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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:18 [#00677229]
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Let's improve everybody's language.
Share your favourite expressions!

example:
"Steady as a rock" - Really steady.

["expression"] - [meaning]


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-29 19:21 [#00677231]
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"Useless as a nuns cunt!" - really useless.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:23 [#00677233]
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hehe... that was a good one.
Can't use that one in church though...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:24 [#00677235]
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I mean the last thing a nun would need is to be reminded of
her celibacy...


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-04-29 19:24 [#00677237]
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"The fucking you get, will be worse than the fucking you
GOT"

Getting a girl pregnant =)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-29 19:26 [#00677241]
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"The hole is of greater value than the dirt that comes out
of it" - this has more meanings the more you think about it


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:27 [#00677242]
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who is that girl in your avatar that you sometimes brings
back to life?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:28 [#00677243]
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Easy as pie - Very easy.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-29 19:28 [#00677244]
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Ellen Feiss


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:30 [#00677247]
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cool. I watched her tell her story three times. Bummer...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-29 19:32 [#00677250]
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beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 19:32 [#00677251]
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"Bourneville boulevard" n. Arse; fudge tunnel. Used to
denote homosexuality, as in: ?I believe he strolls down the
Bourneville boulevard?.

I didn't invent this so don't start calling me a homophobe
etc.......



 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-29 19:34 [#00677253]
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Explain please. Or I get a new obsession out of nowhere.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:35 [#00677256]
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hehe... that girl's got something...
Now I've watched it six times... How did you get the clever
idea of making her a part of you (fleetmouse)- by
letting her sit in your avatar?
Also, I liked it when you had the avatar with her head + the
bunny ears.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-29 19:36 [#00677259]
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what's also cool is that she looks (and acts) kinda
drugged...


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 19:36 [#00677260]
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"bum crumbs" n. Kling-ons (qv) which have ceased to kling.
Usually found in the bed or in the gusset of the trollies
(qv)., also known as arse cress..


 

offline Komakino from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2003-04-29 19:39 [#00677264]
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'Thats been there since Christ left Kilmarnock' = thats been
there for fucking ages


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-29 19:40 [#00677266]
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Heeheee, I think I found your source.

Lots of interesting figures of speech. I like the term
"mapatasi".


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-29 19:41 [#00677267]
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"That's a pot call in the kettle black" - Indication of
self-contradiction (or hypocrisy)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-29 19:41 [#00677268]
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Explain what? About Ellen Feiss? About the usefulness of
holes? Actually, now that I think of it... :-)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 19:47 [#00677272]
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It's from here really . I've got a few published in
there, I'm a published writer!!

You can submit ideas on the site and they're released in a
hard back version.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 19:50 [#00677273]
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mapatasi! I like 'wizards sleeve' and 'mouses ear' for that
bit.


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-29 20:01 [#00677279]
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What does it all to do with the usefulness of Ellen's
holes?! Man whatever you're up to, I like it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-29 20:38 [#00677337]
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You'd like Maledicta. The editor has been to Gaol.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 20:39 [#00677340]
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Cheers!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-29 20:44 [#00677351]
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I don't like expressions. They replicate memetically. I like
trying to form new phrases that fit situation best from
carefully chosen word units.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 20:45 [#00677353]
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ok, give us a few w M w..............


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-29 20:49 [#00677358]
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ex. "snarfu kanchi butopikagen"
*looks dignified
*waits for everyone else to become envious


 

offline PigeonSt from Detroit on 2003-04-29 20:53 [#00677361]
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"it went over like shit on bread" - it didn't go over very
well


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-29 20:56 [#00677365]
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Genius!!!

I think people should use the word a bit more, the epitome
of thinking should be awarded to alot mare people than it is
at the moment.

Well done w M w.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-04-29 20:57 [#00677366]
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"Kick Rocks!" - Get the fuck outta here


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-04-29 20:59 [#00677369]
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i just say stuff that doesn't make any sense, like
"dick-suckin' johnson".... usually when i don't feel like
answering a question a few fake names or expressions will
pop up as diversions


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-29 21:01 [#00677374]
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well i'll be: i can't believe what you're telling me
ey law: my goodness
how 'bout ch'ya: how are you
let's head to the house: im going home
im wore out: im tired
blame!: damn!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-04-29 21:03 [#00677378]
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also,

mess: unit

would ya like to take home a mess of beans to your momma?

means.. would you like to take home a certain abount of
beans to your mother



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-29 21:12 [#00677386]
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"goin' off like a frog in a sock!' - going mental or
whatever.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-04-30 00:24 [#00677574]
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"jumpin' jesus on a bmx!" - holy shit!


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-04-30 00:24 [#00677576]
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"drier than a popcorn fart" - that cake wasn't moist.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-30 00:26 [#00677578]
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"barkin' spiders" - fart

"you calm yo azz down right now, you soundin' like mah old
lady Judy" - like, chill out, dude


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-30 00:30 [#00677579]
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i love that one :D



 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-04-30 00:32 [#00677580]
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"damn, bitch, you STUPID fly. lemme pull up ta dat bumpa and
smack dat monkey." - you are beautiful. i would like to make
love to you.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-04-30 00:33 [#00677581]
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"hey, let me hold some ends. i'll hit ya back on tha first,
my brotha." - may i borrow some money?


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-04-30 00:36 [#00677582]
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"drop dem nikes offa yo ass 'fore i BLAST you, muthafucka!"
- i admire your fashionable running shoes.


 

offline merg from The New New York (Berlin) (Germany) on 2003-04-30 02:02 [#00677629]
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Also known as the Marmite Motorway

(Ditto)


 

offline rzezniq from gorzow (Poland) on 2003-04-30 02:59 [#00677706]
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"eat my shit" - fuck you


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-04-30 03:31 [#00677736]
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ambsace you are a funny motherfucker

I say "jesus christ on a cross/carousel/pony" way too much.
it means nothing at all as far as I can tell



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-30 05:12 [#00677852]
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"damn breeder(s)" - something you tell straight people who
are controlled by their horniness, and that irritates you.
I think that was the correct explanation.


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-04-30 05:22 [#00677862]
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double mint

mint = good

double = extra or really

i think 'double' is a local thing, as in 'double good' or
'double scary'


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-30 05:25 [#00677867]
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hehe.. yeah


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-04-30 05:43 [#00677876]
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"They have voices as if they were run over by a
truck.....fuckers
"

This original expression was as far as I know invented by
eXXailon,
in the topic "Nelly Fans".

eXXalion used it to describe Ja Rule's and Nelly's voices.
And that's what the expression means; someone (in this
example--some people) who has a terrible (and annoying)
voice.
the extra added "fuckers" shows you really means it,
and/or that you don't care much about them (the persons
behind the voices) as persons either.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2003-04-30 06:16 [#00677908]
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"good times", self explainitory. I use it at least 30 times
a day.


 


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