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make your top 5 of smelly and/or awful looking human goo: 1. a week old smell of sweat 2. a sick egg fart 3. a thick and crusty pick of snot with a gooey bit attached to it 4. Smelly feet, unwashed and wrapped in thick socks for weeks during humid and hot weather. 5. a thick plaque of vomit with bits of carrot still visible 6. the 'orrible death breath! Don't let 'em get near you! |
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looks like you got 'em all |
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a sick egg fart hehehe thats almost as bad as a lethal cabbage fart |
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when you're not able to wash your ahem manhood for a week |
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my spew 0303 my spew 0103 my spew 1202 my spew 1002 my spew 0902 |
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when would you be not able? |
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the shit coming out of my toe i think it's infected again they're like bloody boogers but they smell awful |
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yeah really, wtf? |
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I know an insane man, and his breath smells like an open grave filled with cigarette butts. I keep waiting for him to cough out a big raw strip of rotting meat breaded with cigarette ash like a chicken strip. Yeah, the death breath is pretty bad. |
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when you get a nose bleed and it sets inside your nose and its all red and hard... |
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inside my bellybutton gets fucking rank |
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sweaty arses |
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i. old sex smell, like from the night before...... i know a lot of gross peeps who come to work like that. TAKE A MOTHER FUCKING SHOWER YOU YUCKYBASTARDSKJSH;OFE;EWG;QTRE!! ii. vomit iii. pee-pee after eating asparagus. iv. dirty undies. get them the fuck away from me(worse if the person has been working out) v. teeth, that have a huge fucking cavities. that kind of rot.. it should be illegal. |
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scrapings from a cast that's been on someones arm for weeks (i.e. a bunch of dead skin similar to the belly button thing pointed out by WeaklingChild.) |
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Ive never experienced any rankness with my bellybutton. Its so clean and cute. |
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old muff is pretty bad. i keep telling yo momma that it aint supposed to go "crunch." |
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I've done some really awesome vomits the best (and i think ...no not wquite the latest) was at the last ministry rave where i took a bunch of bad drugs and vomited out of the 2nd story window (below me was an off limits area - no one was there) from the drum n bass room. last weekend i drank a fucking shitload for about 15 hours and only had a tiny spoew but that was only coz i ended the night off with a bunch of tequilla after drinking beer for ages..... I'd say bad breath is the worst! |
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hey, tonight i did the most disgusting thing i have ever done.......i cleaned out a shitty bedpan. FOR FREE! i am doing this clinical testing to get my nursing assistant certification at a nursing home, and let me just say, shit smells more and more rancid the closer you get to death. |
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EURGH! |
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yeah, that is what i said |
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what the fuck is a bedpan? |
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When someone shoots a stinger at your head at point blank range and a fat arterial spray heads north from your neck rivalling the fountains of babylon...that looks a bit yucky |
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How about old old old semen. That'd be pretty off. |
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what a stinky topic is this? ;) |
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I actually have almost no sense of smell whatsoever so I rarely get bothered by bad stinks. I can smell something only if it's really strong. It's not a big loss, as far as I can tell... |
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apendice colon bladder/kidneys stomach (after a night on the town) any of these whilst decomposing. oh and my brothers "poo breath" (no he doesnt eat poo) lots more really....i feel sick now |
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this friend has really large ear rings and if he rubs his fingers on his ear hole it absolutely stinks of the most evil stench belivable...it gives me vomit spasms... |
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yeap that about sums it up |
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yeah, has anyone else noticed what asparagus does to your piss! |
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a bedpan is what is used to allow a bedridden person who otherwise cannot make it onto a commode (portable toilet thing) or into the bathroom to have a beautiful moment (bowel movement). its a slanted little pan that you slide underneath a person. |
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you don't even wanna know, corrupted-girl.. but then again, maybe you do :þ |
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I don't know if it's been mentioned so far (can't be arsed to read the entire thread) but I'm not too fond of diarrhoea myself, actually. Perhaps that should be added to your list, X-tomatic. |
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Trust X-tomatic to start a topic like this. Lol. |
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Trust DUBturbo. Lol. |
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DUBTURBO? What is that, anyway? |
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