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I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. |
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Like a fake shark's dorsal fin? |
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Rhubear suits are more fun... |
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Yup. I dont think the fake shark's fin would be as fun at parties though. :/ |
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i prefer the POOP STAINED JACKET |
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Also... If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. |
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I like roasted duck but not when they put that gay orange sauce on it. Meat and orange sauce doesn't mix. |
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lol |
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but getting back to sharks... I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that. |
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And inside Johnny Combat? |
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one last note. If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them |
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deep thoughts : by jack handy |
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