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woah, skills |
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titsworth > i'm the best!!! *^^* |
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WOW! Otto von schirach, PLEASE make a song with those lyrics! |
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I was nancying around in my bitch ass gaaarden when I saw jay leno it gave me a haaardon so I said to him yo I said jay wutup? he said: (in comical deep voice ala mini me) I'm not leno but I like ketchup I like yo' gangsta chin and your sexy buff body buff buff buff (increase reverb on each buff) let's get gangsta ruff your chin- I want to caress and afterword we can play chess with penguins and inanimate statues of roman emporors This mad ass rap is raising my temperors It got me pissed so I kicked my cat and I sent a disk to my teacher pat containg made up words of fake profanity I am so cool that I licked my fa ... chanity yeah that's right, fachanity bitch that's what I meant to say Here's some rhymes from my homie POOPMAN before we get our guns and spray: |
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i run around the block with all sorts of talk im in your head repeating like a ticking clock entrance no exit no reason to lock the door to your mind is open, no reason to knock whao kinda lost it there yell and scream what you mean if you see but whup the eeg my ippie ah woop the steam i rip the top sib no zip ray gone my team, taking all the steam, away |
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Put the thang down flip it and reverse it. Ti esrever dna ti plif nwod gnaht eht tup. Ti esrever dna ti plif nwod gnaht eht tup. |
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oh man that was as dope as a camel on weed. |
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Es serv ervernipper dippeprnap tu |
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sip'n on a beer cpu fan rattle'n in me ear.. smoke'n cigz wait'n for that game by shigz.. me mate juss pop'd on yahoo msg said: chim chim charawho.. juss pull'n another billy s'get'n dark and a bit chilly. beer made be burp first billy made me churp. so you cunts like aphex twin.. lol at the picture of him on that album he's got a mad grin.. crack'n me third v.b (beer) theres shit all on tv check'n me nose treasure type'n this shit for pleasure : ) |
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haphazard mallard calling card order for more elmer worm sherbert pilfered at the border like battlestar galactica trekked out and wrecked on blessed wheat chex we blast into the blistex matrix sonic breakdown techtonic plate now rock boom shalock-lock shelltoe step on many greenswards with Spock's blessing rubix cube squared under Dr. VanHelsing it's magic mad scientist werewolfs everlasting scare tactics |
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im the type a cat to walk up in a store wit only a doaller 35 that i just found on the floor it might seem very poor but i keep the big bills to myself so i can afford perscription drugs right off the shelf an not one time did they ask if it was bad for my health its like im addicted to rapping, an the action probbaly from the recurring dreams of my shit going platinum |
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Nice 1 mate :D |
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w M w is the best so far. |
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better not step up in fifth ward with that garbage bag. |
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Damn. Cabbog's back in the patch, with a fuse and match ... A wet fuse that refuses to light despite the heat from my burning rite to power, making lowly mortals cower like wilting flowers in a drought when they find out the strength of my will, One stray glance from these eyes could kill a XLTer dead, The laurels on my head give away my status, this celestial apparatus, gained from drinking blood and eating cactus, My dick's big. |
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oh yes oh yes its back imma embarass u so bad ur gunna be forced to retire cause i spit fire at you burn you out like a tire i got more verbal knockouts then the alphabet has letters got more sick rymes then bill cosby has sweaters |
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Yo, yo, yo, check this shit bitch, for all you slime buckets, all over the land, peep it Yo, I'm dancin on your grave like Borishnikov, I'll rip you off, leave you in the desert 'til the voltures strip your corpse, then rape your fuckin' wife, until my dick is soft 'til the flesh is pealin' off, I'm a devil consealed in cloth, walk, walk or get stabbed with a fork, you got a hole in your stomach, yo plug it up with a cork, you dork, lots of blood loss, red cross, couldn't help your dead boss cut his head off, brutal, sadistic, the only way, I'll be remembered, after I'm dismemebered, and my bones decay, a rap legend, to the aggressionary session, my invention of tention and powerful progression, it's time, for sick rhymes, lunatic lines, hit your mind like with someones strict-nine, or all the shell, clips and glocks, you step to me with a weapon, you'll be reppin' your clique in a box |
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hahahahah nice... let's dance at first glance i put you in a tracne form da ambulance let's swing like sing sing ringin bells like bling bling poppin shells like a pop-o-matic rum pum pum pum drinkin yingling gone went an crowned myself king of da land and the peoples rockin in it, we came here to win it, so let my dj spin it |
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crushin hedz like zed woken night of the living dead forget what's been said zombie maniac sleepin in your bed why do i feel like niggaz be watchin me dodgin me flossin to me lyrically bionically metaphorically cryogenically put you in the deep freeze makin g's say please like puddin pie hawaiian punch in your eye flies in gravy charles bronsaon with rabies skinny pup yo quiero taco hell for all the ladies |
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If you ever diss me I'ma bring it to you Got a crew of psychopaths that'll stab you up too. Now say violence (violence), death (death) Yo there ain't nothin left to say, this shit's fresh I'll stab you in the head wit shishkebab sticks, while watchin' mob flicks, nasty like armpits when I be suckin' on you mom's tits, she my bitch, she on my dick, tell that trick to stop callin' my crib, why'd you say she wanted to kill the bitch? smokin' green clove, walkin' around town flossin' the free clothes doper than Special K explodin' in the fiend's nose |
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Front on my crew and up your ass you'll find my shoeI clock and cuff your ass like a cop enforcing curfewHave William Shattner talking bout it on 911 Rescue I'm sticking pins in your head and I don't know voodooUhh, yeahI shit on your face like a baby and say poo pooI got Brandy in the sack like my name was Q Word up |
