HOw toof ead yore cat | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (2)
big
belb
...and 138 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614862
Today 28
Topics 127593
  
 
Messageboard index
HOw toof ead yore cat
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 15:12 [#00660329]
Points: 21486 Status: Regular



STeP ONE: Get ap late. It cna be a BIG plate or a smalll
plsate, but mak esure that it si a plate and not a
bowl.

STEPED TOODLE:: GET SOMe "CAtfud". It can be orange tasted
or bannana, but make sure that label says "CATFUD) (this is
the cat' sfavti e kind of fud

STEPTH THEE# PUT THE CATfud (see dirsection 2) and poot it
on the PLSATE (SEE THE dtiorction number 1 plaese).
THIAS is the hardist stepg so pleesbe caution.

dirsection 40 feedth the catfud to the cat.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:13 [#00660331]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



pelase dno't do tath, gezt me al cnofuzd


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 15:17 [#00660339]
Points: 21486 Status: Regular



Here is a fan mail I reseevd from nlogax:

"pelase dno't do tath, gezt me al cnofuzd"

Thansk for reading my direktions and for yor deefback. I
love to tok wifth my fans so plees rite to me pleese


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-20 15:17 [#00660340]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



somehow a uranium isotope got in your cat's food and you had
nothing else to eat, so you ate dinner with your cat.

so it seems.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:19 [#00660344]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #00660339



i lurve beefback


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-20 15:20 [#00660346]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to w M w: #00660329



You're no delet, w M w...

;)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 15:20 [#00660347]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



Rabbit is the new cat.


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-20 15:20 [#00660348]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



meow!


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-20 15:21 [#00660350]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



You sure I don't need a smojphace to feed da cat?


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-20 15:22 [#00660354]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



why a plate and not a bowl, meow?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 15:23 [#00660355]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00660348



You really must stop using those anime avatars, because they
make me want to fuck you.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-20 15:23 [#00660357]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to fleetmouse: #00660347



PANCAEK RABBIT!

:D


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 15:25 [#00660360]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to DaWeeze: #00660357



YAEWLLOWOW THSINGH!!!!!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-20 15:26 [#00660361]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to fleetmouse: #00660360



They're eyebrows...fashionable eyebrows.

;)


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-04-20 15:27 [#00660363]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



id int have keat....but i fed me,.and dwg an i leik tehe
DANC


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-20 15:28 [#00660365]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



Is that E.T. just after he got raped?


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-04-20 15:29 [#00660367]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



wo y gona cal2? GOTS BUTERS


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-04-20 15:30 [#00660369]
Points: 2796 Status: Addict



GOATSE.CX BUSTERS


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:30 [#00660371]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



poot a sok in it


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 15:39 [#00660403]
Points: 21486 Status: Regular



I wont betre commants plees. thes aren't not werth seeing.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:41 [#00660408]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #00660403



to be plurflectly honst, dis' getng 2 cumplictaaed - ma
brane is flullie ovrload'd


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-20 15:47 [#00660416]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



Actually, my cat, Stimpy, is pretty tough. He's has a notch
is his ear after being in a lot of fights. He just recently
overcame a tapeworm and a kidney infection as well. He's a
brawny boo!

:)


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:49 [#00660425]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to DaWeeze: #00660416



mine has only got one kidney, and thus he only has one
testicle - fuckin' freak.

very rare though, one-kidneyed-cats


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-20 15:51 [#00660430]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to nlogax: #00660425



Not really...He only has one as well.

And he has no testicles. He was neutered long ago.

:o


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:54 [#00660436]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to DaWeeze: #00660430



no way! yours only have one kidney too? my vet said it was
very rare.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-20 16:00 [#00660456]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



Hey, is it possible that you both are one
schizophrenic person?


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 16:03 [#00660463]
Points: 478 Status: Addict



I olve yuo wWw


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 16:04 [#00660466]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to Polynomial-C: #00660456



You probably shouldn't rule out that possibility no :)


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 16:05 [#00660469]
Points: 478 Status: Addict | Followup to nlogax: #00660436



SEL ITt ON EBLAY!!!


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 16:07 [#00660477]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to LuxExTenebris: #00660469



ah ah ah, sey, i vil - or start a frikshov


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-20 16:21 [#00660512]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to nlogax: #00660436



I didn't know about it either, until last week at the vet...


 


Messageboard index