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If you won an Oscar(R), what would your speech be about? More like, if you had a chance to tell the whole world something (today) what would you say?... |
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Thank you and fuck you all. :) |
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A speech about Xltronic and how important it is that people send in their donations today! |
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good idea. coming to think about it, I haven't made a donation yet myself... maybe it's time to do so. |
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i'd be original by thanking my mom |
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I'd get up there and thank all the required people, and the Academy, and my agent, and my cat... because I don't want to be blacklisted, I want to be able to afford my underground grotto, East and West coast mansions, Hummers, etc. |
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true true true. your cat is a powerful creature. Might look cute in daytime. But when you're a sleep it's a beast. |
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I'd tell them i'd planted a bomb under certain chairs, and we all had 40 seconds to live |
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or maybe you sleep in daytime? aw I don't know. Blacklisting is a horrible thing anyway... |
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I'd say: "My hormones are too way out of control to be dealing with this!" "A Scotsman giving a Welsh boy an award, I can't believe it." "To everybody in Cardiff, South Wales - I love you." |
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I think I'd accept the award naked anyway. Nudity rules. |
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I'd keep it real like michael moore and mention the war. |
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if michael moore was for real, he wouldn't attend the oscars at all! |
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why not? |
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my speech would sound like: thanx....but I don't really think you can have olympics in film. It's stupid. sorry. |
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i would say 'you're all cunts' |
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because imo, it's stupid to make celebrations/award ceremonies when the war is happening and people are being killed if he is so against the war he would get more attention if he didnt attend the show... |
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or i would have a taperecorder with me playnig in the microphone with the same ass music their playing before and after I go up on stage. |
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i would probably just blush, then blush some more, lose all my words, shyly try to babble something while trying to avoid the looks of the other people, and run away screaming if they continue looking at me!!! but if i didn't have to actually be there in person... for example, if i was some kind of fairy or goddess or another being, with the powers to spread a message all over the world without having to appear in person... i would probably make a little "peace and love"-like speech... maybe. but it would probably be useless. |
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I would say: bush, I will give this oscar to your wife, it is always hard and straight |
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i would stagger on stage and be like "..... what?" and people would laugh and i'd be like "no seriously, i don't know whats going on" and then id start punching myself and screaming MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY! |
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"I would like to thank my beautiful wife, Catherine. Sorry Mike, you're a good bloke and all, but man, you're getting old." |
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I would say: it is football not soccer you idiots! |
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...OR i would arrive completely drunk or stoned for the ceremony, and just say what's coming through my head (check my profile to have an idea of what it would sound like)! at the end i would say "thank you all, and nevermind what i said, it's the emotion!"... ...hoping i won't say too much "inadequate" things (i.e. risqué or insults)... ^^ |
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but millions of people were watching, so he had the advantage of getting across to a wider audience...and why should Bush' nasty scheme be allowed to affect it? Most of them there seemed to be Anti-War, so it was good for them to have a voice that wasn't censored or mis-reported. (tho it could be mis-edited in later reports it's true) |
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nihil is latin for nothing! and i think nihil is how you pronounce my name in spanish |
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hahaha sorry, nihil is the last word in uzims profile LACK OF CONTEXTUAL KNOWLEDGE |
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roygbivcore > i know... it was because of an E.N song, "Ich Bin's" (and i like the aspect of the word) :) |
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uzim, you'll be a half-female fairy and you'll get raped by a crowd of filthy huge undead robotic mutants and the orgasm you will experience will be so strong that it'll break all your bones and you'll just lay there in a pool of blood and sperm and everyone will abuse your fallen innocence, exploiting your soft sensitive body for satisfying their animal lust. |
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I think you pronounce the H in spanish, whilst it's silent in the latin. |
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"soft sensitive body"... mmmm how delightful |
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it is silent in spanish nihil sounds niil in spanish |
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yeah, but his name isn't nihil, it's nigel, so won't that G be pronounced with an H? |
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if it had an h it would soung like a normal g. anyway latin is not a language with strict prononciation marlowe-dear, so lets not get into that. |
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nothing unlike that Pianist prrick |
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hur hur i wold say "u all stupid i hate u im king of this town, bite off" hur |
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-You got 0wn3d! WOOH im going to fuck winona ryder wooh and flip them the finger and the run of stage. |
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not in spanish |
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i would say "Ta" |
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if I wan an oscar I would say: I am so glad I won this oscar, considering I am an architect and I never worked in a movie... thanks anyway |
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Charles D Ward > argh! you pervert!! *slaps you on the face with a fairy language dictionary* ;P i would never let them do that, i would use my powers to escape in a flash of blinding light or at least create a magical shield against them... |
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If I won an Oscar I would say... "Thank you for kissing my ass. I must be going though, for I have actresses to sleep with..." |
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OH YOU WANT TO BE RAPED BY ROBOTS LADY, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT |
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SHOW ME YOUR RADICAL CONTENT |
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yikes! you're a rape machine?! *slaps roybgivcore on the head with a printer* (this is turning like an add n to (x) video... ^^) |
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BE GOOD OR THE MAN WITH THE CURTAINS WILL RAPE YOU! :O |
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curtains?... oops, i thought they were his hair ^^ |
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