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werd up to that |
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know whot aim sayin' yo? |
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ka tst cha tst ka tst cha tst now im ducking for cover, and making a run cause i put my back out shaggin yer mum i dont mean to be blatant but she said i was the greatest she made me happy in return for a lift to maylands so tonight i went out to this live electro act but the beats werent all that there was no groove in sight me and roni went and proceeded to give them some shite i jumped over the bar, and drank all of their white with a bandage on my face theres no time for disgrace cos i know my place where it is and it isnt i looked a bit like nelly my pants have got smelly i caught the best taxi with my bikes front tire so theres time to admire my drunken freestyle i start to perspire when the ladies walk by theres no time to be crying if theres one this week that ive found things are pretty fantastic when i could be fuel for a matchstick or buried underground yeah! |
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Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits WAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch Everything cost a little bit So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong I can get you and tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA Can't be tamed I got shit to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH! No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh? |
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i put carbon in your air puffin nuggz like biosphere hit up with the queer going on liek a mysteru braces backs like jfk smokin hay with oj simpson's on fox like goldilocks suckaz eatin oreos green like crack fiend slime like a ninja turtle red and black like gambit in chess im still the best i must confess you cant touch what you cant see and you cant see me, nuh! you cant see me, what?!? |
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thief! tell bam i said wassup! |
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hittin up on god like hes the man, takin a puff while im on the can, freakin you out with all my ice, tryin to survive by playin the dice, yo, yo, yo |
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wow this thread is really creative |
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i thought that was outstanding :) |
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You monkey ass shit- chew on the flow i spit. the 1337est mutha you cant deny- when i ambush the thread and straight rectify my reblious ambition of code scipt transitions is to be achknowledged with but one single condition- im the fucking man who dah legend, dont challenge my game, youre not 1337 youre just lame. |
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yo this shit is weak, you rhyme worse than old granny on speed, i'll show you the beat, it's like rhymin pete, all you gotta do is drop the funk, shit what am i telling you this for, punk, you'll never rhyme like a real mc, it's like teaching a goat how to be like me, anyway i gotta smack some hoes, you suck, you better read some of poe's, or, err, that was my first rap ever, i dont even listen to rap, so be kind. |
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why should i be kind after youve insulted me?! |
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yeah punk :D |
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You cant rap muthafucker!caption> LaME aSs Rymes!!!! LaME aSs Rymes!!!! |
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pOgO's in this thread now Ya'll should bow your head now That yavo fuckers dead now The pigs aint gonna know how I'm off to meckico-o with all of Yavo's dough-o I kept the fuckers toe-o to let the possee know-o that pOgO's in the hiz-ouse!! pOgO's in the hiz-ouse !!! |
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Eskimo ho' Eat my flow I'll suck ya bitch yo Or else you can GO! Eskimo ho' I got ya mofo Now you's gonna blow Fo' sho' sho' SHO'!!! |
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i just saw the 'tibbar you are my friend' page and lost it :D |
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Mary had a little lamb, The news made every front page, With pictures of her being taken to jail, Cause you see, he was under age!! Yo yo yo!! |
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Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead But it still goes wherever she goes Between two pieces of bread WORD ! |
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Your's was much better than mine! Very good! What about this? She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!! |
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w00t... i sense the presence of evil dolls did you do that? |
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tibbar you are my friend??? |
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i guess im just ryhming straight up before i comedown and fuck this shit up, untill i even care if i suck or worse, i dont even dare to say my curses and worse is driving around in hearses but its handy when i go beserr-kizzz kizzz the lithp and talking nonsenses faking freestyles without a conscience I make no sense like im unconscious mumbling insanity like purple ponces and blue dots spinning in my eyes no suprise, i was tranquilised long lost lines of life erase the strife when i snort em Its sublime, body and mind in proportion till i comedown and give a fuck bout stumbling mublings and getting stuck right at the end |
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the one that got posted in the 'tibbar for chairman of the bored' thread :) |
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DYUFR! DUDE! H4CK3D!!!!!!! |
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hahaha it says motherfucker!caption> some one can't do shit |
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LaME aSs Rymes!!!! LaME aSs Rymes!!!! |
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You monkey ass shit- chew on the flow i spit. the 1337est mutha you cant deny- when i ambush the thread and straight rectify my reblious ambition of code scipt transitions is to be achknowledged with but one single condition- im the fucking man who dah legend, dont challenge my game, youre not 1337 youre just lame. |
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1337est mutha you cant deny 1337est mutha you cant deny 1337est mutha you cant deny 1337est mutha you cant deny 1337est mutha you cant deny 1337est mutha you cant deny... woo woo! |
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