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offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-04-24 05:04 [#00666276]
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Q: How many Soundmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - Soundmen don't do lights.

Two irishmen are standing on a beach looking out over the
Atlantic Ocean.

One says to the other: "Boy, that's a lot of water!"

The other replies: "Yeah, and that's just the top!"

Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe
revolves around his ass.



 

offline lizardfister from rainy manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-24 05:09 [#00666286]
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terrible.

Q. when does saddam have his dinner?

A. when tariq aziz.

 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-24 05:12 [#00666292]
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Why did Aphex cross the road?
He was sampling the sound of traffic.

 

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