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OK, so yeasterday I called in sick to work and say around my house and played video games. I'm not usually a huge slacker and I though I deserved a mental health day. Around 5:00 I got a call from a friend who had some ecstacy they were trying to get rid of. I had just got paid so I figured I'd pick up a few pills either for a rainy day or maybe to give to some friends who are more ito that (I hadn't done any in about 2 years). Well, at around 6 o'clock I pich them up and head over to epohs house. I decided to cut one in half and eat it. We crack open a bottle of champagne and play with his cat for a while. I started feeling it within about 15 minutes. I don't know if it was because I hadn't done any in so long or if it was because they were choice pills, but i was feeling it. So we head back to my place and I am fucked up.. I pick some flowers in my yard and go inside and play with my dog and flop around like a retard and try not to get eaten by the couch. There antics go on and on for a few hours and I decide to eat the other half of the pill as some guests start to arrive. The next 4 or 5 hours are pretty mellow. I was just kinda floating around trying to be a good guest, emptying ashtrays.. getting people beer.. being a nice guy. Around 1 o'clock everyone leaves except epohs, he crashes out on the couch in the livingroom and I collapse on the futon in my 'media room' (gaming consoles, video equipment, digital projector, etc). I was a little restelss at fist so I put in Orbus Terrarum to lull me gently into dreamland. It worked and before I knew it I was out like a light. I woke up this morning around 10 and started getting ready for work and straightening up the house a little. So I get out of the shower and I go back into the room I slept in to get my socks, which were scooted off my feet sometime in the middle of the night, piled beside the stereo components and whatnot. Then I noticed something. My disc tray for my dvd player was open.. I had played my orb cd in tha |
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that same dvd player as I slept. but now there was no cd and the tray was just... open. I stared at it.. then it allll came back to me. Sometime in the middle of the night, I woke up, ejected the cd, left the disc tray open, then proceeded to urinate into my dvd player. This was a full on, middle of the night gusher too.. I remember it perfectly. It made perfect sense as it was happening. I can remember thinking, "well.. time to pee.. better open up my dvd player and go in there." I even turned the light on in my room so I wouldn't miss. I distinctly remember trying to fill up the dip where the disc rests.. which is absurd because of the large opening at the bottom of the tray. Needles to say, there was a mess. My dvd players disc tray has a small pool of urine in it, there is a large wet stain just underneath, my gamecube and its controllers, along with my stereo components and such are all covered with pee sprinkles. This is without a doubt, the most fucked up, weird thing I have ever, ever done.. I haven't tested to see if my dvd player works still.. and I barely cleaned up the mess before I came into work. My god.. Well, that's what I did last night. Quite embarassing really. But I figured I'd let you guys know.. I still have another pill left too.. hmm.. |
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LOL! that's fucking wierd! |
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HAHAHAHAH! |
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"HAHAHAHAH!"-Ctrl Alt Del ditto. |
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lol quality post :) same thing tomorrow night then? |
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haha omg this reminds me... as some of you know i got a bunk bed. my working place, pc and stuff, stands underneath it. imagine what can happen when you fall asleep in this bed REALLY drunk ... i won`t go into further detail ;) |
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hahahahahhahah! |
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i can imagine that it would hurt |
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hahahah oh dude! |
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you should submit that somewhere |
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Tomorrow night? No way dude.. tonight! hahah.. |
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Happy cleaning... |
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º º O !!!!! |
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sounds spectacular :) like, it's so obvious; of course you had to go in your dvd-player, it was the most natural thing in the world. |
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hey i`m so happy my fucking monitor didn`t went to hell of course my mouse, keyboard and other stuff, well, where "recycled" |
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crocomire.. your avatar disturbs me |
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yeah, skank-avatar, harr harr |
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Man... I LOVE ''media rooms'', but I don't want to go anywhere near yours. Cripes ah-mighty! |
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/me sings "last night" by The Strokes* laaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssst niiiiiiiighhhhhtttttttttttt!! he piiiiiiissssseeeeeeeddddddddddd, in his dee-vee-deeeee plaaaayyyyyyy-errrrrrr! |
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I can remember epohs taking a particularly faggy picture of me in the midst of my weirdness... and him saying "Orpheks is gonna love this one" haha.. it's funny how people from the board end up in real life conversations just like any other friend. Just like how many of you are going to relate this story to someone else and talk about me like you know me personally.. "This guy I know pissed on his dvd player" or something like that.. heh.. Anyhow, I plan on doing some serious cleaning and disinfecting when I get home. |
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LOL! ohhhhh man.. |
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That sounds more like a sleepwalking thing than a drug thing. Unless you had a lot of alcahol that night. |
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I had a few glasses of wine and 1 beer before I went to bed. I guess looking back on it that was a bad idea. |
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When will we get to see the picture? ;-) |
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Definitely, I now know a guy who peed in his DVD player and people are going to hear about it. And honest to God, I just ejected my CD tray to take a CD-R out and I thought of your penis. ... ... So... yeah. |
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probably never ever never ever... |
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hahah.. oh damn. well, im off work now. see you guys later. thanks for listening. |
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o rrite |
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Well, this is one for the books, huh? Hahaha :-p That's a great story! I wonder if the warranty of all your machines covers this sort of thing? "Well it didn't say in the manual i couldn't pee on it..." |
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Grow up, George! The manual CLEARLY states that you shouldn't get liquids on it! Leaving a big dump on the tray is fine, but peeing... that's just stupid. |
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LMAO! that's a classic |
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hahah you are a hero pomme, truly a hero :D i once thought i was spiderman |
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BWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking crazy! :D |
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update: the dvd player still works. |
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thats good |
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probably works better!! |
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man, I gotta take a piss right now! Any particular appliance I should tackle? |
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toaster! |
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ahhhh... electric fence! |
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like Raab Himself! |
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underware bungee |
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hahahaa it was all bloody |
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Update: Hey guys, were my pupils dialated? |
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pomme: fucking nerd |
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good work pomme |
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your pupils morph in that pic you are really cute by the way .. aww |
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I remember back to one of the first times I ever got drunk, We were going to drive to narellan near where I live, which is about 2 hours drive, I decided that I wanted to be drunk when I turned up at the door, but we had to store the alcahol in the boot of the car because we decided to fit everyone into the one car to conserve fuel, so when I got there I decided to make up for it by skulling 4 bourbon and cola's, which was fine, then when I entered the house, I spotted vodka jelly shots!, I had about 10 of them, and then I continued to drink more bourboun and cola until things became hazy,... the next thing I remember I was on the floor, with the only thought going through my head being "this is a really nice carpet, I think I'll go and vomit outside" which I did in the front yard, then I was all off a sudden in the backyard, then inside the house in an area I hadn't been, then I was in the car on the way home, eating macdonald's... yesire that was one fucked up night, yet, for some reason I remember having fun,... go figure |
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sounds like 75% of my nights in college. :) |
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yeah, all this happened when I was living on campus at the local university |
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