen ya mama! |
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ears on your hANDS means you can hearr around corners for donkeys running at yuo |
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Fuck these fucking 12 year old wankers spouting braindead shite. FUCKING GROW UP YOU CUNTS. I can't fucking stand it. I'm off home. |
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why not have eyes there, too? then you could ascertain the SIZE of said donkey |
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Is the stench of your own too much Bill? |
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finally a good thread! It's been so long since I've read a good thread... I'll ask again, are you "dannn" from www.mp3.com/dannn ? Please do one of the following things: 1) lie and say you are said dannn, even though you're not 2) ignore me 3) lie and say you are not said dannn, even though you are 4) fling feces |
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Critics are not free from being criticized. |
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i like Dannn_ |
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rofl, this is a hilarious thread!! |
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drugs are bad mmkay... (drug pie too...) |
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You know what?? I.... have never seen a fat man, come to think of it. What do they look like?? |
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just look for a lot of cakes and pies!!! |
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what a great response to phobia's plea for more intelligent posting. i hope you all die in bizarre gardening acidents. |
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nod, and it seems you're doing your part to make Phobiazero proud... with all your "witty" responses and all... |
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how clever of you to justify your own pathetic response by responding to my response to your response. idiot. |
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im pretty shocked this thread has lasted as long as it has, its pretty offensive and an insult to my mouse which has been forced to click on the thread in the 1st place... |
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back at ya cool guy!! |
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yeah i saw a fat man i have seen lots of fat men have you seen fat men? |
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Yeah I hate fatties. Undiscliped fatsos gutsing themselves studid! |
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deja vu |
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i stirred in 6 whole packets and it only turned a mild pink. not grey like the box said. |
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This thread sucks, thank you eabliONK for bringing it to my attention with a well timedbump. I'm a scrawny little bugger, but anyway. *flush |
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