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I've recently gone on a seafood diet...that is, I see food, and then I eat it. Let's post some jokes :) |
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why is the sand always fucking wet, sizzlechest? cos the seaweed, jerky! |
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I really do like seafood. I should move to Jersey... Prawns, Crabs, Samon (esp. wild samon or raw salmon and vodka), Seaweed, Sushi, haddock, cod. I love it all. |
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Errrm.. I eat Fish 'n' Chips weekly! Mmmm Good shark! |
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lol, keyfumbler :) I'm not a big fan of seafood, although I do like calamari, mmm mmm! |
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whats brown and sticky? a stick! |
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........................................OH GET OUT!! j/king |
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How fast does a happy car go? One hundred smiles an hour!! |
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Why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed ! |
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What is the most self-centred type of sea creature? A shell fish |
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what do you call a french sandal? Phillipe Fallop |
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Worst joke ever = What did one ball say to the other ball? Seeya round... |
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There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An angel hears his plea and appears to him. "Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." The man implores the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. The angel reappears and informs the man that God has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. Soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the Gates of Heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter seeing the suitcase says, "Hold on, you can't bring that in here!" But, the man explains to St. Peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the Lord. Sure enough, St. Peter checks and comes back saying, "You're right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through." St. Peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "You brought pavement?!!!" |
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i've seen a movie titled "seafood"-i dont know the japanese name ... it was really nice-about a guy obssesed with seafood who meets a prostitue and he starts lecturing to her about the seafood-this is about it :) |
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happy ending? |
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i think it was something in between :) the whole movie is pretty melancholic and dramatic, but there are some hilarious scenes... i love japanes films!!! :) |
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I'm a sucker for calamari too. One of my favourite "easy" dishes is a large jacket potato filled with all manner of seafood (prawns, calamari, oysters and muscles) in sour cream and heavily salted. Expensive for what it is, but delicious. |
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why does rupert the bear wear chequered trousers? cos he's a twat. where does saddam hussain keep his cds?in iraq(a rack) |
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knock-knock who's there interrupting cow interrupting c"MOOOOOOO" |
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Dont get mercury poisoning. Eat a large variety of fish. |
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what red and shrinks a blindman reading a cheesegrater |
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loadin up on omega 3 |
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YARRRR, I'm mad at you YARRRR |
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